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Are you retarded? This board is literally entirely about fitness, this is a thread about not liking something that isn't healthy or hating people who endorse an unhealthy lifestyle. It's not being fascist it's just hating people with no self control.

these fags actually answering as opposed to just not giving a shit about that fatfuck feminazi tumblr whale is annoying me more than the post istelf.

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Fresh off the press.

I like how these horizontally challenged folk like to pretend that their fat just comes from thin air

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You weren't kidding
>soy boy
>fat boy

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Found on /b/

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I see we've once again, devolved into fetish porn.

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That fucking face again

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kek

I went to live with my old friend since teenage years. We are living together as flatmates and he drives me crazy sometimes with his fatass mentality.
I'm a sprinter, so the fatty joined me to my routine. I'm happy to help him get better. He's a handsome man, intelligent, good personality but HAS THESE FUCKING HABITS I CAN'T STAND HIM SOMETIMES.

>doing dynamic stretches
>fatty can't move enough
>his fat doesn't let him have range enough to move his limbs and stretch
>it's like seeing a cube trying to bend
>sprinting
>I run some laps he's still walking
>go back, make him do some 10dec sprints, 20sec walking
>he's farting while sprinting, almost like if the farts were giving him speed or something
>back home
>he takes of his pants while still forcefully breathing for air
>underwear full of shit stains, stinks up the living room
>later
>I decide to cook the meals (so I can do some calorie counting and macro counting)
>since we're eating together he starts saving up to 80% the money he usually spends on food. He pays up all the rent and services for the month with that money.
Cont.

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>he goes down 2 kilos in a month
>the math doesn't add up
>this bastard is happy but I'm not
>DOESNT WANT TO WORKOUT ANYMORE
> I'm doing just fine user I managed to lose weight even while eating candy
>he's been eating chocolate bars secretly all month like +1200kcal of pure chocolate a day
>stop this shot you're sabotaging yourself
>ok user I'll stop the candy ''sadpanda.jpg''
>three weeks no candy, loses additional 2 kills in ten days
>we're fine, I do prep meals sometimes so I can eat while busy
>fatty eats what I cook and no candy, he's losing but doesn't work out anymore
>I'm teaching him home cooking and nutrition
>he makes refried beans, they're pretty good
>we ate rice, chicken and refried beans
>store leftovers in tuppers
>"fatty, we are going to eat this on another meal on the week, don't eat it ok?"
>don't worry worry user
>the rice disappears
>the chicken reduces its quantity over night
>think nothing of it because busy with work

>today
>''ok fatty today's menu is zucchini spaghetti, chicken and refried beans let's cook!''
>fatty stares at me spooked
>maybe he doesnt like zucchini
>start cooking
>ok fatty you cook this I'll heat up the beans
>audible gulp
>the FUCKING BEANS ARE GONE
>the tupper was empty on the fridge all this time
>I did eat a little bit ot it, but not that much user
>ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME FATASS? WE ARE THE ONLY TWO LINVING IN THE HOUSE
>Ok maybe I did eat it
>FUCKING HELL BRO YOU DID EAT IT AND YOU ATE THE OTHER LEFTOVERS TOO
>look at my prepared meals for the week
>almost all are empty, save one that has broccoli and meatballs
>out tuppers are opaque so I couldn't tell
>Godzillamegablast.jpg
>silence.jar
>finish cooking
>serve
>eat silently making no eye contact
>Go to my room to calm down and take a nap
>user I'm sorry I'm trying my best
>I don't answer
>I'm sad you're giving me the cold shoulder
>Ignore it, try to sleep
>5 hours pases
> wake up
>HE'S SLEEPING WITH ME IN MY BED
>what the fuck

I just finished running laps so I don't kill this motherfucker.
Am I am enabler?
I just wanted to help my friend.

>Figurines
>Soy Mouth
>Super intimidating, manly beard
>Overweight

are we at peak soydom yet?

