Braphogs vs. milktrucks

braphogs vs. milktrucks

Who wins?

Also, I keep tearing my groin deadlifting, how do I stop this? Am I not sitting back far enough?

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Braphogs always

Milktrucks provided they're not fatties.
Having great big milkers does not excuse being > 15% bf

Agreed nothing worse than a fat fuck cunt who thinks she's hot because she has big milkers.

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her vagina must be hillarious

if a chick is under 15% theyd be really fucking skinny
for me its a fat butt though i can handle a flat chest but a flat ass is gross

Agreed. It just doesn't look right.

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Braphogs. Milktrucks are a close second though

We need to stop using the term braphogs. Hog can be applied to either men or women. We should use brapsow to distinguish.

braphogs with milktrucks

Braptruckers

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>implying bigg butt=big farts

grow older and i think you'll understand a little more about how the world works

For fuck sake, you can't even see the vagina From that angle, the monspubis is in the way.

Typical *look at me* bullshit. Women were a mistake.

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Braphogs as long as they have at least normal looking tits. Braphogs with virtually no tits are just like buffed compensating manlets and it's sad.

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big butt = louder farts.
Why do you think they got those big ass horns instead of just using their mouth

My fucking dick, not sure why I want to fuck this girl so badly

Doesn't matter because I'm too fucking autistic to ever get a woman, hahahaha!
;_;

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what the hell is this chick doing

You realise bf% is different for men and women? 15%bf for a woman is like 8% on a man

>yfw your vagina is telling jokes again

Braphogs always.

But seriously, why is this chick so happy about her vagina?

Milksow

filtered ;)

This.

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oh bb

You tell me?

Answer? It's milk trucks senpai.

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Or am I wrong?

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That face

You're looking at her face?

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Chirst

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The momen that bra come of her tits will literally sag to her knees.

Too fat.

Also milktrucks

el goblina

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This but unironically

it's upsetting to watch

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

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because it made her $1 million dollars

milktrucks. not even a contest really

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*5% original photo

>tits vs asses
Tits, without a doubt.

Ass. Love them both, but if you have to pick one big ass/flat chest is 1000x better than flat ass/big tits.

I've also definitely become more of an ass man as I've grown older, I used to be all about tits and not really give a damn about the ass.

absolutely disgusting

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>milktrucks
The patrician choice.

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Reminder that not preferring tiddies is a millennial soyboy trait.

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Yes I am looking at her disgusting face it pulls focus. The way she cannot make a single expression without trying her utmost to keep her cheeks in that awful duckface position makes me REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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LMFAO why is this webm so funny

I used to be an ass guy, but all the brapposting grossed me out and made me a milkman.

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whiter countries like tits :thinking:

Reminder that if you're not a millenial you're either too young or too old to be here right now

its the patricians choice

I would sell my soul to the Devil just to fuck her

I'm always disappointed when tits actually come out

reminder that breast man is objectively better

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only gente de campo know the diff between sow and hog. hog is well known and evocative of sloppy physical size and habits.

jesus, they will be better than real women in 10 years

>Iceland

It's true. Why is that?

How? Both big butt and big tiddies are genetic. Compensating manlet has to be deliberate

Motorboating is a gentleman's sport.

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dios mio la abominacion

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Gibe sauce plos

Titcow gf> braphog gf

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You do know that 15 for a women is like 5 for a man right? Women should be 22

Too bad she's literally a sexual molester. She hates being sexualized but loves talking about hot guys and pinching and touching guys at cons.

>all the brapposting grossed me out
Go back to redit soyboy

Milktrucks

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>tfw no titcow gf

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terrible fucking makeup is making her look uglier than she has to

MILK

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wow that thing is vile

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>tfw
Why even live...

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Fuck off faggot I'm on no Fap day 8

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I would drag my balls through 100 yards of glass shards to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

I wanna punch that disgusting fat bag

Jesus I want to be an assguy but I can't help myself around big-tittied women. Truly is the superior trait.

Blonde hair + huge milkers make me go weak

El reina de los siliconas

Gas tankers is the only correct answer.

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Who cares, faggot?

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Braphogs all the way

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You can always build a better ass. And don’t get me wrong I love a nice fat ass. But big natural cowtits are fucking unreal. Having them smothering you until you can’t breath while she’s riding you dick will change your life

This. So much fucking this. A girl can work on her ass and make it look decent even if she's naturally completely flat. But giant milkers are a fucking unicorn - unreal.

>Having them smothering you until you can’t breath while she’s riding you dick will change your life
Dear fucking lord this is my #1 wish in this life, I can't imagine the ecstasy...

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Brap truck arrive

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thats one of those picture where the girl is so cute it causes physical pain

Both are good, but big boobs tend to sag with age and a big ass doesn't. I also think no tits and a nice round ass is better than nice round tits and no ass.

All in all, I'm still a boobs guy.

braapzilla is the only logical answer

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sensible chuckle

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I feel this, just want a nicely endowed gf

Brapp is for boys, Milk is for men

I hear rice milk tastes good

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la ballena prostituta...

sauce? more? she is the perfect woman