Does your gym have a "that guy" ?
>be me at my gym
>gym is literally full of people
>THAT guy is walking around working out every day..completely barefoot
I am pretty tolerant of most things, so if that bothers me he must bother others. What the fuck is his problem ?
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>that guy who does tai chi while looking out the window
>mfw I'm THAT guy
That guy who only uses machines... is ME
>that guy everyone on my gym has to watch, benching lmao 1pl8
>possible school shooter / gangstalking target
>lol he's such a loser
that guy is me
>that high school kid who does 8lb dumbbell curls in the corner for an hour and then leaves
There's a group of 4 asian kids I see doing this every single day.
>those roided Italian cunts who bark
>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym
>THAT guy who does martial arts in front of the mirror and shadow boxes then looks around to try and make eye contact with people.
Knock that bitch ass out, persian pussy
>enjoying a nice, hot, relaxing sauna after lifting
>suddenly, that guy walks in
>he is covered in soap for some reason
>sits down too close to me
>grunting softly
>hocks a loogie onto the sauna floor
>continually spitting on the floor while grunting and covered in soap suds
>mfw
>THOSE GUYS at the gym who are uncomfortable when I get bare ass naked in the change room
Like i'm only naked for like 20 seconds at most while I take off my boxers, look at myself quickly in the mirror and wrap my towel around myself. If you ain't mirin yourself naked after a workout then wtf are you even doing. Don't u wanna know what girls see?
>two guys come in to the sauna in full workout clothes
>politely explain to them what bacterial contamination is
>they apologize and go change
did you at least complain to the gym?
lmao we have one too
I don't know who he is but the motherfucker keeps breaking all the lockers
perverts putting hands into the ass dryer
Where do you live? This sounds very New Jersey.
>That polish dyel who does curls 5 times per week
>Those fat middle aged women who do meme exercises
>That guy who doesn't bother looking at girls asses because his is better anyway (me)
My new gym has a guy that's there all the time and has ungodly BO. I can't even be on the same side of the gym as him, and he goes from weight to weight so it's impossible to avoid.
>that "guy" who comes with a baggy as fuck sleeveless t-shirt and everyone can see his naked chest
>That guy who makes eye contact from far away then as you pass him he looks down
Just fucking walk with your head high, don’t be a bitch user
>That fat middle aged guy who does half-assed light weight lifts and needs a personal trainer to yell at him so he doesn't quit
What a sadcase
>that guy who wears expensive brand clothing to the gym
for what purpose
I've literally seen a guy in an armani hoodie on a treadmill
>that guy who breathes at the gym
>mfw I'm that guy who always smells bad
>that guy that stands infront of the entire row of dumb bells and does his set
I'm big enough to say "move please bro." But I see a lot of people just waiting until they are done. If you're going to lift it, lift it back about 5 feet selfish fuck.
Literally no one cares about you.
......Everyone else does it at home........
>that guy who reapplies deodorant after every exercise
>that guy who slaps his quads before every squat set
It's me
>doing dips to finish up at uni gym
>taking a breather and see a manlet with one of those sports jackets with a collar + Adidas sweatpants
>watch him with the corner of my eye
>begins to shadow box with 15 lbs dumbbells
another one
>squatting
>see a dude slap on 415 a couple of racks to the left of me (looks like he roids because of the huge ass delts plus really thin skin but I can't be sure)
>watch him with the corner of my eye
>literally 1/64th ROM
I fucking love lifting barefoot. Luckily I lift at my kickboxing gym so shoes are not required or even allowed (except wrestling/boxing shoes)
>that guy who uses the water fountain
lost
>that fat chick who thinks shes a powerlifter
>drops lmao .5pl8 hang cleans with awful form
that face when OP realizes only after starting a "that guy" thread that in fact he is "that guy"
>that fat piece of shit who shadow boxes in the mirror with baby dumbbell and shit form
>That 40 something year old who does sprints in your gym in compression pants with short over top, a touque, and compression shirt.
Sometimes I forget how little access the average person has. I've never trained outside of my families country club. We utilize the sauna and steam rooms after we work out. Being uncomfortable around other naked men is a purely plebeian conduct.
Fuck off gramps. No one wants to see your shriveled balls dangling around.
>looking at people with the corner of your eyes
Is this peak beta activity?
>that guy who has shitty lifts
t. home gym :(
Why do manlets like shadow boxing so MUCH
> look at myself quickly in the mirror
kek I feel it
It's hot okay
He’ll get ringworm don’t worry
>that guy that walks in with the hoodie on his head, carrying a duffle bag, and shaking his cup with the ball inside
>that guy that comes in and stretches before doing squats
>that group of indians who come in and play Bollywood soundtracks over the speaker
>that guy who brings in fucking lunch and eats it inbetween sets
>yesterday it was tuna fish
Disgusting
>That guy who monopolizes the squat rack for half a fucking hour, knowing other people wanna use it but wont ask to work in
Is me
>tfw when fell for the garlic/onion meme
I'm at the point where I can't even smell it on myself anymore (And that's a bad thing!)
