Taking test in mid 30s

Hey guys, I'm having a bordering midlife crisis and looking to get my ass in fuckable shape. I'm sure my test levels could use a boost and was looking at 1% topical to ease my way back to the gym. I figure that a low doseage will be minimal risk but I'm concerned about dependency or future issues from hightened test. Am I bening paranoid or is there a better alternative? HGH?

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DUDE LISTEN TO ME OP FPR THE LOVE OF GOD LISTEN.

TAKE TEST DO IT TAKE IT DO IIITT!!

I was low test and after goi g to a trt clinic and taking test (220) mgs) good high legal dose i feel amazing. Confidemce wise gains wise and eberything really. Do it man. Its not going to kill ypu. Test is natural. You start getting risky when you atart mixing otber compounds lime tren and orals etc. Test itself is great. Just make sure you get blood test and maintain healthy lipids ( doable with fishoil and cardio) and get your ai in check so youre estrogen isnt sky high and youre blood pressure stats low. (High estro can cause water retention which may cause slightly elevated bp. )
I take a vitamin caplled ubiquinol tho which lowers it.

My bp is usually 115/75 and my lipids are great.
Do it. My dad did it too and trust me its worth it. Good luck on your adventure OP youre gonna be ok my mam. Youll feel ypunger apnd make gains faster than teens.

Get the rest of yoru life in order, work out, eat clean, sleep well, STOP LOOKING AT PORN, if you are beating it until you have a chpped dick then lay off for a bit, give your bits a rest. Then go a see a doctor instead of trying to mystical penis advice from a Cambodian shadow puppet theater.

Dude hes in his mid 30s hell prlly make some improvements doing what you say but his test will always be ahit and continue to be shit.
Op quit being a pussy and do test 8ts fucking harmless do your research.

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There are no side effects from heightened test according to my doc. Running on 1600ng/dL natty but I also believe that's still like half of joocy levels

Did it make you retarded or were you just like this before?

Dow much do you dose.

>actually thinking noporn meme is going to change your life

I have an onion to sell you

Shut up your post is dumb i dont habe time to type corre tly on this phone nigger. Especialy for a bitch like you. My point still stands. Test is great.

>tfw 28 and TRT has made my hairline recede far faster than normal

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being 24 and high test genetics to failure. Unfortunately my genes also guarantee me prostate cancer

Lmfao been on trt for 2 years still full head of hair. You had bad genes sorry.

What. Youre natty 1600 test lvls? Lol
Are you a freak

yeah man apparently it's a thing for the men on one side of my family. have none of the "alpha" high T bone structure and am a 5'8" manlet. Only outward sign I can even think of is that I have nearly comedically sized balls and that I can hold onto muscle with calisthenics.

Got bloodwork trying to fix the depression. Had low vit D but getting it higher didnt do anything

Too easy

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At what age would a doctor prescribe test? I'm 28, but I got tested at 26 and they put me on Clomid which sucked. Or do I just shop around for a doc that'll do it, no questions?

Oh you got me .
Quite the intellect you got.

At any age if your test is low. I got some at 22. Dont go to a general dr. Go to a testosterone doctor or clinic.

can I take test orally?

I really don't want to inject it

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what 55 year old has a cane already?

it's weird to even have one at 60, most people in the USA don't even retire until 65

Only if you're rich

>Go to a testosterone doctor or clinic.
ok, what doc is that? should be some latin in there

I don't understand, why is that?

It comes in a cream you rub on your shoulders