User you have such big muscles, what sport do you practice?

>user you have such big muscles, what sport do you practice?


Am i the only one who never admits of lifting weights? I don't even know why i deny this in the first place.

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i used to say i wrestle (i dont) now i say i just eat rice and do shrugs

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Uh, I don't "practice" any sport. I PLAY lots of sports. Dumb bitch.

Women don't like to hear that you had to put effort in to get in shape, not sure why but it's true.

>I do Zumba on Sundays, that's about it.

at the library

>Wii fit and pork sausages, that's really it

is my go to

>ass eating is a sport, right?

Only if it's your own ass.

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They can't handle the truth and want affirmation that their shitty choices are correct.
>he looks so good and all he does is [x]!!

Facts, thanks user.

>i just go for a 30 minute run once a week and eat mostly clean
the dipshits will never get me to admit my routine

>cane bastonato
why

umm i jack off thats it

no one asks but I would say I'm a powerlifter cuz actually am.

I do Tai Chi. Aligns dem chakras

>I don't even know why i deny this
I know I know!
It's because you are an insecure faggot with self esteem issues and you want to seem better than you really are. You also think that this gives you power over other people, but everyone who can see trough it know what a pathetic shit you are.

>tfw used zumba and wii fit line on some thot
>she said, "really????"
>i said, "yeah. Nah, i'm just fucking with you"
>she actually laughed pretty hard
>and two weeks later S'd the D

Too bad she broke my heart shortly after

>an insecure faggot
you mean: a humble faggot

>and you want to seem better than you really are.
You mean:
you don't want to look as good as you are.

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>wii fit and zumba
why tf would you deny it you cuck

everything you said is wrong and I don't even need to explain why

I play wii-fit on the weekends and do 20 push ups every day after getting out of the shower.
It must be genetics

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me chillin on the butt

20 push-ups throughout the entire day, I HOPE

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>run low dose test and nandrolone almost all year
>lift 5-6 days a week for 3 years
>220lb 5'10 13%bf

>"i do pushups sometimes, I'm just rally active "

>cloak and dagger mogging

Are you stuck taking test forever now after cruising that long?

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Always just said that I play ping pong, which usually gets a positive reaction