I have come to bring you the holy grail of nutrition: mate tea. I've been a matero for over 10 years now and now the hipster stain around it has died down so it's the right time to exploit the healthy nature of this wonder tea.
Now what are the benefits?
>tons of vitamins alright alright, that you might not even notice unless your diet is literally just dried meats for months. what else? >stonger than caffeine bye coffee, lmaoing@monster energy. I have a rule to not drink this shit past 7pm, it really is that intense. >kills hunger something inside the leafes is a very potent substance that just makes you not want to eat. I personally have lunch at around 1pm and dinner at 8, I work hard between and physical labour makes me hungry, but if I drink mate it's easy for me to skip ahead to supper. In fact, if I drink it too late, I have to force myself to eat dinner because I just don't feel the need to eat.
you've praised tons of shit throughout your time, Veeky Forums. Drop the onions and praise something that is factually a health saint. You even get to apply your manliness standards to it as you laugh at the soyboys that cannot handle the bitter taste.
>kills hunger >stronger than caffeine This might be good for gaming
Robert Nelson
Best way to prepare this? I've been having them like tea, I've seen some YouTube vids of people having a proper pot for it and shit. I just take 1 teaspoon in a teabag, hot water and down it.
William Walker
>Drop the onions and praise something that is factually a health saint. >>Drop the onions Never gonna make it
Veteran tea drinker here, does mate make you want to take a shit?
Levi Foster
there are a lot of methods user and a lot of shit you can add to mate. easiest most entry-level way I know is just to pour orange juice up in that bitch.
I always dump the first cup because I don't feel like drinking a tree. Cups 2-4 are GOAT tho
Xavier Garcia
>stronger than caffeine Caffeine is the main stimulant in mate along with theophylline and theobromine, all of which are also found in tea. Maybe if you said "stronger than coffee" you'd be right, but no, there's no magically stronger than caffeine stimulants in there
David Ross
Mate is great but don't drink it like the autistic pussy ass argies do with their little bowl and faggot metal straw.
I buy a kilo pack of mate, put like 200 grams of it into a big pot, add water and let it cook for like an hour and then filter it. You get a tea that is disgustingly strong and concentrated. Its super bitter but if you're a man you drink that shit up. This shit will wake you the fuck up and is the best preworkout known to man. You can recook the mate couple of times to get more tea before throwing it out.
James Reyes
If you're not used to it, yes. It's also a diuretic.
Camden Price
>buy a kilo pack of mate, put like 200 grams of it into a big pot, add water and let it cook for like an hour and then filter it. Never gonna make it.
Luis Allen
It's not tea >fill the cup aka pumpkin with 3/4 of yerba mate with the straw inside >add room temperature water to it so it gets absorbed by the leaves >boil water >pour hot water every time and drink with a special metal straw called "bombilla" Drink as soon as you wake up or in the afternoon, no more than once a day, preferably 3 times a week. I alternate it with tea and coffee.
Stop with your fagotry you ass eating Argentinegro. If you're too much of a pussy to drink mate like a real man instead through your pussy ass bowl and faggot straw (are you fucking gay that you enjoy sucking on things so much?) then wtf are you doing here. Anyways you're against onions so I don't even take you serious you gay kid. If you can't handle the burn of an onion a day just get the fuck out of my website you fucking shiteater
Fucking retards on my board.
Parker Fisher
You do know the method we use is because Jesuits saw the American Indian chewing the stuff. If you are a real man go and chew on it directly but please stop sperging out with your mutt filtering tea bullshit
Daniel Walker
t. mad chicANO
Jace Martin
edgy
Gavin Green
Low functioning
Brandon Edwards
Onions are too effective. They make you lose your natty card This doesnt
Oliver Lopez
It's partially true, yo feel full because you drink a litre of warm water, but It's not as near as strong as a Coffee, maybe it is strong than american super watered down Coffee, but not as antes expresso