Going Full Patrick Bateman

t. Looking 40 at 20

we need to devise a pussy to skin care ratio to see how much it affects your game.

post face

this

I second this. better yet, post three faces so we can guess which one is you. if we guess wrong then your wasting your money.

im not doxxing myself. My routine costs about $50/month not including the spa. Its not a big commitment. its like flossing once you start and realize all the shit your skin soaks up you cant stop

just want to see what your skin is like with all that. this is Veeky Forums, not some full autism board.

fine then, post face and penis and driver's license in the same shot.

just block out your eyes retard.

just show us a below the eye shot.

Impressive

imagine a guy with perfect skin. thats what i look like

I was doing this bateman shit for a while before discovering thrice-weekly cardio was better for my skin than every other effort combined x10

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yeah like 3-4 feet below the eyes

ok. i'm picturing him blowing your dad. you cool with that?

Nice. I was thinking of getting into one since the most I ever do is rinse my face in the morning

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Dumbfuck, cover your eyes.

why not do...both?

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I have 68 canadian dollars in my bank account

Suck dog dick, it pays brotha

The way the top chip on the right stack jerks to the right ruins the loop and greatly aggravates me.

girl here who is obsessed with skincare
your actives are out of order and you're probably applying them incorrectly
fag

The book goes in depth on his routine.
A little overkill.

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>Didn't even get dubs
Off to a poor start, OP.

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I order my actives as
Vitamin C
BHA
AHA

I wrote it like that for aesthetic purposes. Dumb cunt

why don't you put the vit c in the morning? why no retin a or differin? you're doing too much unless you're like 30+

>leg machines
>back machine

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im 22.

>waiting until you show signs of ageing to prevent ageing

You could be irritating or over exfoliating idiot

Anyway this is my recommdation for dumb anons

AM
hydrating cleanser
vitamin c or azelaic acid
sunscreen that's at least SPF 50

PM
if you have acne - benzoyl peroxide cleanser
if not - hydrating cleanser
differin
noncomedogenic and fatty alcohol/cetyl alcohol free moisturizer like dr lin's gel moisturizer
occlusive like cerave healing ointment if very fucking dry

Drink water

Avoid fragrances, essential oils, drying masks

Let's see Paul Allen's skin care routine.

He mentions why he likes them in the book.

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>trying to attract people past the age of 25

If you ain’t got a woman at that point you’re genetic trash

Love seeing a Roastie get BTFO

Remember to return your videotapes

I heard retin a is dangerous?

>reducing any chance of injury
>machine
>falling for some fitness fad and buying cost-prohibitive gadgets
Sounds like the Bateman is a filthy normie who doesn't even lift.

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>deadlifts 3x20
every time

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Bateman likes what's popular because he wants to fit in.