How do you respond Veeky Forums?

>"so user you've been doing this... "Starting Strenght" for 8 months now? Can you show me your abs?"

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>Sure
>And it's not Starting Strength, that's Gary Soyboy. I've been doing PPL

“sure right after you deadlift 4 pl8 for reps, yeah didn’t think so bitch”

>he doesn't do r/bodyweightfitness recommended routine

>he visits reddit

Go back

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No can do babe, too busy being awesome right now.

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This is now a high test thread POST EM

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first show me your dick

Go away nigger.

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poop truck just arrive

Why do you keep posting that as if that means anything?

After you, madam.

There's room for everybody on the test train, friend!

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It's called a vacuum truck.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_truck

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>Subsaharan IQ detected

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I'm ashamed for actually laughing at this

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no pecs

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>Iceland is a butt country

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Because he has pectus.

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>iceland prefers butt

Because who would want to look at this while they fuck.

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goddam she got some tig ol bitties

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THOTS
ITS
BIG
NIGGA
SEASON
IM NOT TRYNA FIT THRU DOORS
IM NOT TRYNA TURN ON WHORES

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half of every icelander has committed incest, no fucking surprise there.

id flex a ‘cep and say something along the lines of

“hows this for a start”

Classic

If you've actually been doing Starting Strength for eight months, you've been doing it wrong, or you're some kind of prodigy with really incredible fucking lifts.

It's a BEGINNER PROGRAM and most people will be on it less than 3-5 months before they move on.

Eight months is 35 weeks or 105 squatting sessions. Starting with a hard set of 5 (NOT with the BAR) means that you added 525lbs to your first squat 3x5? OK assume having to deload thrice and build up each time over a week, that's 9 fewer adds so that's only adding 480lbs to your first session. OK assume spending the last two months on the "advanced novice" and only adding on Mondays and Fridays then that's 8 fewer adds and only adding 440lbs to your first squat session.

SS haters BTFO.

>Being this autistic

>doing SS for 8 months
Your own fault