Does your body match your personality?

el goblino

I feel like if my body matched my personality I would be malnourished and probably short

Yeah, it's weak all around

ya, shit body shit personality

Fuck off dont make fun of our guy

>emaciated ugly jew with a personality of nothing but anger, bitterness, annoyance of others and cracking jokes

so yes

I look like the kind of white guy who says "nigga", fucks a new black chick every night and can't be trusted to go to the bathroom alone if their are opioids in the medical cabinet. I'm built enough to get 'mires everywhere I go.

I'm soft-spoken, extremely level-headed and have a genius level IQ. I have zero sperginess to me. I'm usually the life of the party and am extremely confident.... the only thing I'm self-conscious about is that I look like a dousche.

Tinder dates usually tell me that I'm absolutely nothing like what they expected from my pictures.

Bump

Yeah, everybody is a genius iq, black chick fucking astrophysicist on Veeky Forums

Duh

know how i can tell you're a tumblr hoe and not from here?
fuck off.

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>genius level IQ
>"dousche"

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>that ripped guy who wears a Satanichia vest in the gym

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No I act like a tough guy but I'm a skinny fuck.

>does your body match your personality?
dafuq does that even mean?

Actually no. I feel like my personality is much more "chad' than my looks.

Kek

I am rather timid but I appear intimidating I think. Ever since I started lifting I have had no female contact but before when a i was /noexercise/ girls occasionally liked me

Yeah. My shitty body matches my shitty personality.

My body makes my personality

iunno, what does gay look like?

yep. awkward lanklet with baby face. My personality is a shy/ goofy mix

Yes. [spoiler]incredibly shite[/spoiler]

Not yet, gotta work it out more. Right now it lags behind

I'm trans-swole. Currently transitioning from a twink now.

>doesn't know how IQ is measured
>makes comments based on something completely unrelated

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same, what happend?

ive become even more selfconscious and autistic tho

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Body:
>Slightly above average height (6'1)
>Slightly above average musculature
>Decent at sports but not excelling
>Bland, grey eyes
>Ok face but not much to write home about

Personality:
>Not a sperg
>Somewhat funny
>Can talk to girls just fine
>People usually like me
>Chads and Stacies condone my presence but don't connect with me

Mr Average here, seems to check out.

Not at all. A Big football Fuck, defensive end, but im softer than a teddybear. Personality switch from 0-100 when going on the field tho.

No but I'm trying hard to get rid of my beta brain.

Regardless, someone with a genius level IQ probably wouldn't make typos like that.

Someone with a genius level IQ doesn’t misspell words
You spelled it wrong. It wasn’t a typo. You spelled it phonetically like a retard.

Not really, I’m built like a nigger, but then again I drive an all white Nissan Versa.

IQ has absolutely squat to do with spelling, especially when it comes to words which you wouldn't use on a regular basis. I'm mathematical and engineering is my field.

brother?
being 6'1 sucks if you look like a baby.

Personality:

Agreeable, avoid conflict, introverted, prefer animals to humans, sensitive to insults, massively enjoy RPGs

Body:
108kg, 8% bodyfat, vascularity on shoulders and legs, 19inch biceps, 18 inch calves.

When I was a fatty, no.

Since I dropped 30 pounds and looked decent again? Yes. Facial gains are the best.

>108kg, 8% bodyfat
post pic

I guess 80 is the new 150

he's clearly just a slav, stop using that meme wrong brainlet

The virgin "IQ" vs The Chad Assertiveness

More like the Chad Dousche

this is pathetic

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>read tons of genre fiction and fantasize about being a knight or paladin

yeah i guess so

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no, i'm way too confident for how shitty i look.

>dumb fatty
>extrovert personality
I'm trying to get my body to match right now.
It's awkward being social but at the same time being ashamed of how I look.

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El Gopnik

I look nice and act nice.

All these people replying to bait

>IQ doesn't take linguistics into account
>people can't get high IQ's from understanding language and having an elaborate vocabulary

facebook IQ tests don't count

t. 136 IQ

>Chads and Stacies condone my presence but don't connect with me
delet

I was asked to explain the word "hierarchy" during my IQ test, knowing how to spell words and what they mean is crystallized intelligence which is a large part of IQ.

die faggot

so what did you answer?

>my memory is a little fuzzy but benjamin here remembers

yea
i'm pretty fat
>eat a lot and don't follow a diet
>make jokes with the lads about permabulking but don't really do too much about it, secretly feel bad but at least the lads are happy, r-right?
>go to gym only twice a week
>always suggest buffets whenever the lads and i eat out
>offer to finish their meals if they can't finish at non buffet restaurants

>tfw was going to post "who the fuck is benjamin"

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I actually blacked out and sperged about how it has to do with how society was run in the dark ages lol

there were more words I was asked spell and explain but 'hierarchy' stuck with me because I couldn't believe I couldn't explain such a simple word

I’ve been told it doesn’t. Coworkers would talk about how I’m some sort of “athletic hipster hybrid”. Feels whatever man fuck em I don’t really give a good gosh darn

fuck no
i have a tiny cock and look like i dont lift
i intimidate chads in conversations
still considering suicide as my genetic attributes will never hold down a woman

>it has to do with how society was run in the dark ages
would laugh if I was a tester

cunt had a mad pokerface

yes they're both shit and nobody wants them

>tfw ugly face makes everyone think you have autism or downs and you can see the shock on their face the first time you speak to them without stuttering or stumbling or drooling

I've got a pretty nice body and my personality is actually pretty good. I'm very funny and kind, but have intimacy issues and always sabotage potential relationships with fear and insecurity. I'm also not really a pushover and have strong morals.

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B8

Yeah they’re both SHIT

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>trigged by Veeky Forums posts
>Genius

Pick one

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>19 inch biceps
Holy shit your arms must be like 40 inches when you include your tricep