ITT we come up with alternative names for exercises

>tricep kickbacks
>looking like a faggot

>cable rope hammer curls
>double dick tug

>Neck Curls - The Andrew Kneel

>deadlift
>grug pull

>chin-ups
>calisthenics curls

>bench press
boob aways
>pull ups
assisted levitation
>planks
ground is lava
>push ups
ground is lava, but my chest is freezing

>squat
>poop scoot

>hip thrusts
>weighted bargirl

>suicides
>KYSs

>concentration curl
>scoops

Those are such childish name I can’t help but love them

>lateral side raises
>weighted flappy birds

Kek

>muscle-ups
>I'm compensating

I still play flappy bird but I haven't set a new record in two years

>OHP
>Weight Growgrowgrows
What’s your record user?
>tfw 43

>bench
>upside-down barbell pushup

>squat
>shoulder barbell standup

>pull up
>altitude gainers

>standing calf raise
>grow grow grows

>shrugs
>clueless dumbbell

>deadlift
>reviving barbell

>leg push down
>blowjibbers

Gave me a chuckle

hahahaha

bench press > The Rise

Lost, kek

586. I remember vividly, I was absentmindedly playing flappy bird while listening to George Carlin on youtube, he was doing some joke about the NRA and making fun of Wayne LaPierres name and said a gun nut should have a more manly name like "Chuck Steak". I could not contain my laughter and I crashed into the pipe

>grow grow grows
lol

>Leg push down
Lol what?

i had the original on my old phone but it broke and i cant download it again

>Jump squats
>FART IMPULSED ROCKET

There's tons of knock offs, the one I always play now is called Faby Bird.
My iPod touch still has the original flappy bird on it but I can't remember the passcode

Kek

I can't stop laughing at the thought of a "leg push down" and wtf it would even be. My sides are in orbit

You are cancer. Kill yourself.

OHP -> French Greeting

>kettlebell swing
>how do you do

Dumbbell front raises > weighted heils

squats?
bended knee rump wreckers of course

>Triceps kick backs
Bent over dumbbell handjobs

>Front Dumbbell Raise
>German Greetings

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>squats
>deep knee bends

Hey loser OP, how about you JUST LIFT instead of wasting time on stupid childish bullshit like this? Or is that too difficult for you?
>he probably doesn't lift, ever
>just posts grade-school level memes
please fuck off

>bench jumps
>stupid bitch is going to use the fucking bench for 20 minutes to jump up and down while the gym is packed and you want to bench press:es