Do brehs have any plans for tonight... besides hittin the gym?

downloaded an emulator, probably will play some 90s games

Right, all day.
More for me.

Skipped going out drinking even though a girl I really liked was going. Regretted not going so I hit the gym hard to make up for it

Trying really, really hard not to fuck up and do drugs or die tomorrow because it's my rest day.

Constant problem made all the worse by the fact that I am getting over a ldr and she came to me every Saturday night and Sunday was our day.

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Watching Sopranos season 1

yeah cause nerdy girls are gonna be into airheads who are only knowledgeable about gym and nutrition

all girls are sluts

Lmao like most ppl on here are like that.

It's a bunch of SS dyels who are mostly into vidya and anime.

Patrician choice, when you finish watch The Wire, BSG, and Mad Men if you haven't.

no, I already did bjj but I might hit the gym

I'd need friends to make plans, and becoming aesthetic made me lonelier

Got laid with new slut last night so I'm taking this one in and getting ready for lifting tomorrow. I just got to my long term goal of banging as many different girls as my age count. Avoiding uglies and fatties ofc. 25 girls conquered, thanks fit!

the middle one looks pretty cute

I'm on my cut so I can't go out tonight. Cutting makes socializing impossible.

Getting back together with my ex a week after my gf broke up with me.

>take selfies in the bathroom
>panic about my fivehead, shitty hairline, and weak orbs
>browse Veeky Forums
>tell myself I'm going to cook a healthy dinner
>wait too long and end up eating spaghetti again
>look at my progress in the mirror
>feel good
>look at my selfies again
>feel bad
>delete selfies
>browse Veeky Forums
>get turned on my brapposting
>look at porn
>watch pretty amatuer couples fucking
>30 minutes later
>watch amatuer wives getting gangbanged by niggers
>disgusted with myself
>finally finish to a amateur teen shoving a massive dildo up her ass in her bedroom
>lay in my filth for 20 minutes
>listen to Nicole Dollanganger for muh feelz
>1:49am
>pass out
I'm trying to pencil in some more Veeky Forums time but my saturday night schedule is pretty crowded as it is.

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I like it

masturbate, probably, watch some netflix, and then do a little bit of cardio later on.

Did you steal my planner?

Pls delet. I come to Veeky Forums to feel, not to FEEL

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>No Deadwood.

How dare you judge what is or isn't Patrician...

I mean I feel you user but where are these pretty amateur couples??

Pornhub amateurs? Just not trying to miss anything before I get straight to cuckold

yeah mostly pornhub, I'll click on something amatuer related on the front page and eventually after clicking through enough related I'll always end up on amateur
degenerate gangbangs. Sometimes I run into gold though, found a fit blond hotwife named Tianalive and she had one video of her fucking some old obese southern redneck in the bathroom of a convention center. Guy kept asking to stick it in her ass and she keeps saying no. Fucking blew my load right then and there.

DELETE THIS

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>roomate had two friends over playing video games earlier today
>suddenly later in the evening it turned into a party between the three of them and one more guy
>I have been hiding in my room all alone while they have been blasting music as loud as possible and getting drunk
>roomate didn't even ask me to join or even warn me that he was going to have a party, I just thought he was going to have friends over chilling
>they finally left so now I had an opportunity to pee and brush my teeth.
>I can finally listen to my depressing music without having to ignore the shitty basic basslines shaking my room
>tfw this is the guy who always complains about noise and tells us to turn it down, but when he has friends over he blasts music like for 8 hours at a time with his shitty trap

im 6 episodes in (last watched the series in 2008 ofr the first time), college episode is so good

>woke up this morning
>biked 8 miles to soccer fields for my 3 games to referee
>did 1.5 games before having to cancel because of massive hailstorm and lightning, still got paid for all 3
>bike 8 miles home
>gonna eat some shit food cause im an emaciated twig
>sit in my room all night watching march madness then probably continue the sopranos season 1 before watching some stupid porn, like a girl masturbating or squirting/peeing on a fuckingmachines video or something

ahahahahahahahahah the life of friendless virgin 25 year old

I'm out right now with my girlfriend, some of my friends, and some of her friends. I wish I were at home programming.

Hanging out with my girl then going to the night shift at work

A friend won 2 tickets to Grase the musical and we went there.
I didn't expect much but it was actually a lot of fun.

just fucking got back in mate

It's on my list!

Drinking alone and listening to 22 a million (again)

I fucking hate feeling like I have to hide in my room because of that

Drink a glass alone, listen to Hurt on repeat and cry myself to sleep

Can't fucking wait for early morning cardio tomorrow

>working night shift
>working night shift on saturday

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Haha what the fuck user are you in some 3rd world country? Get on that AutoCAD shit. Prefferably inventor.

drinking a few beers and watching the Boondocks Saints
already went to the gym this morning and am going tomorrow morning as well

>made last minute plans bc every single motherfucker I know is going out either during the day or tonight
>friend who was gonna take the train with me to meet up with other friends had to back out
>probably wasn't going to get laid anyway and saved $100
>popped one of those yellow xans and currently drinking a flat guiness alone
>dry spell continues
>happy stpatricks

Pretty pathetic and nothing I should even be complaining about, just looking at instagram and snapchat tonight is making me depressed I feel like I should be doing more at 23

>besides hittin the gym?
If only

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Is it a boy or a girl?

