>at my brothers st Patrick's day party
> brother gives me pot brownie
> inebriated for 4 hours unable to socialize
> super hot chick I would've talked goes for dyel Manlet and I miss my chance
Story of my life.. missed a big chance with a gorgeous girl 12 years younger than me.. because the stupid fucking pot brownie I should've never eaten fml.
>pic high test girl I was banging until I acted like a bitch boy
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Why on earth do you think she would have thrown you that pus
>that 30 year old guy who still tries to fuck 18 year olds
She was eyeing me hardcore.. I acted like such a bitch
hey I'm 33 and I'm pretty sure she was like 20 or 21 lol
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dont do that shit bro you know that weed lowers test as well, you should recomp and hit the gym and get shredded you will have better opportunities the more mentally shredded you are you know as well as the body
I smoke daily to relieve mental health issues and you were a bitch for not walking up to her. Weed doesn't make you asocial you're just a 33 year old autistic man who browses Veeky Forums. Begone.
smoking weed is different from edibles moron
also nobody over 14 says "she was eyeing me hardcore" you're either stuck in a temporal paradox thinking you're 14 still doing squats in the curl rack or you got some serious issues, mate.
>has to smoke drugs to relieve mental weakness
See? No it's really isn't. You're just a bit higher, for longer. No big deal. You pussied out. Go get em next time.
weeddddd toooooo cureeeeeee mentallllll weaknesssssss oh lawddddd
>smoke weed to relieve mental health issues
You're a fucking mongtard 'm80'
ok, I'll quit being a little bitch and stop, jeez. Who knew Veeky Forums was that last bit of motivation I need.
It's a different kind of high, edibles can just make you retarded for a few hours sometimes, you just get really slow and have trouble actually saying words properly
Dude my eyes were cashed and I looked like a downs.. I could barely talk even to my brother in law let alone a young chick I'd never met before Just fml... they were super fucking strong too.. I've had edibles before and these were 10x as powerful
Don't be ignorant user. No judgement can be made until we know the dose of the edible. For example, anything 100mg+ is a pretty different experience compared to smoking it. Also, when you eat weed, you create a new compound in your liver called 11-Hydroxy-THC, which is the main metabolite of THC. This new compound is ~5x more psychoactive than THC ingested through smoking or vaping. So there are plenty of variables you ought to consider.
I zombify for like 30min and that's it. After that I'm good. I've been a complete zombie for 4h before, but from 1 edible never. That shit usually happens when I'm being a dickshit and eat multiple at once and when they hit me I just die.
The dose makes the poison.
sauce?
truth
my guy, I am sorry. Seems like you got fucked. Edibles are okay still, but I only eat em if I know the amount of THC in them. I've seen way too many people get fucked up to a point beyond repair and I'm never ever testing my luck. Better luck next time and please if you do anything THC related, just smoke/vape. That way you can kinda portion control so you don't get obliterated beyond the no-go zone.
It was a chick i was banging.. she was a great fuck.. like fucking a porn star.. she wanted me to fuck her in the ass and I don't do that shit so we kinda stopped talking
And? Missing a fuck with some broad. Big deal- NOT! Next time stay home and enjoy that edible with some nice music while ignoring the rat race that is casual sex. If you didn't care what some bipedal vagina and ass with tits, you wouldn't feel the shitty feeling you feel now. Get over it my man.
Drugs affect people differently.
Wait you wouldn’t ass fuck her?
No I prefer the vagina...
OP is probably like 24 and the manlet she left him for was someone her own age
OP already stated he is 33
>taking edibles at a social event
ya dun goofed OP
This.
Well you talk like you're 12 and your brother "gave you a pot brownie". Control what goes in your mouth and stop letting your brother make your decisions for you by trying to be cool trash bag.
This is either some sort of urban (white but white trash or Italisn or something) East Coast or Southern Cal guy who's very stupid and works and blue collar job, don't be mean user
Jfc you really can't stop yourself can speak like a man. YOU'RE 33 get a vocabulary.
Also her face is like Emperor Palpatine
Still old as fuck. I'm 23 and I feel old. It doesn't feel the same as teen years, everything was much easier when I was 18. Becoming 25 sound scary. How can you old fucks even live?
i can't get over "she was eyeing me hardcore" tho. If someone looks at you that's not a social cue to fuck them...
