Saturday night feels

follow your heart

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Jesus is calling out for you bro
>He will wipe every tear from their eyes

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fpbp

Moving in with a chick
Ugh
Sounds awful
Unless she cooks better than your grandma and cleans without being told then I have no use for a broad in my home permanently

meeh I went to the gym and had a good session so I am happy

only bad thing today is that I spent too much on Veeky Forums. always makes me bitter. I am blackpilled as is and being exposed to internet retardation does not help the case much. I wish the large majority of humans, all the stupid and weak ones, would just disappear and then this world would be worth living in

Those stupid humans are geniuses compares to rocks or fish
Believe it or not, they're some of the most highly evolved forms of life on this planet

I wanna be cuddled by a girl with big milkers and a big brapper tho

>Reading a summary of someone's work instead of their actual work
Never going to make it

I'm an alcoholic that is avoiding everything to do with St. Patrick's Day because I've put down the bottle for a while now and am losing all of my beer weight. Taking all of my self control though. That's why I'm here.

I've lost 13 lbs in the past two weeks.

>EX broke up with me 8 months ago
>Today is both hers and my sister's birthday
>Celebrate sis bday at her apartment, which happens to be two minutes away from ex's house
>Opted out of beta bitching out and sending a happy birthday text

Thank God. I miss her like crazy, but she treated me like garbage. My happy birthdays go to people who deserve them.

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>religious holidays

Good on you user, don't give in

out of loneliness I bought tinder gold and I'm chatting with girls in Russia
They're beautiful and sweet

We're gonna make it

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Great job user. Don’t give in.

I don't know why I came here, I haven't been on Veeky Forums in a solid year. I'm waiting for it to get consistently warmer out so I can start running. I need to lose a good 40lbs.

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>fiancée is at work
>fapped twice today
>making butter chicken with rice for dinner
>bored out of my mind
>didn't work on schoolwork at all today, but none of it's due for a bit yet

I'm just bored. And bae's on the rag which means it's gonna be yet another sexless night tonight.

Go to a pub, drink a Guinness, place a bet on the dogs and if you like chat up some roasties.

That's what I did at least. Who the fuck spends time behind a computer screen on the weekend?

I wish I knew of a better board than Veeky Forums but there really is nothing better, which sucks.

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>had sex with bumble thot last sat
>skipped mass last sunday
>went to confession today
>stayed in tonight to quit while I'm ahead
>now I'm thinking about my oneitis

>still going to Confession
If God loves you, he loves all you do. Guilt is the ultimate Gains Goblin, son.

>That's what I did at least. Who the fuck spends time behind a computer screen on the weekend?

me every day of my life lel

Vade retro satana

>finally breaking through the doubt after the break up
>start talking with this girl
>actually enjoy her time and have meaningful conversations with her
Now I remember what I was looking for

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its almost funny how little i care about anything in my life. if people knew how i lived (although to be honest i bet people at work know even though i say nothing about my personal life, i give off the aura of autism) they probably wouldnt believe it, and veen more wouldnt believe how i dont care about trying to change it

You can make it "in spite of" archaic Catholic dogma, but not "because of" it.
But your walk with God is ultimately your own, and I'm not going to shit on that just because you're a Cathcuck.

tell me more my dude

Not him
But the sacrament of confession is really good for psycho-therapy

I suppose. Catholicism just skeezes me out, even though I left the (protestant) Church years ago to walk my own path.

>Inside
Jokes on you I'm outside turning over the soil in the dark

It's raining and I'm cold

hit 2 plate for 2 reps today on my first attempt ever. Also finally got my girlfriend in the gym after a couple months but she wasnt really feeling it. said she just needs to go a couple more times and then she'll get back to normal. i really hope thats true. shes definitely gained weight from poor diet and little exercise while ive been hitting the iron harder than ever and seeing a ton of progress in the mirror. sex has kind of fell flat too since she doesnt have the energy she did when she was in better shape. i guess i just have to keep her away from carbs as much as possible bc she doesnt give a shit when i try to cook her something nice from scratch, shell just ask if we can go to chic fil a or some shit. Fuck god damn chicken filet

Chad spotted. How do i become like you?

Jokes on you I just got back from vacation this morning. After 6 days of drinking Florida sun and liquor I can't subject my body to more punishment.

