How do I fix zipper abs?

How do I fix zipper abs?

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reroll stats

yea just reroll a new character, preferably a barbarian

One sided planks til you pass out. Repeat as often as possible.

kek

if he rerolls he will become an unicum

Not OP but which side? How does that work? I though side planks worked your lats.

Literally impossible. Muscle insertions.

No. They work obliques, mainly..

you can't

Go fridge mode

>white undies
Have fun scrubbing the shitstains out of those, fag.

Eat x F

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They're insertions kid.

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You just need better genetics, I can inject some of my semen into you and maybe it'll fix you.

Could be asymmetric ribcage which can be somewhat fixed. Just breathe more deeply into sections that are more obstructed than others.

Revolutionize muscle surgery techniques.

Get fat so u dont see them

the only way to fix zipper abs is to go full bearmode and cover them up

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Why would you want to? They look good.

>farting leaves shitstains in your underwear

So glad I'm not American.

lol wtf

kek good advice

Goddamn how embarassing

get fat and tell people you have perfect ab insertions

Yeah they look great. Just like short biceps, narrow clavicles, wide hips and high, close together nipples.

this. god, people here are stupid

>wat routine
every single time some retard asks this question. as if the number of reps will change your bones and muscle insertions

false equivalency