Umm don't pre-gender my baby, shitlord

I went to the gym for the first time in years 2 days ago. Did chest and triceps...figured i'd a fun day, I over did it. These are the worst doms i've ever had. It hurts just to shovel food in to my mouth.

That's a neat metric
>34
>2 girls
Fuck

>21
>0 girls
At least you have a positive ratio ;-;

I don't remember the last time I had actually good plans for the weekend.
16 somehow

Looks like you've never hit the gym in the first place.

>Avoiding uglies and fatties ofc. 25 girls conquered, thanks fit!

haha of course you fucked a ton of girls who werent ugly or fat, you post on Veeky Forums

A forced year off the gym will do that

What

I’m currently omw back from a study abroad trip to the Bahamas? Was good to take a week off from lifting.

What are we lookin at here?

Implying they would be any less promiscuous.

Drinkin whiskey “alone but it’s ok” and watching boondock saints in honor of the holiday

well he is the only one in this thread. who knows, maybe he actually liifts?

lmao that metric is easy. i wouldlnt have to bang any more hoes until im 50

Are you an alcoholic or something thats needed a peritoneal drain

I hate my life

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Holy shit, fuck St. Patty's Day. I spend an hour cleaning the bathroom spotless and I can hear my room mate's drunk friends going in and out every five minutes, probably puking and throwing used condoms in the waste bin. I'm moving out to the country as soon as this lease is up, this is what I get for trying to save money and live with other people. Why are people such drunken, degenerate filth? My blood is boiling.

Oh, and no plans tonight. Already hit the gym and went for a run.

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fuck some sloots, standard practice

You could've eaten clean at least. You on long term antibiotics or you getting chemo user?

At least you're in good shape. Most people couldn't handle 16 miles of biking and 3 soccer games.

I do eat clean but I've dropped and regained 20 lbs twice in the past 6 months. It's been a hell of a year
>minor hernia surgery
>2 emergency abdominal surgeries in less than one month
>2 rounds of antibiotics for pneumonia (one for a month following the surgeries, currently on a 3 week course following a flu infection)
The bulge is a large hernia from the surgeries and requires an ab reconstruction

Maybe you should not be popping xans brother

These girls are so average. The clothes are basically the same as make up and make them almost seem hotter than they are.

>24
>-1 (1 girl, but she fucked me - as in did all the work, not with a strapon kek)

Yeah it looks like they repaired it, put in a mesh, it got loose/infected they've had to perform a washout several times. Sounds rough user. Maybe fasting might help with with management since you really can't do much exercise. Check out the /fast/ thread. There's a guy there on chemo that's fasting.

Haha I do this too. The holding in the pee is the worst part, or maybe it's when you hear someone ask something like "who's in that room?"

The hernia surgery went fine, actually. They just didn't want to me lift until it was repaired, which it took awhile to get scheduled. The first emergency surgery was for an obstruction due to my CF mucus. The second one was because my intestine perforated 2 weeks after the first surgery and I was borderline septic.

I'm actually at a lower weight than typical right now, and not really concerned with muscle preservation at this point since the gains are more or less gone by now. Hopefully I can just spend the summer lifting and swimming like I normally do

No, I work Saturday nights.

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no

I ran 3 miles this morning, made protein waffles for pwo, watched Spiderman homecoming, went out for fish and chips
watched orange is the new black, and now Veeky Forums

painfully average

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I need to start having friday nights out, but without friends. I moved to a new city and my place is seedy as hell generally, but it's particularly bad on Friday nights for some reason

No idea what to do just go get out of my house on a Friday night

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>spaghetti
>not a healthy dinner
implying.jpg

>fuckingmachines
try hogtied

Yikes. Hopefully things go your way user. Kinda looks like you're in the long road to recovery. Godspeed.

>he posted the same pic and complained again about drafting hw

I'm rooting for you user :^)

not hating on bon iver, but try this for a change of pace:
youtube.com/watch?v=TneUTtCAJlE

for the true patrician choice, how about reading instead of (((tv shows))). they just lull you into a receptive passive state and make you dumb. there are dozens of good reading lists on other boards, and the written word really is one of mankind's greatest achievements and one of the only ways of passing on wisdom down through the generations. don't be lazy and omplacent

DELET

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>cute nerdy girls aren't sluts
user, I…

Tonight was actually my senior class prom. For me however its was chest day and study. Can i make it if i make it alone?

You're the one that cleaned the bathroom on st pattys day moron.

Waiting on the suicide prevention hotline. Then hopefully i wont end it all. It seems more and more appealing every day. Fuck this place fuck you guys, fuck this cruel world and especially fuck women. If you ever thought about ending it, I suggest you do it.

Thats a port catheter (Central venous cath with a small chamber implanted under the skin) + a massive abdominal hernie probably at an incision site

My guess probably cancer

imagine contributing not a single thing to society.
>muh programming
Working on yet another worthless app, convincing yourself your'e doing something with your life. Couldn't be me...

Yep just another night in fucking my hand to my meticulously organised Japanese porn collection.

On a rest day. Just killin a 24 pack with my boi chilling out the holiday. Could go out but not feeling like it today.

t. brainlet

Enjoy working late nights while I make 100k/y, work 9 to 5, with weekends off

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>passing out at 1:49
PUSSAYY

lmao you don't earn that you retard, k\y is what jobless retards say. My stats:

>76k p\a
>work from home whenever I want
>no web shit
>gods language: C#.
>gods engine: Unity

Stop watching porn you pleb