Do femanons like sniffing braps like we do?
Do any femanons here wish for a braphog bf?
Do femanons like sniffing braps like we do?
femanon here with a legit fart fetish
life is hell
It could be a stinky stinky heaven
Nasty bitch
why? im sure if you were honest (or just coy and playful about it) and weren't dating an insecure bitch, you could find a man to indulge you
i've tried to broach the subject with a few different guys. they always think i'm joking at first and then when they realize i seriously want them to fart directly into my face they look at me like i'm a legit fucking psychopath
hurr so ebic :DD
>we
Fucking die of ass cancer, you piece of shit.
>Tfw can't find a girl who will rim me/let me sit on her face
I DID SS+SQUAT EVERY DAY AND GOT THICC FOR YOU YOU UNGRATEFUL CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>hurr so ebic :DD
t. asshurt catfish
If I brapped in your face, would you die?
t. fag that cant deal with wymin invading his sekrit klub
It would be extremely smelly
If a girl wanted me to brap in her face it would honestly be the hottest thing. It's total domination where you've somehow finagled your way into getting another human being to sexually desire your farts.
>all this shitposting
Eventually you pozzed faggots are going to attract scatfetishists.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPFFFTHHH
t. cunt loving kike
i'm a heterosexual woman that wants muscular men to fart in her face. idk wtf youre talking about
>tfw no gf to sit on your face and grind her pussy and ass all over your mouth or locking your head in place with her legs while you eat her pussy
why should i continue this life brehs
no you're a fat fuck LARPing as a woman.
eat shit and die fag
Do traps count?
Asking for a friend
lmao alright. bye sweetie
If you let your gf do that to you she will lose all respect for you as a man. You gotta realize that everything stems from sex for girls and if they see they you're sexually submissive they're going to treat you like that through everyday life.
>lmao alright. bye sweetie
>t. Virgin
you must really like me :*
shut up retard
>t. virgin
>you must really like me :*
Typical /pol/tards, you "people" think all women are the same.
Maybe if you were more receptive to your girlfriend's desires, she wouldn't leave you for a more accepting, sexually open, superior male.
Why do you think all the "nu-males" and "soyboys" you rattle on about all have 8/10+ gfs?
>inb4 "t-they're cucks!"
You wish.
Go back to your hugbox and take your meds, trumptards.
gee... i wonder who could be behind this post...
>Antisemetic meme
>No argument
Thanks for proving my point, /pol/turd newfag electionposter
You're a stinky girl
>Doesn't make an argument
>Expects an argument in return
hmmm...
*farts on his face*
"Huh, babe, come and check this out, I switched over to wild rice with my broc and my farts are just zyklon b grade. So stinky"
pee-yew
>Da joos are behind everything, including my closet brap fetish
God, you're pathetic.
Safety first, bitch. They looked at you like that cause you basically said "I want pink eye, gimme gimme gimme"
Had you bust out the swim goggles, I guarantee you'd have found a willing guy the first time you asked
My ex hated my farts, I could release the most noxious and devastatingly smelly ones almost all the time. Once I farted in my sleep on vacation and she woke up from the smell coughing and crying.
But she loved me anyways so there's that.
...
Huh, an auschwitz reference and a 88 dub?
Niiiiiiiiiiice
>le evil nazis
>da joos
>poltard
>le evil pol boogeyman
>swim goggles
Top kek mate
>Defending /pol/
Get off my board, newfag
Veeky Forums is nothing more than a /pol/ colony, stay salty shitskin
>ITS DA POLERS AND DER ANTISEMITIC FETISH BRAP PORN
>/pol/
>white
ii.hheeee... n..aahhzee....
Or perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a man before brapping in his face.
>argument.exe not detected
This thread has nothing to do with fitness. Why is it still here?
Here's a pro-tip for you user.
Since you're obviously new here.
Veeky Forums has NEVER in it's fucking HISTORY been known to follow any rules strictly.
There have always been "fringe" threads with outliers in it like this one, and the webms you're sperging out about specifically
And crazily enough, 4chans been been the better for it.
Don't come around these parts with your faggotry if you can't deal with that.
Just don't.
Take your ass to Neogaf, leddit, and all the other sites, they're more fitting for you in this case.
>Veeky Forums has NEVER in it's fucking HISTORY been known to follow any rules strictly.
mfw i got b& on pol/ because i made a nigger hate thread
nice gets tho
>Going on /pol/
>Ever
*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
*snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff*...oh yes my dear....*sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....*sssssssnniff*...eggs I smell?......*sniff sniff*....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....*sniff*....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....*ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff*....ah yes...and also....a hint of....*sniff*....cheese.....quite wet my dear....*sniff*...but of yes...this will do nicely....*sniff*.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….
For poo
PLEASE leave 4 chan and never come back....
>mfw you're hurting
i would fart in your face femanon
but no kisses afterward...