What's the best method to clean your dick?

water? lol you mean that shit in the toilet? dont bullshit me mate

I just poke mine into a Fleshlight filled with soapy water every morning

>not being cut
lmao, enjoy herpes

A gun

>tfw phimosis and fused frenulum
>have never seen past the head of my dick

Man I pulled back the foreskin for the first time a few months ago. I'm 27yo. I can't even tell you. It was nasty as shit. Seriously one of the grossest things I have witnessed. It's all cleaned up now. But there's like a shaddow around the top of the glans. From a lifetime of it not being pulled back any further. I hope the shadow fades with time.

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Sink wash when you go to the bathroom (make sure door is locked) pat dry with paper towels NOT toilet paper. Obviously shower too.

>his parents fell for the mutilation meme

Pull the forskin back when you shower.

God tier bait. Good job lad.
This will get at least 15 (you)s

>being a europoor

jack of HARD in the shower (wont work flaccid, the smegma just smears). The hard wanking w/ friction balls up the smegma and then you just rinse is off. Then Once over with soap, bon appetit

I think you mean
>Not being an arab, nigger or burger

Kek

circumcision is the only way to ensure dick hygeine

Soap and water exist but sure it's probably better to just cut a part of your penis off.

Didn't your parent teach you to pull foreskin back while showering? Or how did you fap without pulling it back?

The Nr 1 reason women get urinary tract infections is because men don't wash their goddamn penises. Gynechologists will confirm this. You all are goddamn nasty.

What a fantastic life hack.

Soap and warm water

Cutting your legs off is the only way to ensure foot hygiene.

scrub with soap and water like the rest of your body how else would you clean it

Don't use soap on it, soap will dry out the mucous membrane and cause damage

Just pull it back, put it in the water and run around with your thumb

If you're American you can use the tears of jewdicks

cutting off the foreskin
an ounce of cure is better than a pound of prevention.
actually having no dick at all would require zero amounts of cleaning desu

>nigger or burger
no need to repeat yourself user

Just stick your dick in a toilet, flush and let the raging waves of poseidon's whirlpool clean your love-whip mate. Works only for long dicks tho.

My parents never discussed with me anything of the sort. No way are they going to talk about my cock. I didn't realize I should have been cleaning underneath the foreskin all these years. They don't mention this anywhere else. It's just presumed you know it. Friends don't casually discuss it. Sex ed in school don't mention it.

I've got problems as well with not being able to have the foreskin pulled back with an erection. I have to jerk off with it in neutral position so to speak. But that's a separate issue.

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maybe in 500 AD

I usually get your mom to suck it clean

>Man I pulled back the foreskin for the first time a few months ago. I'm 27yo.

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really? i would never reply to that pleb bait

this is pretty high tier bait, but..but...but, i dont have a long wizard sleeve, my foreskin covers maybe half of my head, ive never had smegma my whole life, i dont even understand it

Holy shit this until i actually had sex

Technically i was a virgin before that becsuse of my phis dick it was painful to enter

T. Keklesteinberg

Hello rabbi

I don't have the foreskin fully pulled back either when jerking off, I think it's pretty normal

>I'm 27yo

what the fuck man. I remember the first time i pulled my foreskin back i dont remember how old i was but very young. I legitemately thought i broke my dick at first kek

Well I had no reason to think it had to be pulled back. I can piss and jerk off fine without it. I didn't suspect anything was odd. Although I remember one time I woke up with morning wood and it was pulled back and I almost had a panic attack because I was fearful I broke my cock.

It's like the skin surrounding your eye. You never think you have to unroll that skin. Yoh just avoid that whole area. Things are working already and that's a delicate area don't touch it.

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>Well I had no reason to think it had to be pulled back. I can piss and jerk off fine without it

Yeah thats what i thought too when i was like 11. I mean im sure youve watched porn or something and seen these weird mushroom dicks and you never wondered why their dicks look like that?

I'm not looking at the dude's package in porn videos. And when it's shoved in my face like say on Veeky Forums I justify any difference with circumcision or some other cultural practice. If I had inspected it a little bit and thought about it it would have dawned on me.

So I'll be sure to not presume everyone is on the same page of understand with these primal things. I wished I had known 15 years ago. Now I have to work on correcting the tight foreskin and disappearing that shadow.

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>Now I have to work on correcting the tight foreskin and disappearing that shadow

stretch it in a hot shower and shit eventually it will loosen mine was tight too it even cut a little bit a few times behind the dick when i was fapping too hard when i was young.

use cold water instead. warm water dries out your skin easier.

