How do I ask a guy in my college gym if he browses Veeky Forums without sounding like I'm autistic?

"Have you heard of Veeky Forums?"
>yes: "I heard it's a lot of hackers and pedophiles"
"Do you browse it?"
>yes: "Oh good one time my buddies convinced me to. Holy shit I just threw away my whole computer."
"Great! Do you go on Veeky Forums?"
>no: "Holy shit you actually like that pedo site???"

Lol I like this one better, I'll say this

without sounding like I'm autistic?
You dont need to worry about that, autism isnt real.

Do you like onions?

THAT'S THE SECRET PASSWORD!!!!!!

link him this thread

tried this before and it turned out he did browse Veeky Forums

Took way too long to get to the correct answer

Ask him if he knows Zyzz or Scooby and if affirmative, ask if he knows of a fitness board

Ask him who his fav braphog is

sECreT SHAKE Super secretdat SECRET PASSwORD Got YA!? You in buddy you in Fit

Did you fug

wait for a fat ass girl to walk by and say "braaaap"

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Milk truck arrive

Go like this:
"You know what user, I'm kinda like the middle-man between fashion and graphic design. That is right where I truely FIT in"
If he doesn't get it, make a picrelated hand gesture while winking at him

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Hope OP isnt that autistic to follow that strictly

>PSSST.. TEE EFF DOUBLEYOU WHEN NO GEE EFF.
>Brap am I right?
>MOGGED AHAHAHAHAHA

Is he an autistic incel with no friends and a over 20 years old virgin in a Chad body?
100% he browses Veeky Forums

And how would that translate to my native language, Norwegian?
I feel like this only works well in English.

We should make a list of the SecretHandshake™ and translations to different languages.

Use fit memes. If he’s also autistic he’ll meme with you. If he isn’t he might just chuckle. If he’s doing a yoshikage kira he’ll make a thread about you

Dutch:
>Voel je je fit, maat?
Answer: 'Ja, ik ben gewoon een geluksvogel'

I've heard him say in class he has a gf. I do too, I'm just terrible with meeting new people. He's pretty skinny, early 20s

just leave this post up long enough and hope he sees it. What college btw?

German:
>'Fühlst du dich fit, alter?'
Answer: 'Ja, ich bin einfach ein Glückspilz'

fucking normies.

This guy gets it

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Romanian:
>Te simţi în formă, amice?
Answer: Da, sunt doar un tip norocos.

>orderingpizza.jpg

A college in Oregon, Portland area

why not ask in english? If he browses here, he has to read and write in english.
And if he looks confused at the question being in english, its easy to write off as you were in english mode for a class or listing to a podcast or reading english a moment ago.

if he doesn't browse here that would make it 100x weirder

I'm obviously on Veeky Forums, but if someone asked me this I'd respond
>...yes?

I'm not really into finding out who is in my sekrit club.

go near him while he deadlift or squat and say
GOOD FORM, PUPPER

This. Norwegians usually don't speak English to each other.
(If we speak to each other for random reasons at all)

Got my list of translations going.
Add more if you know they're good in your native language (don't use Google Translate).

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Latin:
>salvesne, mi amice?
Answer: Sic, fortunatus homo sum.

italian:
>Ti senti in forma, amico?
>Sì, sono proprio un tipo fortunato

Shit its actually
>sic, an fortunatus homo sum
It is thusly, for I am a luck/well-off/rich man.

Underrated thread

Hvor lofter du?

Latin teacher here, all 3 versions are wrong and you should feel bad, what the fuck are you even doing?

Moov

Would you post a correct version?

Icelandic
>Félagi, ertu fit?
Answer: Ég er bara heppinn náungi

1. Is it that you are well, friend (voc.) of mine?
3.Yes, for (an) I am (takes nom.) a lucky man.
Is sum subjunctive or something

Foler du deg skråstrek fit skråstrek, venn?

Valere and vigere would be what you mean instead of salvere, as the latter is literally just healthy while the former 2 both got healthy and physically fit/able in them.

Yes is nearly never used in Latin, which sounds weird first but you'll notice that it's actually a pretty unnecessary word, if you really want to you can use “ita est“ as in “it is that way“ sounds a bit clunky, which is probably why romans didn't use it much.
Also, fortunatus sum is everything you need, an doesn't mean what you think it means and why would you use sic?

General rule: if you can get away with leaving something out in latin, do it. Saves you mistakes and the romans loved doing so.

Look up what an means, see my other post for the rest.

..and the full question/answer would then be..?

- Foler du deg i form, kompis?
- Ja, jeg er bare en heldig fyr

>not shouting out HIGH TEST

Not him but is it
>Valesne, mi amici?
>fortunatus sum

>Feeling fit buddeh?
Only correct response

Yup, imagine a smile and a nod accompanying the latter.
Latin wasn't made for internet chats.

LITERALLY THIS STOP BEING AUTISTIC

That's unironically quite smart.

Thanks, latins pretty cool, I took 4 years in high school but I regret not taking it in college

>How do I ask a guy in my college gym if he browses Veeky Forums
>without sounding like I'm autistic?

These two are mutually exclusive, but whatever just ask him and be fucking memespouting sperglords together.

Probably wouldn't have made a difference, the only people who rape latin more than anglos are Italians, though they at least mostly stick to pronounciation in that regard.

Portuguese:

>Então, sentes-te fit?
>Eh, tenho sorte é só

Ask him if he's read the sticky. A lot of people don't read the fucking sticky.

Walk up to the guy while hes doing a set with his friend.

"Have you heard of Veeky Forums?"
>What?
"Do you browse it?"
>Dude, I'm in the middle of my set.
"Great! Do you go on Veeky Forums?"
>Why are you talking to me? Who are you?
Success

Francais
Sens-tu Fit, mec?
Ouais, je me sens chanceux

slap him on the ass and shout shiggy diggy

there is no way to do this without sounding and actually being autistic. you ARE autistic.

if he says "yes" then you are doomed, and if he says "no" then at best he just thinks your weird. if anybody ever asked me if i browse Veeky Forums i would never speak to them again

You do not.
If someone asks you, you deny knowing about it.

Atleast thats what I do.

Spanish:
>¿Te sentís en forma, amigo?
>Si, es que soy un tipo con suerte

Terminally underrated

>"have you ever heard of Veeky Forums?"

Where is latin even taught nowadays

Finnish:
>Tunnetko olevasi hyvässä kunnossa, kamu?
>Joo, olen vain onnekas tyyppi

He does not

Ef einhver ókunnugur maður labbaði að mér og sagði "Félagi, ertu fit", væri ég svo einhverfur að ég gæti ekki hugsað baka til þennan þráðs og myndi örugglega líða frekar ílla famalam.

why though?
just seems like you might be one of those faggots that thinks they not a faggot

i study latin in my free time. maybe the most autistic thing I do, i get a weird sense of amazement at reading stuff written like 2000 years ago

Mikið rétt vinur. En ef þú sérð einhverfan gæja í ræktinni að skoða Braps í pásunni sinni þá veistu hvaðan hann kemur. Ekki það að maður vilji hafa samskipti við fólk á þessari síðu.

Russian: "Ti Pidar ?"
them: "da"
they browse fit

Translation for "fit" would be too proper and not spoken in casual conversation without raising autism alarms. The alternative is to just use "fit"

Hindi: "Tandurust/fit lag Raha hai?"
"Haa Mai bas khush naseeb/ lucky huu"

Punjabi: "Tandurust/Fit lagrya hai?"
"Haanji Mai bas khush kismat hai"