Fat girl confession thread

I don't understand how you didn't see that coming

Why would you even acknowledge a fatty’s existence?
No sex is better than lowering yourself to that level

So help her lose weight, it's the least you could do after she let you cum in her mouth

Hi Sam again
> used to go on and on about how pussy doesn't have a face
>gets desperate and needs to nut
> fat chicks are easy
> in car kiss her 100lb neck
> gets soft
>she jacks off soft dick because fatty made me soft
>she wanted more
>said I had to go
>friend harass me about me liking bbws
>#sadlife

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I think my step-son Sam is into large women, he talks in his sleep

>expecting a married woman to take care of herself

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>currently dating skinnyfat gf who i am attempting to make thicc
>basically a starfish when it comes to bed, i gotta do everything, abysmal sexts and dirty messages too
>sometimes miss 5,6 200lb ex, who basically thought she was a pornstar
>let me do anal and swallowed

fucking hell brehs

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I don't speak to fatties unless absolutely necessary, and I look at them with nothing but disgust.
Repent, ye sinners.

>starfish
worst thing there is

How to screen for starfish in advance so I don't waste my time?

Dick is diamonds. Pics plez

Ask her if she is a starfish in bed

General princess behavior is a red flag, in general too but specifically for starfish

I hope that’s not my cousin...

years old
>>Haven't been laid in over 3 years
You that stupid you don't know that she had pity sex with you. You sound worthless which is why you can't find anyone else.

>2006 current year.
>got beers after work at Bennigann's (USA) with 100% Latina gains goblin
>she's maybe 5' 4" and measurements of 42x42x42
>walking washing machine
>very nice and fairly intelligent she is
>both get drunk
>I have to stop for condoms on the way home from Walgreen's
>pretty sure I had a stiffy in full outline in my slacks
>we bang
>take shower afterward
>get out of shower notice sheets of bed are covered in blood
>she transferred to another location
>no hate for each other to this day

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skinnyfat, attractive enough to hook guys, but not athletic enough to do anything without it being difficult, she expects them to do all the work since she's the girl

Today at the gym, I was getting my run in and a fattie got on the treadmill next to me. I'm an 8/10 roided pretty boy and she was a short, fat mexican woman with bleached blonde hair and thighs that could barely fit between the treadmill arms. The treadmills are right in front of a mirror which line the entire wall so it's not unusually for people to glance at the person next to them in the mirror. Usually fatties look away quickly if I look at them because /noconfidence/ but this chick kept eyeing me down like thanksgiving dinner. Every time I looked over to see if she was still looking at me, she was staring me down. It was so uncomfortable that I cut my run short.

Is this what being mogged feels like?

>2014
>First year of college and recently left high school girlfriend
>Get the old seven month itch and hit up tinder
>Red head, little chubby in pics, but great ass
>Chat her up and we meet up
>allmywhat.jpeg
>Easily 30 lbs heavier than in pictures, but i'm a desperate, sad, pathetic shell of a man
>She was actually great in bed and did whatever I wanted, but I couldn't get over her body
>Talk for a few days and then ghost her
>Feel a little but I could have never made it work

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>she cums and vicegrips me head inbetween her thighs
This is my fetish

>living abroad for work and lonely
>meet fat local chick who speaks great English
>keeps telling me I look like the tall guy from how I met your mother and keeps bringing up how much she loves that actor.
>ignore flirtations
>smoking outside alone and she grabs me and kisses me with no warning
>drunk enough to not care and friends have gone
> fast forward through head in toilet and incredibly awkward attempts by the bar owner to get us to fuck in his bar so he can watch...

>back at my place
>turns out to be a total starfish
>first time I realised chicks could suck at sex
>fucking snores and doesn't get up until I've been awake for 2 hours sitting next to the beast
>her demeanour makes it obvious she is making herself comfortable and intending to stay a while
>live with 5 other people and a dog
>sweatypepe.jpg
>open and close a series of doors throughout the house so that she will not be seen by anyone as she leaves
>tell her I've got work in an hour
>proceed to start getting dressed for work on a Sunday
>accompanying her off the premises and she starts to play with the dog
>can hear flat mates moving around and know one of the doors to the hall will open any moment.
>grab the dog lead and walk out the door
>convince her it's my dog
>get out the door just in time
>felt a little guilty for being a superficial coward
>find out later she has fucked at least 4 people I Knew at that bar.

Made me realise I should respect myself, if I'm not willing to let myself be seen with a gross fat chick.