Why do I need shoes if I’m not doing compounds?
This one fucker
>DYEL as fuck
>walks in like he owns the place
>takes all the equipment he plans to use and leaves it all around the only bench
>doesn't wear a shirt half the time
>never wears earbuds, always blasting weebshit
>grunts and yells for every rep
>constantly talking to himself
>flexes and feels himself up
>won't stop looking at me in the mirror
home gym masterrace btw
>that guy who takes plates off your rack when you're mid set
>that guy doing kettle bell swings in the middle of walking spaces
>that guy doing speed shrugs with 30 pound dumbbells
>that guy wearing a full bottle of cologne
>that guy who uses supersets bench press and deadlifts taking up a platform and bench so nobody can use either
It was because of your penis, user. It's
small enough to the point where it's not even funny, its just painful to look at.
>mfw home gym and still *that* guy
>the guy who does sit-ups
>the guy who just slowly runs for cardio, instead of liss or hiit
>the guy who uses the squat rack for bench pressing
>the guy who thinks he's a dj and plays his shitty electronic music
>>that guy who takes plates off your rack when you're mid set
It's not that bad, is it?
they try to show off their wealth... it might work with chicks if they are retarded, it just seems wasteful when all you need are old clothes and a couple of good running shoes.
be fucking polite and mindful with the people around you you fucking degenerate, if you smell so bad that you can notice it it's guaranteed that everyone else smells it and can pinpoint it to your nasty ass. Just grab a quick 1 min shower, soap up armpits dick and ass and thats fucking it, people will suddenly not fucking hate being around you.
>that guy who stares at the floor for five minutes between sets
>while fucking with his phone
>then takes another minute to put his belt on, loosen up a bit, and get under the bar
>and looks like he's about to pass out with his veins popping out and eyes pointed at the ceiling
>squatting almost 3pl8 and struggling like he would kill god just to bust a plateau
it me. i wanna git swol desu
>that guy who walks past the punching bag and punches it his hardest one time, and keeps walking
>claims to be tolerant
>makes a thread about some guy walking barefoot
Beta fucking faggot.
>comes into a thread about "that guy"
>posts about themselves
you are all unironically that guy
y-you too?
Yeah that's why I posted about me :)
>guy walks in with pack of cards
>walks up to bench
>shuffles and cuts the dekc, takes top card off and throws it on the bench
>8 of hearts
>does 8 reps
>throws another card
>3 of spades
>does 3 reps
>does this his entire workout
>that guy who uses the squat rack for an hour to do shitty 2 plate squats with 5 minute breaks looking absolutely autistic
we all hate you
>tfw that used to be me
>tfw it still is me
>that guy who complains about seeing naked men in the locker room
>that guy who eats during slow steady state cardio
im talking tupperwears of rice and meat, bananas, oats, and mandarins
that hurt. I was doing 3 sets of ten, i'm sorry i offend you with my presence.
>that 14 year old special needs kid that comes in, makes "uuuuhhh ahhh duuuuh" noises, runs up and down the cardio aisle with glee, and only does lat pulldowns
I'm just happy he's having fun desu, and he's not bothering anyone. Go on lad, get those joocy lats ^.^
>that guy
>not larping as a supervillain with a consistent theme at the gym
Not gonna make it
That's great
Works tho
Yeah I take it for like 20 minutes, but I figure we have 2 other squat racks and if I don't mind asking to work in other shouldn't mind asking me to work in. Changing out the weights just gives me something do in between sets.
>that shredded guy but was natty and would scream goddamnit his entire workout then one day he said his wife was going to give him a haircut and he stopped coming to the gym
>doing lat pull downs instead of weight pull-ups
wow he IS special needs
>that guy who is tiny but still checks himself out in the mirror as though he's huge and makes gay little faces at himself
i want to hit the stupid cunt
>that guy who randomly punches the heavy bag as hard as he can while walking past it
that's interesting
Stop me bitch, that rack is now mine
>that guy who hasn't progressed beyond 1.5pl8 squat, 1.5pl8 bench and 3pl8 deadlift in over 2 years
It me
If you're deadlifting 3pl8 you have to at least be able to squat 2pl8 for 1. Try it today, it's not that hard.
True i guess i havent even tried. Thanks bro
>that guy who starts doing handstands in the middle of the gym
Why?
>that fat fuck who uses the bicycle for an hour and then leaves
>One plate
For one or for sets? You shouldn't test your max weight out that much and working sets of 8-12 would put you pretty close to being able to do two plate. I think something like 15 reps at 150 equals a one rep max of 225
Too real. I live and die inside the squat rack.
>THAT guy who notices only blacks lift with black and only asians lift with asians
>that one fucking black that walks around getting his stink and ash on everything he touches but he still thinks he's hot shit because he went to see Black Panther a couple weeks ago
I do this but my squats go up from 3 plates. 2 plate is the warm up set.
>all of the fucking dot indians that spend an hour doing rows in the squat rack and then the rack smells like fucking curry
The British had the right idea.
>9gag watermark
you should always stretch before anything
>2 years
Christ man. Start eating and begin a proper program