Hey user, you said you've been working out 5 days a week for years? Why don't you ever take off your shirt then?

No one in this picture is attractive.

lmao this

Oh ya, im sure if any one of those girls came up and started grinding you in the club you would be absolutely repulsed

The girl on the very right looks like the hot Russian politician

Listen here big daddy. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me hot stuff? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby boy.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

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Peak autism

i don't need to take my shirt off, people can tell that i lift even when i wear a plain t-shirt. in fact, even in a hoodie you can tell that i lift. can't hide those bulging delts, ceps and forearms

Unironically post pic. Wanna see how buff in clothes you look

I sometimes put on my shirt inside out before going out so that I'll get to flash the pack at everyone when someone notices.

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nice planning desu

How do you do the buttons up inside out?

This and bacne...

DELETE

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I don't usually do this with button up shirts, that would give it away

yeah, can recommend

those are some fineyoung polish girls you faggot

>tfw making other guys jealous
>tfw stretch your arms up, so qts can see your obliques and your briefs

some of the best feels out there, you can just feel their eyes on your abs.

"Because you girls are about 10 years too old for my taste"

yes indeed.

Girl I met this friday wanted to sleep face first into my armpits. I enjoyed it even though I thought it was a bit strange

>2 de tiddis are beter then ilr wamen.

I remember when I got a body so good random people were coming up to me every day to say "that physique" etc. That's when I stopped working out. I couldn't handle the attention. Gay guys and even grannies were coming onto me I can't handle it.

For a while in my life I was literally Jared Leto but I sabotaged it to make myself purposely uglier because of the pressure.

you probably like cock bro

Bacne and I have an average dick size, so why bother

>tfw being on a fuckton of test and winny to fuck sluts like these

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>Tfw you do SS and are still good looking.

Feels good having decent genes.

>tfw girls like this don't want guys who look like their cycling

This pic terrifies me
My nightmare in highschool

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you'd be surprised
in my experience small innocent looking girls that are submissive in bed often like big guys

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holy shit she's cute in everything she does, ultimate girl next door instagram.com/p/BdAwGDgAk1p/?hl=en&taken-by=hollyearl__

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Is that cold one a cool glass of lemonade by any chance?

I took my tshirt off last week by the faggot beta 30 plus y old single bitter instructors got angry... Keked hard

Next day ordered one of those fitness tops which show all pecs and shoulders...

Faggots were so angry

"Ok but consider this stacey, who the fuck asked you?"

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Can someone give me some stretches/exercises I can do so I can suck my own dick? How long will it take if I'm at 15%bf and have almost no stomach fat in the way?

I'm repulsed by them because they all look like whores.

The woman in the front right is the only one with potential to be date material.

This is me last year.

Lost all the gains though... Because of no fap

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Better pay a prosti u faggot

I was able to suck my own dick when I was a skinny teenager and I tell ya it's more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

Uhm, you want a guy that takes his shirt off for no reason? I wouldnt want to date a girl that takes hers off anywhere but home

i have blackheads everywhere

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You've it lucky, I've severe acne on back chest and shoulders, shit sucks.
>TFW can't wear white
>TFW can't wear tank top
>TFW can't wear v-necks

Because it’s still winter *cocks shotgun* and it’s roastie season

I claim smirk-fu

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use lotion cracker

I'd like to girls but you see my lats are just too swole. I'm going to need a couple of you to help me get this dang shirt off. *wink, smile*

damn Id shower them all with my jizz

That's plenty of it's every single day. I do cardio 2-3 days tops and my abs are popping

Kek

Underrated

That does NOT help. Just gotta loofa them shits in the shower

I have an average dick too but I've swindled enough women into sex that I've gotten hella good at sex. As long as you're above 4 inches and got an average thickness, you just need skill to keep an coming back. Don't expect them to flock to you for your size. Just trick them into trying what they didn't know they wanted.

sure... that's Lionel Messi.

>why dont you take your shirt off
Why would I randomly take my shirt off, especially infront of girls. The only place I take my shirt off (other than home) is gym locker room and if I am ever on holiday somewhere at the beach (havent had those type of holidays for the last 3 years)

for normies it is

>abs isolations
teach me master

Natalia poklonskaya?

Shirt take off anun!

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underrated
my sides hurt from the workout but from your humour too

I've got big lenny pecs Stacy

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>I usually don't take my shirt off in front of company, but Id happy to show you privately, lol jk gtfo you fucking whore