Feels? Feels alright man. The amount of fun I had definitely justifies the months of strict dieting and training had. But other than my tan I look and feel like absolute shit now. Back to the gym.

been sitting alone in a hotel room for over a week now while traveling for work.

hotel gym an hour before it closes for cardio, then gas station for protein bars and a bottle of water.

the loneliness and depression is hitting really hard on this trip

>mfw been drafting since 4pm today doing procrastinated work
>mfw also did chest, triceps and shoulders today
>mfw hands feel like fucking jelly

still no gf too

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>by my standards
>she looked better 6 years ago
Just admit she's uggo mate.

didn't even notice, don't even care. Had a good week, amazing workout today, and things are looking up

lost the v but my confidence is shot because it (I) was shit. How to get better at sex and how quick do you improve after your first time?

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MOTOGP IS BACK TOMORROW
Hype as fuck lads

Is Valentino Rossi undoubtedly the GOAT?

Lmfao fuck no, dude is washed up and will be eclipsed easily in the next decade

lol idk anything about MotoGP. Growing up, all I'd hear was Valentino Rossi.

Going to get my bike license soon breh. Will that make ya boy want to live life?

Yeah, riding is great, be sure to get a good helmet and jacket, pants too if you can afford it. Also if you aren't gonna meme on specific boots get some strong steel toe work boots at least. And gloves

Talking to my internet friends as usual, having fun but wishing I had someone close by that was like the friends I have back home

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Where at

I thought about going out tonight but it was a struggle to find anything that would have even made it worthwhile.
>don't drink, and also cutting
>basic ass loud, rowdy drunk driving micks everywhere
>gym closed early

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>Go to a party
>Friends are all dyels
>Friend's gf starts feeling up my arms
>Don't think much of it
>My roommate shows up, he also lifts
>She gropes him too
>He tells me later on that she asked him to smash but not to tell anyone
>Fuck that, tell my friend because he should know that, also let him know about the touching
>"Thanks for telling me man. You're a good friend."
>Few hours later start getting texts from him
>"user, you exaggerate way too much. She told me she asked to sleep in his room because she didn't wanna drive home, and she said she is just a touchy person. That is why she touched you."
>You've got to be shitting me you gullible retard, whatever
>Hanging out with same friend
>We have a few drinks, he starts throwing jabs about me "exaggerating" and trying to sabotage his relationship
>Have enough of it and leave
>He apologizes and says I'm "sensitive"
>Whatever you ungrateful fuck
>Decide to go drink with other friends because we're military fags and drinking is everyone's hobby
>"Hey user, so your buddy told me he thinks your roommate fucked his girlfriend. Did he?"
>I don't know, he told me I was full of shit and exaggerated so now I don't know what to believe
>Pretty sure my friend knows the truth deep down and won't admit it to me for some reason
>Is now mad at me, his girlfriend, and my roommate even though I did nothing
>Drank again with him recently
>He again starts throwing jabs
>Tell him all I did was try and help
>"I know man, but you just... Way over exaggerated."
>How did I exaggerate, I told you literally exactly what I was told. You're just scared of the truth.
>He gets all pissy and continues talking shit
>Leave
>A mutual friend has tried to bridge the gap between us a lot
>Continues to fail because I know I did nothing and my "friend" is in denial
I fucking hate thots. Probably the only thing I hate more are cucks.

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>ate shitty food again tonight
>at this point the only way I'll be single digit BF% by April is not fucking eating at all

working in a restaurant is killing me brahs
please god let not be another spring//summer where i subconsciously keep myself just fat enough that I can justify never trying to get laid because i have deeply rooted self-hatred issues i have yet to fully comprehend

So? If you feel bad about being here stop being here. I just came back from the gym to my family. My wife, two kids and a disabled brother in law.
I had a wonderful afternoon with them, my brother in law even threw frisbee with us, my wife learned how to throw it after being incompetent at it, my dog still is retarded and doesn’t acknowledge frisbees or balls we throw at him as toys.
She just asked me how it went. It went well. It’s been nice these days, I got a promotion not to long ago, so I’ll be paying off my debt sooner than expected.

now you gotta bang his girlfriend and film it

In every social situation:

>talk about serious stuff i'm interested in, people think I'm "deep" but completely detached from reality
>keep it lighthearted, can make people laugh easily but come to be seen as wacky cartoon character
>try to connect on an emotional level, seem like a whiny bitch
>try to just listen more than I talk, become a blank slate that people project unsatisfying roles onto
>say fuck it & do my own thing, people are suddenly attracted to me but I have no idea how to respond to their attention in a way that doesn't compromise whatever I'm doing

There was a girl I was trying to get with for a while, and my autism fucked it up. The very same friend from that story joked about fucking her because of how incompetent I am, and I told him if he ever did I'd beat the shit out of him. Honestly family, fucking his girl would be amazing to rub in his face and give him a real reason to be pissy towards me. And it'd get back at him for his jokes. But I'm autistic and I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I could go through with it.

nice brah, you gonna make it

we all gonna make it

So what are you actually interested in?
You’re fucking vague. People are going to project anyways.