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>feel old
it's a state of mind and a weak one at that, just feel powerful and prime, through your whole life and stop worrying about age you fool
don't do pot at a party user lol
Wow, it's almost like anything in excess isn't good for your health. Didn't know.
The science looks sound. However most of that shit is for couch potatoes. Someone with a healthy state of mind, Veeky Forums body, great social skills, and an above average IQ is going to be fine with moderate cannabis use.
you never had a chance, she thinks ur a creep lol
This.
>that 30 year old guy who fucks 30 year old women
>that 18 year old that fucks 30 year olds
Based
Why do girl threads get to be spammed on Veeky Forums but my thread was deleted for being off topic?
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fuck weed and other drugs
>being this much of a pushover.
I’m that 24 year old guy fucking 30-35 y/o women. Shit is cash mate, I’m not looking to get married and they’re much better sex than younger girls. Busted my first nut off a BJ from a 33 y/o milf, haven’t looked back since
>that
>super hot
Lmao, fucking Americans.
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No, they aren’t.
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do any of the articles consider vaping where you aren't getting like 99% of the carcinogens?
This.
18 year olds are easiest to fuck. The hardest thing is actually finding and belonging to social circles that has 18 years old while actually being 30.
'Mental health issues' is meme, you smoke because you are a loser.
I think I lucked out on that one
Truth. I would nail the shit out of 18-22 year olds given the chance - but I just have better shit to do than be in a position where I would run into them.
How are they the easiest? Explain
Keep telling yourself that
If you legitimately think that people on Veeky Forums possess above-average IQs and only "moderately" consume anything, you are delusional
Cringe
this, it's almost impossible to be hanging out with one unless you're working at mcdonalds or at a young party
>How can you old fucks even live?
By fucking 18-20 year olds. Half my matches are this age for some reason
>I'm 23 and I feel old.
you're still a baby, i'm almost 30 and I still don't feel old
much like the rest of the bloody world
haha, you said it best user. Fucking lol at copelets rationalizing their junkie behavior.
yes, it is u autist virgin...
> weed affects everyone the same
it could be she was just thinking "who is this old fucker creepily staring at me with a shit eating grin on his face, oh there's chad. gonna go fuck him again and hopefully he puts it in my ass when I ask and doesn't bitch out"
Weed does nothing to t levels. I would get cooked and eat a shit load of food and hit a juicy bench max the next day every time. 285@160
>live in a touristic zone, island full of english tourists
>nightclubs everywhere
>weed is legal
>everyone smokes everyday, people get shitfaced on every party, cocaine, mdma, ecstasy, codeine, xanax
>have loads of friends, get invited to parties every friday and saturday
>weed lowers testosterone and makes you an unmotivated fuck
>alcohol ruins gains and makes you a stupid aggressive fuck
>cocaine just fucking kills you
>MDMA and ecstasy suck energy out of you and lower your seratonine/dopamine
>codeine is just gay
>xanax turns you into a zombie
What the fuck am I supposed to do bros, I can't meet anyone without them smoking/drinking/taking something.
If i had enough money i'd move out
>If you legitimately think that people on Veeky Forums possess above-average IQs and only "moderately" consume anything, you are delusional
You're projecting hard.
Retard
Feel that man had the hottest QT on St. Pats all over my D we were making out just kept pushing off finding a place to fuck til her friends took her away
Wait so you’re like, 30 years old going to college parties? Dude you have way bigger issues
Weed doesn't actually lower testosterone though that study was debunked, hang on let me find source.
DUDE WEED LMAO
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It seems like the jury is out. I've seen studies that show that it drops T and studies that show no affect. It would seem that smoking on the weekend is not going to be harmful to your T levels in any significant way. Honestly though, all those other drugs will tank your T pretty fucking hard.
Moderate yourself and you should be fine. Most people on Veeky Forums have no understanding of what MODERATION is, you don't have to go all or nothing with every aspect of your life if you can control yourself. Just politely decline if offered drugs and let yourself smoke weed/ have a drink infrequently.
Weed is super-dangerous for autists, it is the asocial drug par excellence.
Amphetamines are god-tier. IF YOU DON'T DRINK IT REGULARLY BUT ONLY ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS coffee is close to as good. Broke /NoCaff/ yesterday and felt savage.
(I suppose the same thing happens with Adderall etc., don't get dependence bois, and remember, ADHD is a meme and chemical dependence is not.)
Haha, just imagine yourself thinking like that, jesus fucking christ