Chad threatens to beat you up

Laugh in his face. Anyone drunk/retarded enough to start picking fights for no reason in a civilized society is a joke.

>stab chad
>bleeds out
heh, nothin personnel kiddo

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i'do tell him that he's the only good part in DC's shitfest universe

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Not posting the original webm. Failure.

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U.N.C.L.E.?

MI: Fallout

>this choreography

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i'd have to stab him. got fat and old. kinda sad.
couple of years ago i'd have had fun hurting chad. time flies. not even roleplaying.

it's pretty good, love the way Henry swings

t. guy who never powercharges his fists

Yes, now please fuck off

This. He looks like he's hitting one of these things

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chad can try

1+ into nofap+noporn and I figuratively feel chadder than chad

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1+ month it should say

chad cant even be bothered to proofread his posts

Yes. Chad is going into the ICU.

im 5'4 so no

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Nice JUSTice League Bro.

Stunner.

He has a perfect body size.

What do I need to do to be like him? :(

Strong enough to defend myself and definetly to punch him one or two times but i don't know if i am strong enough to win.
By the way, the chaddest of all the chads i saw was a dude bigger than the mountain from Game of Thrones and with the face of Brad Pitt in his late 20's.

t. 23, 1.88m and 88kg.

holy fuck pls someone tell me this text is shopped

for some reason I have a huge pain tolerance and a jaw made of concrete.
when people hit me I just get more angry
i've gone into black out rage mode and beaten a few people pretty bad

I'm not a fighter so if he is trained at all I'm probably screwed. I've only ever won because I can take a punch.

i just charge up my Mastered Ultra Instinct and punch him in the gut

No it was there when the person took the photo

I'm not black, though.

it’s not, the letters was actually floating there in the room when that picture was taken

weak guard

Nope. That’s my motivation to get stronger desu.

Actually it’s to be able to beat Tyrone and not Chad.

Ultra Instinct is going to be the new Super Saiyan.

Autistic kids think they can suddenly channel the power to dodge everything, gets punched once and gets knocked out.

My dad has enough money to get him in prison and then have him raped. Feels good man.

>my dad
underage b&

>Henry Cavill is 6'1
>chad
lol

>He doesn't have a dad
Hello you nigger

What if (You) are the chad now?

I do, but I would never need his money or his lawyers to sue anyone, have been made since I was 18 and will stay made

Yeah wtf is he doing flaring his elbows out.

>are you strong enough to defend yourself Veeky Forums?

strong enough? yes

trained in mma? no

it's almost like the choreography is meant for the audience rather than being effective for hand to hand combat

>laugh in chads face as he throws you across the office in front of your co workers, effectively kicking your ass

Haha yeah you got him with that epig intellectual moment B)

I'd bend over for Daddy Cavill

Look at how tiny those forearms are. I'm surprised he can even hold the blade.k

Holy shit this director has no idea how to shoot a fight scene

Yeah I cannot figure out wtf is going on

it's a bunch of cuts for the trailer you mong

My Lord his forearms. I never work forearms and even mine aren't full skeleton

>watch on left wrist
>scenecut
>watch on right wrist

Just pay Tyrone to kill chad.

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>the blockchain
Made me giggle

OH SHIT IM FEELING IT

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thanks mate

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*grabs his balls until he's on the ground crying*

Fight averted

They actually invented martial arts for this.

Also, strength pretty much means nothing in a fight unless you have two guys who don't know what the fuck they are doing AND going force vs force.

It's from a trailer, the shots are obviously not in the right order you fag

Finally someone with a /highpaintolerance/ too. In high school we used to hold slapping/hitting contests and while i wasn't the one hitting the hardest, i would always outlast everyone else. They thought my pain receptors were shit or something, i do fully feel it just don't react to pain that much.