>tfw chubby chaser that only wants to fuck pornstar-looking fatties
>tfw still a virgin because the one I actually managed to land was prude as fuck

I fucking hate what I did to myself with porn, goddamn it

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There's a fat chick at my gym who has a cute face and seems a little shy. Thinking about asking her out and if we get along make her my gf. I don't normally like fat people bit she's in the gym trying to lose weight and I can help her so I'm willing to look past it.

Aw that's actually really sweet user, having a bf to spot you and give you tips is such a great motivator!

ask her!

Virgin here, how the fuck does tinder work? Do you hit people up to fuck and they expect some sort of relationship to come from it? Why would you want to date a degenerate that has sex with strangers anyway?

Congrats now you know how it feels to be a woman in public :)

This is reality hey.
You always get horny and have good intentions, then as soon as you nut you get out of there and ghost them.

Then a few weeks later you're at it again with someone else

>never fucked a fatty because I have standards and self respect.

>>Still good friends
>calls her a fatty and makes fun of her on the internet

yup, sounds like good friends to me

So maybe don't go out in public?

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Don't ask her until she has made some progress, getting with her could break all motivation since she could think she already made it.

I keep coming back to this overweight af chick who loves my cock and will do anything i want, because her life is fucked up. Help me

That's okay. Just dont get her pregnant.

how much overwight?

>match with black girl on bumble
>6.5/10 from the pics
>send dirty message, she asks me to come over
>I do
>drive 30 min
>oh God I got semi-catfished
>forgot about the wonders makeup and photos can do to girl faces
>she's also fatter than in pics
>3.5/10
>sitting in bed, "what do you want to do"
>figured I'd just start shit and see if it's better than I expect, plus tits looked p good from that angle
>grab a tit and start kissing
>no chemistry at all, oh God her lips are so dry
>continue because I'm really awkward and don't know what to do yet
>eventually, fake needing to look at my phone
>say sorry need to call this person back
>go into other room, fake entire phone conversation
>go back tell her I gtg
>tell her my friends bf smashed her car up and I needed to go help (??)
>leave

Thank fuck I didn't penetrate brehs, but I hate that I kissed her

Tbh she wasn't disgustingly fat, would've done it if she had an attractive face
Feels bad man

I can relate man, but you'll get over it, trust me.

>Be me
>Meet tall buxom lady at friends birthday
>She has a terrible body, but nice eyes
>I fuck her just about every second day for 2 years
>Most enthusiastic fuck I've ever had
>She is gross AF
>Fat, lumpy, small saggy tits, cellulite
>Flexible, horny, slutty, experimental, craves my cock, always boosts me up telling me how much she loves it

I broke the habit eventually but I still cum with the force of a thousand suns to her disgusting nudes

Fuck that must have been AWKWARD

>Match chubby on tinder, can't really see body but she has a pretty face and big milkies
>Organise to meet up with her
>Walking to meet up spot
>About to cross busy road
>See her on the other side of the road
>She is way bigger than I expected
>She turns and spots me
>She notices the disgusted look on my face
>I see her smile disappears, she is scared I'm going to bail
>Traffic is so heavy I could just turn around and walk away

Continue?

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Keep it going

yes

What happened next lad

moar plz

Used to have kind of a girlfriend.
>a little chubby but it never bothered me
>had an incredible personality
>was genuinely a delight to be around
>we’d usually just fuck all day with breaks of watching movies/tv
>was on her period once, instead of being an insufferable bitch, she brought a 20 piece chicken McNuggets to my house and blew me for what felt like an hour, legs were numb

I miss her guys

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Continued

>Crossing man turns green
>THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away

(I honestly couldn't walk away it would've broke her heart)

>She instantly smiles when she sees me coming towards her
>Pretends we never had the awkward moment of conversation purely through facial expressions from across the street
>Go for a walk in the park
>Chilling on the grass
>Fuck it boys she actually has a pretty face and is nice, I'm going in

Continue?

