Confess Veeky Forums

I OHP 40kg

I just wanna violently creampie braphogs but my fiancee is rather tiny.

Fuck her
I fucked my mom after waking up in the middle of the night with an erection and it was the best sex ever
Do it bro no regrets

please be bait

Thought I could show off my little gains on Tinder, matched with a thickass latina qt braphog. Thought something was off when she was only sending ass and breast pics.
>Find out she has a penis when we actually meet up

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Everything is better in the familly.

I’m a mutt

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It’s not
She has a really loose pussy but an ass like Ryan Conner
Also she had a hysterectomy 10 years ago so I creampied her

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whats his face like ?

also werent things weird between you both later ?

a white mutt tho

She’s my mom so I can’t really say subjectively how hot she is but she gets hit on 24/7 like every time we go out guys are asking for number and flirting with her so I think she’s very good looking objectively
>also weren’t things weird between you both later
I moved out the next day after we had sex
It felt good, like freedom, like I didn’t depend on her anymore
I think having sex with your mom should be a right of a passage not just for pleasure or love, like she’s teaching you how to be a man

I stopped my IF before I got to bf level I want and started to slowly slip back into indulging.

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I work out 4-5 times a week.
I might work legs and lower body one of those times.
I overhead press more than i squat.
Send help.

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I'm on a gap year from school but can't find a job. I've been playing fornitr for like 2 weeks straight in the hope that it will full the void inside me but it's not working.

I did the same thing as you
Wasn't my choice by the way

Wasted a whole year of my life isolated

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I like my job and what I'm studying. I'm progressing on all lifts and it brings me joy. But I have insecurities because I have 6"/5" dick. I don't have balls to approach random women. Having average dick also doesn't help. I'm missing on a lot of fun

Atleast 9,8% of you is genetically superior and unhindered

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>1 drop rule

sorry about the north african

I spent the last 24 hours getting high on clephedrone and marathoning House MD

First time actually hearing about clephedrone/flephedrone, and i can't really get why the fuck you would take some research chemical of a stimulant?
How do you even get that shit?
Isn't amphetamines good anymore?

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>Watching House MD instead of The Knick

wew

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I feel sorry for my fuckbuddy's boyfriend

why the fuck is science nigger holding that knife?

Watch your back

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I’ve been skipping abs workout and eating chocolate
Not gonna make it till summer

>this night I dreamt I was fighting my father because he found where I keep my """"""squat""""" plugs. I even managed to do a reality check in the dream, trying to push my index through my other hand and I couldn't, so it felt super real
>I walked in on him masturbating under a blanket watching porn ads on tv literally 3 minutes ago

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it's legal in my country. I make a phonecall and half an hour later a legit tax paying service deliveres it to my door.
it's not really similiar to amphetamines, I would liken it more to MDMA, stimulating effects aren't that big.

>he doesn't know about le black science man's troubled past

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I didn't go to the gym today and I regret it

I haven’t done a single isolation excercise for 4 months now

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After my breakup, I'm scared of showing my body to a woman. I'm not deformed or anything, I'm pretty lean but I just cant...

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Was a feminine penis, user?

Soo.. i thought this was inspirational for a split second, but this is made up. He graduated from the bronx high school of science in '76

BASED frogposter.

Sounds like you've been reading some fake news friend. I can assure you that all my images are 100% legitimate.

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Ides of March

I get it now

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Im eating cholotate the first time in 3 weeks now

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I hit a baby bunny with my car yesterday and killed him :(

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Did you put benis into bussy?

Nigger

I almost broke it today, damn I reflected on that link and decided not to click it.

It was a close one boys

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Don't worry user /b/ is the tutorial level for Veeky Forums
We all started there and regret almost every moment

Damn dude I'm hoping there's still some time left for me to do something fulfilling. I have a few friends here though so that's okay.

Hopefully it turned out well for you at uni

I had a glass of Lambrusco D'Emillia Wine

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Why is this so accurate?

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I have broken my noporn and nofap.
It was working great for me, I regained my penis and gained confidence and stuff, but now I haven't spoken to anyone but my parents for 3 months and I just see no point in indulging myself until I get to a place where I meet people again, or something.

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:(

I-I may or may not be dirty bulking

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>>astrological facts
it should have been obvious user

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I'm seriously considering trading my natty card for some research chemical that may or may not help heal my back.

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I skipped legs today

I was posted with cucks from 2012 to 2014 before I discovered this place.

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My forearms are larger than my biceps. This shit is frustrating me.

I lied to my boyfriend about my salary to protect his ego
I make 3 times as much as he does oops

Every time I see this picture Im imagining him saying
>"Say the earth is flat one more time."

If he's stupid enough to think you make less than a third of the going rate for your field then he's a dumbass.

>larping cunt who is actually a part time walmart cashier.

I just skipped /b/ because it looked like shit

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i really hate this nigger

im afraid to improve myself. im 26 and ive been a loser my entire life, and i should be making the efforts to improve myself, but im literally afraid because i know i will fuck up any possibly good situation i get into from my lack of life experience, and i literally cant remember the last time i have ever been in a good situation. i make no efforts to meet girls or meet people as friends. i wonder if subconsciously i intentionally sabotage myself with my "speak before i think" no filter way of talking because i intentionally want to sabotage myself from meeting anyone and having any happiness. nothing ever excites me or makes me happy.

i know it sounds pathetic, beta and autistic but ive come to realize this is the point im at.

Better to fuck up now than later. Learn from your mistakes

I don't fucking know how to improve, but I still come to this place for comfort.
It gives me a vision of what I could've been. Had I put my mind, time and body into it, I suppose.

Part of me wants to be Stacy. The other part of me knows that I will never be Stacy bc autism but the best I can do is have a good body. That part of me also knows that Stacy is a brain dead bitch and is the first person I kill when I shoot up my university.

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i get really lazy sometimes, even though i like working out

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>say flat earth one more time mufugga

I'm a vegan...

i ate 4 full meals today cause i'm a fatass

Insecurities? Find and fix them within yourself
You can be confident and happy with yourself without being stacy/chad

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