Hey Veeky Forums, when did you realize you made it?

Then he went home that day and throat fucked her and came in her mouth and you went home a fapped to hentai and posted on Veeky Forums

Wow nice man, you really got him!

A girl I'm talking to blocked me from seeing her Snapchat stories so I'd say I'm doing pretty well

Fit needs more of this in mirin threads.
>lol this dude's gf was totally mirin me then I went home alone and jerked it

Honestly, kind of stupid. There's another dude there, just fucking ask him to help or get a cart. You're asking to snap your shit by trying to carry heavy shit that's awkwardly sized without help.

DELET THIS

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fuck your priorities in life are screwed

>pretending I've made it

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Kek I wonder if this has actually happened somewhere

haha yeah next time call her a fucking whore and then go suck off your gymbro, that'll keep her around for sure! fucking virgin

>Walking by a lab at work
>Wife's friend walks out, sees me, smiles
>"Hey user, how're you today?"
>Make small talk for a few minutes while walking
>Ask if she wants to grab lunch at food cart outside
>Grab lunch, talk about chemistry shit she's kind of awkward but giggly
>Goes to leave, says, "you uh, look really nice today, I like your shirt, bye!"
>Mfw it's just a plain red T-shirt with a small hole in the back.

Is this what it's like to watch other people spill their spaghetti?

lol got me

>implying ss is a meme

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I got unfriended so I feel that

That’s literally every miring thread ever.

>notice girl checking me out
>make brief eye contact
>do nothing, leave alone
>d-did I make it yet Veeky Forums?

The girl I'm talking to started dating her lesbian friend.

Making it is having sex with females? You fucking idiot.

What does 15/10 mean

I've seen so many convos like that, it's not gonna go anywhere, sorry user. She's using you to occupy some time, and not in a sexual way at any point.

My lesbian oneitis friend started dating a chick

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Ghost her.

I remember being 16

When a girl I used to crush on asked me out and I wasn't interested. I HAVE ASCENDED

I knew I made it the first time that I posted in the CBT and had multiple people comment "goal body"

When I stopped being depressed all the time and actually managed to get through a day without thinking about offing myself.

Well are you going to post the snap you utter faggot

I bet you squat 2pl8 tops

Cope

>the brad pump and dump
>the chad relationship seeker

>>notice girl
>>make brief eye contact
>>do nothing, leave alone
>>d-did I make it yet Veeky Forums?
ftfy

tell her you’ll prove how strong your legs are by kicking her in the face as hard as you can until she’s unconscious

>the lights are off and the blinds are closed
>you put the volume at medium
>you live alone but you're afraid the apartment neighbors might hear
>the blue light from the screen shines in your eyes
>you click around between several videos
>looking for that perfect one
>13 tabs are open on google chrome incognito
>you found it
>the perfect video
>it only takes you 45 seconds to cum once you saw the perfect pussy at the perfect angle
>jizz all over your hand
>your pants are at your ankles but you can't grab them with your semen covered hands
>you waddle to the bathroom to wash off the jizz
>you return to your computer and check facebook

I came back to fit today to see if it has changed, if it isnt full of the same vapid empitness, worship of literal nothing, and it hasnt.

You guys in here fucking around, putting eachother down, taking value in engaging in promiscuity, i swear to god, you will be first up against the wall. You are participating in an worthlessness and perpetuating it by continuing to follow this path. You derive value in so much that is ebbing your spirit away.

Im serious, too, change will come, do yourselves a favour and abandon this obsession. There is a breaking point.

Yeah you got me there

>facebook
Nice try kid

Where the fuck did this guy go?

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tell her "hangout" is a noun. dumb bitch

how did you know

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>every women you’re with is about the eventual starting of a family and having kids

Anal cancer inbound.

Accurate.

Pretty accurate. Very good

She wouldn’t notice lol

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This. I’ve “ghosted” multiple girls I was orbiting. They literally forget you exist if you’re not directly in front of them.

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Nice screenshot for 2013 bro

Jesus Christ I hope this is made up.

it isn't

going to be living with a clenched asshole for 6 years but she'll b rite, m8

we probably would've heard from him if he was going to court

>Mfw it's just a plain red T-shirt with a small hole in the back.
I once got approach after class by girl. I was wearing my torn up hunting jacket.
>She runs up and greets me "hey, user"
>Grabs ahold of me by the arm and says "Your jacket is my favorite color"
>I dead pan look at her and say "camouflage is your favorite color"
>Gets that deer in headlights look, and fails to find the words. "I uhhh....well, you know...you know what i mean."
I wasnt interested in her but the attention was arousing.

>implying I don't scoop up all the jizz in my hand and eat it

Keep in touch and date her when she turns 18

Real and hetero

>Yup yup

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I check Veeky Forums not FB, you fucking normie

brap

>Get a nude from some slut
>I made it boys

Terrible

It did, and everybody clapped

Insecure betamax

What the fuck?

>waste your man essence first thing in the morning, because according to some whore its the "right way" to start a day
Hmm... Its like she doesnt want him to succeed.

Stop, I am doing nofap, and after reading stories like these its really hard

bucket
crabs

you are the one that should stop

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>not using a tissue
>not checking Veeky Forums

AUTISM
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But nofap is good and it will give me superpowers

Yep Veeky Forums is fucking pathetic

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3/2

I've seen you post this story sooo many times get over it

>not jizzing in your mouth for maximum protein retention

make it ur life mission to destroy feminism

1.5/1

>being desperately in love with your lesbian friend
Welcome to my college life

you probably looked so retarded

I can't do it lads. Snapchat is too normie for me. Do you have to continuously post content or just set up an account for whores to tease you with nudes?

I made an account after a couple girls asked but then it became pretty stupid pretty quick. I feel snapchat is just too much leverage for women to tease so I just use facebook messenger.

>everything on the net is forever and could come back to haunt her, or that she knows and doesn’t care
Its snapchat, not "the net", geezer. And presumably she trusts her partner to not screen record and share the pic

I had one for a while but I had no idea what to post besides food I cooked and my dog, so I deleted it. Do people use it for anything besides selfies and nudes?

She might've complimented his legs 15/10 earlier in the convo.

>been going to the same gym for ~4 months now
>8/10 petite qt receptionist chats with me for awhile whenever she's there
>stops me on the way out last week
>compliments me on my gains and asks me to give her bf some pointers with lifting since hes out of shape and she wants him to look like me
>meet him at the gym the next day, absolutely mogg him in virtually every way - face, body, height
>struggles to lift a quarter of what I lift
>been catching her staring at my arms/chest hen she comes over to watch us lift

Not gonna be surprised if she asks me to be her bull in the next few days.

Ignore her. She's going to string you along with false hope just to use you as leverage against her boyfriend. Eventually he will cave to whatever her implied demands are and she will leave you high and dry after you waste your time giving the schlub free personal training.

Just stop if you have any respect for your time. This is coming from someone that has been in this position more than once. You're being used as leverage and if you try to make a move she will get cold feet.

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Fucking females is for poofs

>Old ass iMessage layout
How old is that screenshot? Pretty sad that you've kept that bro.

Read this again

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How does this end?