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user, just tell us the god damned full story. your roastie-tier begging for validation is getting old. just get to the part where you either spunk on her tits or cum in her gut already

Bro I'm at work trying not to get caught on my phone!
Next episode coming asap

Truth senpai

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Continued

>We go into the bushes next to the park
>Push her up against a tree
>We are making out
>I try to finger her
>Holy fuck these jeans are tight
>Get button and zip undone
>She's tucked her gunt into her jeans
>I try get my hand inbetween jeans and gut so I can rub her pussy
>So fucking difficult but finally manage to get a finger on the clit
>2 mins of rubbing her clit and I completely lost circulation to my hand
>Can't feel hand, horrible pain up my arm
>Fuck this, can't pull her jeans down, can't feel my hand, she's giving a lousy hand job
>Tell her it's been nice but I gotta go
>She leaves, I go a bit deeper into the bushes
>Horny so try have a quick wank
>Guy walks past while I'm full wanking
>Mfw I recognise the guy as someone from my old youth Centre
>He looks, says nothing, keeps walking

So I sat there in the bush, soft dick in hand, evaluating my life choices, hold me brehs

Well this was anticlimactic, kill yourself my man.

Moral of the story, if you're going to chase a chubby go to her house to "watch a movie"

Don't ever go in public, you need to be able to get her fully naked and spread out to get to the pussy
You need access to a shower for afterwards

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Pretty funny desu. Worth the read

>at a friend's
>comes fat polish girl, 1,60 at least 65kg
>face is pretty damn nice, she mustve been beautiful when thin, humongous tits
>just make talk because autistic
>she's pretty fucken loaded
>adds me on goybook
>"hey wanna hang out
>uh sure why not"
>pays for every fucking thing and we makeout at a bar pretty far from my home, she's on vacation (i live on a beach city)
>she wanted to fuck in public and i refuse
>no money for motel and i just say goodbye
>1 week pass
>hey i'm going back home (300km away) wanna come visit?
>sure"
Now comes the fucked up part
>get there with her
>she stayed away for like a month, turned off the fridge and left it open because that's what you should do
>forgot fucking food in the fridge however
>the smell is astounding
>flies, larva, everything
>the fridge is old and not frost-free, so all the water went downwards to the veggie box
>there is a literal life soup down there
>spend 2 hours cleaning that armageddon for her, she offers to take the trash down to the public bin
>fucking pukes and almost passes out on the hallway
>asks forgiveness and i think about it
>get pretty fucken pissed but alright, at least she'll do whatever i want from now on
>get to fucking
>go in raw because i'm retarded and hate condoms, she couldnt say no (plus creampies are my thing and this is gonna get me in trouble some day)
>"fuck me doggy"
>as she turns that mass of pimples and fat towards me i go soft in seconds
>"what happened"
>"uh i dont know, i guess i just like missionary better ok?"
>go back and nut inside
>still hard
>"oh wow can you keep going?"
>she moans from the top of her lungs i swear i wanted to leave
>end up making her take day after pills and ghost her afterwards
>two weeks and she's dating a dude that looks like me
Fuck me, man, i hate my dick.

Holy fuck that is rough!

>be backpacker in namibia
>staying at hostel, talking shit with some friends
>some dude comes along with a fat kiwi chick and introduces her, she sits down then he leaves
>she's ugly too
>she immediately starts touching my leg with her foot under the table
>i ignore her, she tries to flirt, i ignore her and keep talking to my other friends
>night goes on, get fairly drunk, others all go to bed
>fat chick is still there
>nobody else is around, she's leaving in the morning, fuck it why not throw her a bone?
>finally give her some of the attention she's been craving, kiss her, say let's find somewhere private
>dorm room has people in it, so go into the bathroom
>she's too fat for me to fuck against the wall, so tell her to put down her coat and lie on the floor
>there's no lock on the door, somebody tries to walk in, slam it on their face
>get down and start fucking her, pussy actually feels good
>try not to look at her face, instead watch her titties bouncing up and down
>she starts getting into it, don't give a fuck and cum as soon as i can because it wasn't very comfortable
>throw condom in bin
>she invites me to sleep in her tent
>say no

Same, bro. My wife has tons of potential though, so I hope she makes it.

She refuses calories in, calories out though, any advice?

bodytype has nothing to do with it

>humongous tits
Ah yes, my weakness also.

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His wife was eclipsing the sun. He couldn't see anything

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>be 18 year old at the club
>absolutely wasted
>fat chick is all over me
>whispers in my ear she really wants to fuck me
>she's with her friend who wants her to come home with her (they're from a different city I guess)
>she makes her friend go home alone so she can come back to my place
>her friend gets mad and leaves
>start walking back to my appartment
>on walk home sort of sober up
>look at her
>wonder to myself what the fuck am I doing
>still kind of drunk but don't want to fuck this sow any more
>decide to just make a run for it
>suddenly bolt away from her as she's talking to me
>sprint home without looking back
>leave her alone at like 2am in a strange city
>she doesn't know how to get home

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God I unironically wish that were me...
Are you still dating?

