Would fucking my hand instead of jerking off better prepare me for sex?

Like, keeping my hand still and bucking into it, instead of stroking.

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Does bench pressing give you a better squat?

Oh, fuck me.

You don't need to "prepare" for sex. You are the result of millions of years of shaved apes fucking each other without any preparation. If you really want to prepare for something, look up how to do oral on pussies by Nina Hartley.

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Hmm.

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Nope.

I'm confused by this.

Anyway, I'm a virgin but there's a decent possibility I'll have sex soon, and wanna be decent at it. Getting my core muscles in the groove of things would help, no?

Probably not. If you really have to do this, get a fleshlite and shove it inbetween your mattress and bed frame. Use plenty of lube.

>2013
>fucking your hand

ISHYGDDT

I'm a virgin, and I don't wanna be "off beat" or awkward. I might as well try to get as good as possible in the meantime, right? There's such a thing as being "bad at sex", and I wanna be as good as possible before I do.

Why would that help more than fucking my hand? Because it's more stationary, like a girl would be? Genuinely curious.

Don't try to hard. Get into things slowly and do a lot of foreplay. If you just try to fuck her right away you're gonna look like a sperg. You also need to use your grip on her to get extra thrust. Pull her towards you as you push in.

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it wont, shoving your dick in a hole is the easy part, foreplay and such is what takes practice.

Okay, thanks.

It's 100x more stationary in my experience. It also feels sooorrt of like a real pussy. It can be pretty satisfying and realistic once you get the angle right.

>It can be pretty satisfying and realistic once you get the angle right.

I've already gotten too used to fapping, I don't want to get used to a fake pussy, but thanks. Maybe I can create some kind of apparatus that stays still while I fuck it from different angles?

I know I sound ridiculous, but I'm willing to be ridiculous if it means stepping my fuck game up.

I don't use it that often. In some ways my hand still feels better. I guess I can understand that fear, but I don't think you have anything to worry about unless you're some kind of sex addict. Nothing can really compare to a pussy clenching on your dick though.

>Anyway, I'm a virgin but there's a decent possibility I'll have sex soon, and wanna be decent at it
not gonna happen

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Not that user but the fake pussy is like night and day compared to hand

>not gonna happen
She seems pretty eager my guy. Every guy was a virgin at some point, and then there was a turning point

You've already lost the game thinking like that. You're way too far in your own mind and you'll be that way during sex, which is precisely the cause of bad sex. Give yourself over to the experience, to your partner, to her body, let instinct take over. Being "good at sex" is as simple as giving yourself, your raw primal desire, over to your partner, and her to you. Do that, and you'll pick up the more specific techniques you like over time.

Nope

Its the heat and the wetness that'll get you
Also if you aren't a circumcuck that initial thrust when your foreskin gets pulled back is heaven

This.

Also lick clitoris. That's a cool trick.

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Not OP, but I'm a circumcuck. I wish restoring didn't take years. Anyone who circumcises a child should die. Yes, this conveniently includes all Jews and Muslims.

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get an escort and tell her exactly what you want. All that BS you've heard

>first time must be special
>you'll rember your first time for the rest of your life
>don't fuck it up you'lll regret it
>make sure its with someone you love

is what fathers tell their daughters when they are going to puberty so they keep it in their pants and don't become total whores. It's a form of slut shaming before the girl even starts hungering for cock. Need to keep their precious little princesses innocent and pure.

So unless you are a 13 year old girl who just started growing boobs and googling shirtless celebrity pics when nobody is home, don't worry about it.

>

So yeah get an escort tell her it's your first time, you want to experience everything, you want to try all the sex shit and you want to be good at it so you have more confidence. 95% of escorts will have no problem with that and will actually be really cool about it.

Here are some things to focus on

>kissing, tounger kissing
>rough doggy, facedown
>when she lays on her side and you lift her leg up or in front of her
>nipple play
>teasing
>being a dom

Sex quality is 60% foreplay, 30% penetration and 10% what happens after.

With foreplay you want to make her want it so bad that she literally cant stand it anymore and shoves your cock in. Unless she is really into dom/sub then you just treat her like a whore, throw her around and do w/e you want.

god speed

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Good luck bro
If it helps then consider it part of 'making it's; we all have to shrug off the disgusting malaises that collectivism has instilled in us if we are to ever become true creatures of independent will

just get a sex doll then you fucking weirdo

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My grandmother tied a hair around the head of my penis when I was an infant so I have no feeling in the head and it doesn't get hard.

Also I lack empathy and am unable to care about how a woman is feeling during sex so I grind deep and don't hit their spot at all.

I am aware of my problems and I juuuuust can't bring myself to give a shit, so I rely on initial attraction and proceed to disappoint them in bed to the point that they fall out of love with me.

GG you can't top this shit.

>10% what happens after
I just try to get the hell out of there as fast as I can. Is this not what you're supposed to do?

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you dont need to exercise to prepare for sex lol

no i didnt mean it that way , i was saying your going to be shit at sex your first time .

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Thanks, yeah, I guess I should just tap into me being primal and not worry too much.

>Also if you aren't a circumcuck that initial thrust when your foreskin gets pulled back is heaven
I got circumcised at age 9 from an infection due to phimosis, *shrugs*

Yeah, circumcising a child is genital mutilation

I don't want a prostitute but I appreciate the rest of the advice

But I'm fat, I probably should

probably

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High volume bodyweight back extensions, ab exercises, and cardio
The rest is up to your dick and ability to choke a woman while you're plowing her

Bro it seems like you're overthinking the whole thing. Your first time won't be your best performance, there's nothing you can do to change that but it's OK. Everyone is bad at something they've never done before. Just chill out, the only thing that can happen from overthinking is you getting super nervous and not being able to get your dick up. You need to realize that your first time won't be your best performance and it's ok.

>The rest is up to your dick and ability to choke a woman
Why is choking standard?

ok thx