No fph thread? let's fix that

no fph thread? let's fix that

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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I'm about to give a presentation and I'm nervous. Needed them laughs, thanx anons

bamp

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Come on. I'm eating.

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Sorry user, is this better?

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Made me chuckle. Especially the low fat mayo part.

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>instagram "model"

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>"trying"

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the bottom one looks like a rotten shrimp.

>fatty tries to get onto horse that is clearly too small for her massive weight
>failure.jpeg
>she gets angry
>???

are fat people stupid?? when i was overweight, i avoided anything that i even thought i might be heavy to do. she tries to kill a horse with her fat ass and then gets mad when she can't

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Any time you want to binge eat food, think about getting fast food, or want to eat less in general watch this video. If you binge eat or eat fast food this is your future.

youtube.com/watch?v=ykfOKc_J9OA

I don't get how fat people think they can ride horses

I could understand a Clydesdale or a bull but this is just idiotic

YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

Damn if I ate there the only way I could make it is omaw

Nice

this also works if youre struggling with nofap

Imagine the cellulite those pants are holding in.

youtube.com/watch?v=mIzCZl30qrQ

Grr i hate fat people!!!

> See various fat people in public
> Only feel disgust and disdain for them

anything to avoid walking

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Hnnng this one isn't that bad though

until she gets type 2 diabetes during her pregnancy and goes morbidly obese after getting used to her preggo diet.

This is actually amazing

>when you bulkan and a thot tries to steal your gainz

paeudoatheletes rofl

>La creaturo

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D I S O B E D I E N T
A V O C A D O

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reminder that the actually biker is way more autistic then that creatura

actually what exercises help you get a six pack
i know its not situps and i know they are shit

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>Be less than 20% bodyfat
>use google

>exercise
>six pack
Just lose weight you fucking fatass holy fuck

I dunno what about crunches they're supposed to be better right?

im fucking 140 lbs 6 foot 2
what should my fucking weight be at dude?

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>140
>6'2
Nigger are you a skeleton?

practically yeah

you like her? here's some more pics

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Post tummy

good shit

my nigga

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You have to actually have muscle to have a 6 pack. Start bulking and lifting for noob gainz.

noice
n-no
thats what im doing user it just feels like im not having much progress

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I thought that was one of those cookie sandwhiches with cream in the middle from the thumbnail

>mozzarella
the rest of week is at least technically vegetables ffs

Whats your calorie intake per day and workout regimen?

about 1200 cals without including the 1-2 protein shakes i have
i also do the starting strength routine in the link for the following topics thing

Type in fitness magazine into google and go to images.

One of these things is not like the other.

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is it acceptable to be fat as long as you come to terms with it and don't try to push it as "healthy"?

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>not your babe
thanks

>1
>2
>0
>0

Kek

No, stop stuffing your face.

No kys lul

Trips of truth. Jesus fuck. The grunting, breathlessness and the childish noises really get me hard.

is it acceptable to fuck your dog after you admit you are disgusting?

Get a load of this guy

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If hes fat he already is.

Fucking kek'd

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``Dramatically``

There's a correlation between low intelligence and being fat

based. good post

>1200
Found your problem.
Eat moar. A lot more.

Jesus man eat more, thats fucking horrendously small amount of calories

>go fuck a whore
>I'm trying

fuckin l m a o

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Dude, I was fucking eating.

triple dubs, nice.

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Because otherwise it would be fatphobia

Underated

>that toss
It's like watching an ancient Greek monster battling a normal person or something

Story behind this? Why is this fat dude fighting a little girl?

He wasn't. He was trying to be a fun uncle but is unaware of his size and lethal momentum.

Lel really? Looks like hes trying to kick her at the beginning

Its better than trying to push it as healthy but if you are still gonna abuse the health system of your country for issues that could be fixed by losing weight fuck you

>...chicks dig it" -Jeff

who the fuck is Jeff and why do i care about his shitty advice

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Spoiler, don't

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Undersized

You say that but wait until she undressed and reveals the sack of cottage cheese she really is.

This is a solid 7/10 in black America.

Hanging leg raises and ab wheel

Youtube removed snake man's last video as hatespeech because a bunch of fatties whined hard enough.

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very nice Razor's Edge

>I also use low fat mayo.
Kek