At what point do figurines become okay to have? Cause I fucking love building models

Models are pretty cool as long as you aren't a sperg about it, but if you have 12 shelves of anime figurines you beat your meat to then it's a problem

Are you mexican?

No, but I'm living in Mexico

he sounds like a cool guy with a problem, keep pushing him and he'll get there.

>soydom
No we are near peak Sodom, if we dont turn back now this our society is going to burn. Whether we intentionally tear it down, it falls down upon us, or a foreign invaders does it. Its going to fall if we dont fix this shit.

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i bet those beans were dank.

More like soyciety

THat face of determination

Has anyone had to sit next to these types on an aircraft? Is it allowed to change flights?

OC

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Best beans I ever ate, they had
Black beans
Cheddar cheese
Panela cheese
bacon
Cream
Canned chipotles
All blended

A truly delightful calorie bomb.

A classic for those that like to read.

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Ok I wood

Without context to ruin the scene, this is actually a really pretty picture

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Do u know like the specific recipe/ procedure to cook that or is it locked deep within your roommate's mind. I'd love to try making it.

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This was a good read

You have to soak the beans overnight, the since and cook them until tender. That could take hours on a normal pot, if you have a pressure cooker you can do it in like half an hour. Cook the bacon until crispy, don't discard the fats .

Then you put the beans in the blender and add the oil from the bacon and one or two canned chipotles. Blend well, it could be very thick so you'll need to push the unblended beans down.

Cut the bacon in tiny pieces, put the blended beans and bacon in a pan with a little lard, stir and add cheddar cheese. Taste, if it's too spicy add some cream to soothe the hot from the chipotles. Cream is optional but makes a big difference.

Keep moving the beans until the texture is the one you like. My friend makes them very thick.
Serve and add the panela cheese on top.

The ratios are up to you. We used 800gr black beans, 100gr bacon, two Chipotle chillies, like 100gr cheddar, 80ml cream and 50gr panela on top.

I don't understand why somebody would actually do that. Does she have some sort of mental disorder? How could she not have been aware of the fact that she was going to get arrested for doing that?

hey lets google bmi

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>Jimmy Johns next to the coffee shop I go to study at several times a week
>giggle to myself like a retard every time I see the FREE SMELLS sign

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Her blog has some other good reads.
endofshiftreport.com/2015/07/liver-failure-101-or-how-that-one.html

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Noted and saved

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The absolute STATE of fatties holy shit!

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Dark chocolate has health benefits though.

kek

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Wow, she looks so miserable

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The only part I can agree with is the part about fat people exercising. Assuming they're sincerely doing it and working their asses off, I don't think it's right to make fun of them.

Sometimes I wonder if this is my future? A women like this.

why ?
dont end up like this!

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Anyone else remember when this was the absolute pinnacle of insanity? Now it looks like anything you might find on the internet

I don't know man, I'm just so hopeless in life.

fuck that's so hot

directly fat shame him harder. call him a fat fuck every timme you see him. really give him some good disgust about his body. start showing him some content from here

ithink id rather be single for life than end up with taco time , or a beast similar

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That's what I think now but you never know what will happen in the future.

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Not him but goddamn no way I'm interacting with something like that. Masturbation will always be preferable to fucking a pile of trash

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so you fuck or not?

>45184169
Fuck you, asshole i was almost done forgetting putting my soul back together

>45184472
you don't want the context, trust me, it will ruin you

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dont worry man. theres no woman in your future

>HE'S SLEEPING EITH ME IN MY BED

Holy mother of kek, thanks for the giggle

I was bullied in middle school for my weight. And I'm glad they did it.

THICC

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Holy fuck man, I needed that

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kek

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>"OC"
>litteraly put on barstool like a day ago

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How do you charge for a smell anyway

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I will never find this not disturbing

ADMITS EATING WHAT

This one always gets me.

bej

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S-she's right though user. Fatties trying to lose weight don't deserve scorn. And qts eating like hippos shouldn't be praised