Working on a Saturday. Rapid call offs from next shift cause they always party and get drunk.

Security is a nice gig but I don’t like being stuck here all the time with prison niggas

you ever get the hookups?

>You’re fucking vague.
You're right. It's been bothering me for years & I'm still working on it.
>So what are you actually interested in?
Lifting & ambient music, mostly. I don't even consider myself to be a deep person, people just call me that because it's a nice way of saying "possibly autistic"

>I long for companionship so badly

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start slow, trying to be perfect just makes it inevitable to fail. like make small plans and esp start with trying to be stronger than ur vices. choose your suffering instead of reaching it for no reason

Just asked a girl out

Will post results soon

>first time in years

Could be worse. You could have no protein bars.

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got anything for me, brehs?

I work clean. I don’t cut deals with criminals

good to hear m8. ain't nothin' worse than a crooked security officer

The only way to improve is through practice
Keep at it user, you're going to make it

>got invited to a st pattys party but have to study

boys check out me progress

135 lbs or so left
5'10 160~165lbs right

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>Get job after more than a year of being a NEET
>The job market is shit where I live and I literately got the position by a fluke
>Due to poor self esteem and the fact that I was fired from my first job (and let go as a temp worker from my second because I wasn't as great as the other guy), I'm convinced I'll be fired within weeks

How do I get over poor self esteem like this?

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>tfw when you have a day off from your business partner who fucked up the accounting and you have to save your business from the IRS and almost got fined $1200 three days ago by filing a tax extension.

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Do you guys think it would be weird if I applied for a job to a bank that I'm not actually with? Like I have BofA, so would it be weird if I applied to JP Morgan Chase just so I can have a job?

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What kind of job is it?
I'm sure they'll will keep you on the payroll as long as your show them that you're trying.

BofA these nuts

unironically agree with this user. you gotta do it bud

GOT 'EEEEEEEMMMMMM. user BTFO

Good feels: I've got a second date

>didn't go out tonight
>got high alone in my room instead
Oh, wait I'm going to Mexico for spring break, that's why I took it easy tonight. Sucks to suck faggots.

lol

>tfw volunteering for a church function all Spring Break

Making my spiritual gains brehs

Get into sports or something my dude instead of just hitting the gym lifting weights. You'll be a happier person for it

Keep it up breh

Fuck I know this feel too well bro.
I had to travel for work and live in a hotel for 2 months one time. I almost went insane.
Take it easy man, we're all gonna make it

>just found out today some of my previous classmates that graduated with me are getting married.
You wouldn't realize this is depressing for me until you realized I'm a handholdless, hugles, virgin that has never had a gf or any kind of intimate relationship with a woman. It feels like all of my peers are moving ahead while I am static, stuck in the mud like a truck spinning tires.

I really wish I could at least have a one night stand to get this 'left behind' feeling out of my system. The only girl I really know that MIGHT would be willing to fuck me is through my dad. Her father and my father were close friends so we kind of grew up together. She's the same age as me and has had a crush on me as long as I can remember, however I never really had any special feelings for her, she's certainly not ugly but she's not really my type either. I can remember she was one of those annoying girls who always used to annoy the guy she liked to get attention, made snide remarks to me, kicked me, playground crush behavior etc. Should I go for a pity fuck next time I see her so I feel like I can move on? Or is that embarrassing/demeaning?(which this is assuming she would agree, socially she is much more fluent than I; she's had bfs before) I guess escorts are always available.

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Not him but currently looking for gear and regretting not buying at last season's end

i know that feel bro

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IKTFB

I used to go out a lot, but I just don't get the vibes anymore. Like if I have a vibe i'm not getting laid, I don't fucking go, and I don't get those vibes anymore.
Except I went out alone (no friends) to the bars again by myself. I went to a few bars and there was dancing at one where I just pretended to be a wall flower. I feel like this part of my life is over m8s. I only really went out tho bc I fucked this asian bitch from my work and I wanted more sex. it was as a ons. first time in a year tho.
anyway i can't get fit, i get bulky and turn out fat then try to cut and go back to skinny fat. fuck.
thx for posting the feel thread anyways.

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>tfw gf left me tonight

you can try joining some group. I tried magic the gathering when i moved to this city. I was friends with those dudes for like 1.5 years. the people turned into cunts once i started destroying them tho, and now i'm friendless again.

is she a sloot? If she has a body count above two I wouldn't invest in her