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>gf is fat
>not ambulocetus tier thank god
>i get back into lifting and eating healthy
>she realizes that yes being fat actually will kill her early
>asks me to teach her how to eat healthy and lose weight
>she's super zealous about it now and is sticking to exercise and healthy food way better than I thought she would
>trying to encourage it and hope it lasts

I think she's gonna make it guys, was getting worried for a bit.

>sophomore in college I think
>studying Japanese and make friends with a group of Japanese girls on exchange from japan
>they're all pretty cute, and a chubby one seems to take a liking to me
>start hanging out with chubby one at my apartment regularly watching anime and playing games together, she likes monster Hunter and dark souls and shit
>one day she lies down on my bed, the way she's lying pushes up her tits and I start getting a boner
>we make eye contact and she motions for me to go over
>we start making out and I'm playing with her tits and she keeps saying "more" in japanese
>I know she's a chubster so pull her tits out of the top of her shirt without taking it off and exposing her stomach
>we fuck without changing position at all and I cum deep inside watching her tits bounce the whole time instead of her face

Was actually really good desu desu

...

fasting?

>brap-kun
>kun

So you got a blowjob from a man?

This exact thing has kept me from bringing back a LOT of undesirable girls to my place. After a few drinks my standards drop way off

>tfw 20 and virgin

should I just fuck a fattie?

Pic related

Damn lucky bro, I thought Japs were overly modest

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>she tucked her gunt into her jeans
>her gunt

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dont worry user, i got a good kek from it

At that point he knew he'd fucked up. Why didn't he bail at the traffic lights?

Man I went home with a girl from a club once who was apparently morbidly obese but concealed it well with a flowing dress plus I was hammered. Got her undressed and there were fucking nylons straps pulling her into shape and they confused the fuck out of me because I didn't know what they were. Couldn't even get my dick into her so just fucked her face.

>Tendies and a blow job

Why live?

Sounds like my ex, but i had to move away and we both cant do LDR, so we broke up. She was the best fat fuck there could ever be.

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My first time was with a starfish. I know pretty much for a fact that she had had several partners before me, and while I don't really look for a woman to be dominant in bed, I'd prefer if she were and active participant and not an oversized sex toy.

Overall decent body but pretty much skinny fat with no real athleticism. She put absolutely 0 effort into the actual p in v part of sex. To add to that, she was incredibly inflexible and it was really difficult to manipulate her into any position but missionary.

To add to that, I'm a pretty big guy, and really the only thing she ever put effort into was jerking me off like A FUCKING JACKHAMMER. We were all lubed up but she made these awful screwdriver movements where she would rapidly slide her hand all the way down the shaft while grabbing and twisting and then fucking YANK back with an opposite twisting motion like she was trying to rip it off. What in the fuck.

Do I have to go for thots to get an active partner in bed or what? Not saying fucking a starfish is completely not enjoyable, but by the end of a multiple hour session it starts to feel like a lot of work just to get myself off.

Post n00ds

Listen man it's 2018 some women have dicks get over it

YO I KNEW THIS NIGGA SAM IN THE MILITARY, WHINUSED TO SLAY BEASTS EVERY WEEKEND IN THE CLUBS. YOU MIGHT STRIKE OUT CHADING TAIL BUT NOT SAM. HE GOT LAID EVERY TIME WITH SURE THINGS. SOME REAL PIGS, SOME REAL EMBARASSING PIGS.

SAM GORDON.
WE CALLED HIM 240 GORDY.

AND 240 WAS BEING NICE TO MOST OF THOSE HAM CONTINENTS.

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Is you meet someone and fuck and you seem to be working together a relationship isn’t out of the question. And the reason you think it’s a degenerate act is because you’re a coping perma virgin who despises people for doing something you want to do but can’t.

>tfw you part her ass cheeks and the wall of stink hits you like you've stepped through a stargate onto an alien planet

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F U P A
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>the beast

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About 4 years ago, an online dating fatty tricked me with photos and I wasn’t trained yet to notice the camera angles.

I show up and she was much larger than I anticipated.

She cooked some delicious chicken though. Also sucked my dick extremely well. Blew a load onto her face/chest then “received a phonecall” from work saying that I had to leave for work emergency.

Kek

Holy shit this is funny.

Kek