Meanwhile, in Bizarro Veeky Forums

me too brah
#metoo
like and upboat this

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Friendly reminder that the only way to attain Arniemode is SS + GOMAD

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i like women

I don't have an oedipus like fetish for my mom or other mommies

I workout consistently and frequently, count my calories, and consume only raw whole foods and meats. I actually about steak and beef, as well as consume enough yogurt to positively impact my gut biome. I have done it for so long it has become second nature, and find time for many other activities like deep sea snorkeling and razzle dazzling some lady vagina. I have not missed a workout in four years and I am supportive of all who attempt to make an effort to get fit. I don't talk down to others or harbor negative world views, as doing so only hinders my physical progress through mental limitations. I have healthy relationships with females, and I have an incredibly interesting life because I take chances and dive into bad situations with passion rather than sitting on the sidelines my whole life. I am exceptionally good at conversation and find myself being the life of the party, while always finding time to be alone. I don't deadlift sumo as to not pump my numbers up artificially and balance each workout to rectify the proliferation of muscle imbalances. I don't visit pol, as the hatred of races and addicts has no room to stay in my happy life. I also get dubs.

Makes sense. Thanks. No need to post body.

I'm happy and healthy and I feel fulfilled in my life and like I can survive in this world doing what I'm good at and that people like me. I have enough time to relax and have parties with the people I love and can see my family and friends more often. I have privacy and a peaceful state of mind. I have solved some significant world problems and have talked to people in power and they have stepped down to let people or robots or AIs run the courts and do the work that hurts people emotionally and I can finally be free

DO NOT DELET THIS

Going to go for a 20k run later this evening, got a different flavour of Soylent to try out after.

I lift

Cardio kills gains!

Nice, Soylent increases test and cardio maximizes gains

woah nelly, why don't you post YOURS?

I can find pants that fit me

I lift for me instead of my ex

*perfects the male form*

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Who else is doing a case of soylent a day? Making sick gains over here.

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Started with SS until my noob gainz ended, then switched to an intermediate program and made such great gains, I got a gf and now I really like the man I’ve become.

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I work out for constructive reasons, not because of unexamined trauma or other latent psychological issues. I have a healthy body image and don't engage in negative self-talk, much less put down other people trying just as hard as I am. Everyone is just trying to make it, after all!

I have a balanced life and I'm happy! I'm not struggling with jealousy nor do I have weird outsider politics based on resentment. I have a healthy relationship with women that comes from love and strong early attachment in my family. I have a good relationship with my father, who taught me a positive kind of masculinity. I don't watch anime, and I like contemporary pop culture but I have taste of my own.

I know that people on this board like to hear all about each other and share things about themselves! We're a pretty positive community and it's okay to be open about yourself here. Thanks for reading :)

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I have a gf

picture so true

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ha ha you didnt get dubs
but you gave me some real bad feels
:(

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i have been working out consistently for a year and my lifts ARE NOT 1/2/3/4

I actually do lift.

i'm attracted to women

Can't wait for his next video!

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fuck you

START WATCHING PORN.

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Very happy with my results on SS. My gf is always telling me how my legs are so much bigger than other guys. And thots everywhere keep mirin' me.

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Traps are gay

Traps aren’t gay

African Americans are completely functional members of society who deserve nothing but respect

Will Mashing really make my dick smaller, Veeky Forums?

I've been Mashing for 60 seconds 3x per day for 1 month and it hasn't made any noticeable difference. Maybe my Mashing technique is wrong?

I've been doing it like pic related. 30 sec up into my taint and 30 sec into my pelvic bone. HELP

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>over 5'10"
never gonna make it

I went to the gym.

>people at the gym keep believing I'm natty no matter how hard I try to convince them

Just wanted to say thank you Veeky Forums. You have changed my life.

I'm done with creatine and dangerous free weights, and I've replaced them with soy shakes and cardio. *That feeling when you can binge watch Rick and Morty while on the treadmill*

Some of you guys and alright. Hope to see you at Planet Fitness tomorrow.