Oh man. I don't like the word cutting and dick being used in the same sentence. But thank you for the advice. Peace dude.

Yea I pulled the foreskin back too hard and got a little cut on the frenulum i think its called but i was being retarded.

pics bro, sounds funny, like a tan line

Not even lying or anything, but I stopped having any smegma at all after about 20. Not a trace and haven't seen it for years now

What freaks me out is the foreskin gets real thin and partially transparent when it's pulled back during an erection. It's like it's going to tear. And imagine if it did. Jesus Fucking Christ. I dread going to the ER with a torn foreskin. Hanging off like a plastic bag ripped in half.

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nah its not gonna rip. Its mostly just the frenulum thing in the back. I might have even had scar tissue over there because i remember my foreskin getting caught on the zipper on my pants kek

I'd deliver a picture but it's not that visible at the moment since I've just washed my cock. It's close to the bottom ridge of the glans. Like a dark band running around.

Foreskin is gross.
Change my mind

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OK bro, actually I think that's pretty normal and probably unrelated

youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

go suck one

fucking have a shower and use soap you filthy cunt its not that hard

it's very nice. it's like having a little warm sock around your pee pee that you can do magic tricks with. sorry that you got jewed.

It looks pretty ugly all right. I say that as someone uncut. But that's how it is.

yeah my dad helped me wash my penis the first time we had penis inspection day and i still have that. probably some ethnic shit since my glans is a weird fucking purple colour.

>being jewslave material
lmao

your dad still washes my penis

kek, I always just stayed at home on penis inspection day, although it has a different name in my country

It doesnt look bad when its normal.
If it looks like that pic then im sure you medically need to cut it.

I dip my pens in the toilet while I'm taking a shot. It's the only true alpha way to do it.

Penis Inspection Day. I might just be dense. But you are joking, right?

This is true. But i'd rather have an ugly penis than a mutilated one. Besides, you can always pull it back a bit.

You dip you pencils in the toilet while you get drunk?

I dip my penis in the toilet while I'm taking a shit. It's the only true alpha way to do it.

My dick looks like this, do I need to get cut?

if youre a good goy cuck then yes. Give Shekelstein your foreskin

sort of hijacking this thread, ive always had tight foreskin when I'm erect. if its flaccid i can pull it back without any problems at all but when I get erect it will only reach about 1/3 of the head before it gets to painful. I only recently retracted my foreskin all the way for the first time in my life because of all the threads ive been seeing on fit about this. I expected nasty ammounts of smegma but I found nothing at all. What does this mean?

Mine used to look like that as well but I stretched the opening daily and now it looks normal

It means you had decent hygeine. The tight dick skin is just unfortunate. I had minor phimosis as well and slowly jacking it while making sure to stretch it as much as possible has fixed it though.

Dunno. I wash my dick every time i pee.

You won't believe me, but that guy told me to use water on plants. What the fuck man.

>I pulled back the foreskin for the first time a few months ago. I'm 27yo.

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you are one dumb fucker user; in the age of the internet, with all this graphic porn everywhere, and so much info on basic subjects like anatomy, you never realized that foreskin is meant to be pulled. Fuck you're stupid

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I can´t tell if this is a jew or just a burger.

good goy

That's essentially my situation as well. Requesting advice on this.

I wouldn't dog him too much. I didn't even know I was circumcised until I was 22 years old.

Thanks for the laugh user, this website isn't good enough for you

No, not the shit, the other stuff.

Stick it in a virgin

Carboxylic acid

>It's like the skin surrounding your eye. You never think you have to unroll that skin.
>Current year
>Not unrolling your eyes

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Yeh. First time is the best

Use natural soap or at least antibacterial, never perfumed
Scrub the hair
Polish the balls
Grip dick and scrub from tip base
Take a deep breath then wash the mushroom tip.
Try to ignore the weaknees and feeling that comes from rubbing the bare glans
Wash off all of the soap
Give it a good sniff
Do your dick stretches
Up Down Left Right Up to chest down between legs
Clockwise
Counter clockwise
Shake it and slap it on your leg
Dry your junk
Remember to apply coconut oil to your mushroom tip. It's anti bacterial and keeps it safe and moist.

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pee in your foreskin when you're in the shower
pinch it so it inflates like a balloon and release
then clean with warm water

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