We need to stop coffee cucks and their pro coffee propaganda
We need to stop coffee cucks and their pro coffee propaganda
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Don't even THINK about TALKING to me until I've had my CRACK COCAINE
>this is where Veeky Forums draws the line
>not sips
>not preworkouts
>not onions
Umm, not yet sweetie. Shh. I still haven't finished my first cup of coffee yet.
sorry i can’t hear you over my midmorning coffe BRAAAPs
My morning coffee always makes me take the most massive shits
This, I couldn't take a shit 3 times a day without coffee
um excuse me can i-
*gestures towards mug*
no um my name is stacy an-
Coffee fags are so fucking annoying i swear
>haha I LITERALLY cant function without my coffee lol
>haha i love caffeine
>Im an addict XD
like legit noone cares that you have a dependency on the weakest drug possible you colossal fucking queer
*taps top of glass*
umm no sweetie. not yet.
Stay mad kid
Do you have any idea how loud you were posting back there?
I'm fucking dying m8
Well, please try to die quietly as I'm only on my second cup of coffee.
nice try fag. I'll never stop drinking coffee and you are a loser.
Stay mad you man-child.
bro like drink coffee i dont give a shit its the fucking roasties and soccer mums that act like drinking coffee is a personality trait that anyone should give a shit about. i will stay mad fuck you cunt
Not now goyim.
I can feel your ass pain from here
*sips loudly over your attempt to speak*
bruv what can i say these people hurt my arse im not going to pretend otherwise
beautiful.
Sir, please listen! Our clients have already waited for 2 hours and I'm afraid they'r-
What is wrong with drinking coffee? I work 60 hours a week, lift 3 times, take classes 2 nights a week and I have to do most of my own household so fucking what I drink coffee. Lifting and browsing fit while I drink a cup are the only times I dont have to think.
Dale, shh. We've talked about this before.
Listen here you caffeinated goyi-
Un instant s'il vous plaît...
Can we get more?
Mate master race get it my level
why the fuck am I laughing at this
i actually get a lot of shit from my colleagues about never drinking coffee. i have no fucking clue why. i don't get up on a high horse about it, or anything. it just makes me jittery, and gives me trouble sleeping so i avoid it.
Okay ma'am.
>it just makes me jittery, and gives me trouble sleeping so i avoid it.
iktfm8, it sucks. How do normies do it? I'll take some caffeine pills everyone once in a while when I'm really desperate to wake up, but I always end up feeling super jittery and shitty afterwards.
I love this meme
Edit: Unironically, that is
ewww
Coffee is the best pre-workout.
I don't get why people use weird pills and powders as pre-workout, really.
>m.imgur.com/gallery/RpqKo
Morning pardner, now be quiet.
Please, no honking before I finish my first cup of the day.
>like legit noone cares that you have a dependency on the weakest drug possible you colossal fucking queer
Evidently most of /fit does. You faggots cannot go two days without making a coffee thread.
This is fucking art.
Kek
>mfw enjoying a cup of tea AFTER having my espresso
I feel zen brehs, I could lift a mountain
After constant use those feelings fade
Yeah but then so does the energy boost.
Worst of all is that most of these people drink coffee with a fuckton of sugar, milk and a lot of shit.
It's like Americans who say they love meat but overseason the meat and then put a fuck ton of condiments on it.
I lived in Italy for a few months and got addicted to delicious 1 euro espressos every morning from the local shop. Don't regret it at all, I fucking love coffee, it's just a lot harder to find good coffee that doesn't cost an arm and a leg here in the US.
>Americans who say they love meat but overseason the meat
literally me
You fucks.
I had to get used to the small coffees in Italy fist, but they made me addicted to coffee too. Italians make great coffe
Nice unrequested link you stupid faggot.
I'm on to you upside-down Satan.
This, I only drink coffee 3 times a week before my sesh. This way I really appreciate and enjoy the coffee and not be an addict
>Sweetieposting
Kys
This. Coffee fags need to be gassed
fuck that sounds good. why am i not like this?
I fucking love sweetieposting
lel
Suck cock
>"I NEED MY BEAN WATER!!!!!"
>coffee fags
tea master race coming through
>I'm cool because I don't drink coffee
I've been trying to quit or at least reset my caffeine tolerance. I've had a cup of coffee or more every day for the past 2 years and honestly at this point I feel like it just keeps me alive. Gonna see if kicking it makes me feel any better. If not, I'll start up again. Currently on day 3. Had a nasty headache all day on the first day but I feel aight now.
you'll be fine after 3 days. I had food poisoning and stopped drinking coffee for ~4-5 days and felt perfectly normal after the 3rd day
>Not drinking both
>using simple words to describe something somehow hurts it
Please no I need to move iron objects or I’ll be ugly!1!!1
That’s what you sound like
i love this thread
>tea
Why don’t you just inject estrogen
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>drinking coffee instead of getting a healthy amount of sleep
>anabolicmen
this is gonna be one annoying pepe
Coffee smell reminds me of the loser teachers ive had, divorced cucks and crazy cat ladies
Coffee smell reminds me of the amazing college professors I've had, men with healthy sex lives and wild game hunters
"HAHA I'M THAT SASSY OFFICE WORKER WHO LIKES TO LOOK JUST A LITTLE REBELLIOUS! MAYBE LOOKING LIKE I CAN GIVE A BIT OF LIP MIGHT MAKE ME LESS OF A BETA!!!
...
oh? oh what's that sir? very sorry sir. yessir, I'll get that report to you right away."
>even though every source is sighted and everything is completely factually based in studies I won’t listen to it because of the name
catabolic woman detected
>sighted
Does coffee contribute to acne?
don't even THINK about typing until i've had my coffee
>sighted
hahahahahahahah
This
*psyighted
>fucking mong
>be 25
>never tried coffee in my life
>all of my coworkers are literally non-functioning until they got their cup of coffee
Feels good to have no addiction whatsoever.
I'm confused why all the /r9k/ and Veeky Forums hate coffee so much? Is it because of stupid Pinterest girl quotes and shit?
T. Assblasted bean juicer
>implying I’m not a phone fag
T.larping straight edge faggot