I don't hate myself every second of every day

Boy do I really like women! There is nothing I love more than the feeling of dick in pussy. I have never had any gay thoughts or jacked off to men.

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dumbbell exercises are a actually much better for strength gains than barbell exercises. multiple studies have shown this and i seriously noticed myself progressing much faster when i switched to dumbbell training.

pic related is current body so that you can rest assured you are getting this information from a reliable source.

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MAN i sure hope she wouldn't fart on my face!

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I was talking to my gf the other night and she was telling me about how she is progressing in her full body strength program at the gym.

BUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP

>tfw gf
>escaped DYEL

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Mash harder

Bottom lol.

sorry hungbro but that monster is only going to keep growing you'r stuck with a huge dick sorry about that

>Yeah, starvation mode is real, that's why I'm not losing any weight.

Guys, I just saw this great new workout machine and program!

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Farts sure are gross, huh fellas?

>sitting at home all alone
>don’t have any alcohol in my possession
>watching tv reruns from my childhood and remembering how much fun it was being a kid
Who else /comfy/ here?

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>gf comes home from gym
>taught her powerlifting
>put her on high protein diet
>this bitch farted in the kitchen while I was cooking her dinner
What the fuck lads? Ew

>/pol/ & /r9k/ never come here
>zyzz is still alive, regularly posting
>Piano man still making vids

We can only dream Veeky Forums

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>At the gym lifting shit
>Gym bro is getting sweaty
>We've been lifting heavy for hours now and his face is beginning to go red
>We chat about Stacey's in between sets
>After a while we cool down on the exercise bikes and talk about plans for the weekend
>Eventually go into the change rooms to get changed
>I jump in the shower while he's in the toilets
>Once I'm out of the shower, he jumps in to wash up
>I begin drying myself off with the towel
>He closes the shower curtains while I'm standing there naked so he doesn't see me
>We both make an active effort to not look at each other while we're both in the nude
>I put some deodorant on and get dressed
>Never once look at his body
>Yell out "See ya on Monday, man"
>He replies "Have a good one bud" from the shower
>Jump in my car and go home

full homo

>Boogie died during surgery
>He's now our patron saint and every workout is dedicated to him
>We constantly make play on words on his catchphrase "Coming to you through the power of the internet"
>Anons make playlists from his favorite cuck-porn videos
Yeahhhh, could be worse

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Alright faggot explain to me why this isn't good:

>simple, just add water / milk
>high protein to calorie ratio
>high in BCAA
>fast and simple
>widely available for cheap

Why the fuck aren't you guys on whey protein? Enjoy your soy estrogen you normie cuck.

This is bizarro thrall

Let's talk about the latest research in muscle building guys! Anyone doing blood flow restricted training?

tfw reached a 4pl8 deadlift last night bros! Hope I will reach the 6 plate average of this sites dedicated fitness board!

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Damn that girl is a cutie.

Fapping to pornography every day of the month has really improved my focus, confidence, and motivation. I can get sex with any girl off Tinder just by texting her "now", and nothing else.

Hey guys, women are pretty cool. I find them highly sexually attractive and would never fuck a "trap" as that's homosexual and degenerate.

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>shrink, shrink, shrink

>Looks like I finally made it Veeky Forums

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WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRR

Right? I hear he's doing a collab with Zyzz and Aniki soon, those guys are great. I love their consistent quality content, would be a shame if we lost them. Thankfully only that faggot Jeff Seid has died recently.

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I hear that taking whey protein will decrease your test and make your dick smaller, might be worth a shot.
>tfw babydick master race

SSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLUUUUURRRRPPPPPpppppp

what an attractive specimen

>fffffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnssssss

Overrated post

>CrossFit+COSAD
This. Master race tier.

>tfw no short morbidly obese gf

why have the woman only the first leg?

>the first leg

Don't deadlift its bad for you

I'm glad that I read this as it is similar to my current predicament, and I harbour no negative emotions

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