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>He's confident, secure and has a sense of humor.
Trust me, it's not genuine. It's a shield.

Based Paulo

these kek

People who comment on random social media posts for any other reason then to tag friends are usually retarded op

>I-I don't even want perfectly shaped men. Me being ugly has nothing to do with it! #dadbod #mennotboys
Lmao cope harder

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We're hitting COPE levels that shouldn't even be possible.

middle is how I picture most of /plg/

Most of the women aren't actually attractive, so their opinions don't really count because C O P E. In person, I doubt they'd have the same views. Chad can just act fun and immediately cuck the fat "fun guy".

No, it's true, they would rather pick the chubby guy. What they don't realize though, is that that has nothing to do with beer body but with the fact that he is the only white one in the picture.

Facebook signalling.
When they’re actually there they’re slobbering for left and right.

This is pure virtue signalling.

all those girls in the comments are the kind of sluts who suck stripper dicks

>call the other two guys douchebags because they're not fat
sourgrapes.screenshot

They're coping dude they can't handle the fact that the fit dudes are out of their league so they say they'd rather have the middle guy, "he's better than those other two anyway"

These are the same women preaching "meat for the men, bones for the dogs".

Kek

You mean drunk. The guy in the middle is drunk.

Right>mid>left

>fox
>grapes
Checks out

No, he's just the typical fat fuck/loser who's using self depreciation as a cope.
He's confident in his social strategy, not himself.

Also those two other guys are absolute flamers. Like holy shit do they like the dick.

It's the equivalent of men going to a stripclub and watching to 5/10 lipstick lesbos makeout and fingerbang each other on stage.

well, im not a woman, but here's my two cents. the guys on the sides are colossal faggots. i cant seem to find anything about them that i would consider masculine. they're barbie dolls. i cant imagine a woman being attracted to a man that behaves like another woman

>sourgrapes.screenshot
Nah, i bet almost all women at some point suck dick from such men. So they are speaking from experience, but douche - mean not good provider who can find another women pretty easily.

>Oh really ? That's a shame, Chad on the right told me you were cute and wanted to see you again. Oh bummer.

Then watch the cunt backpedal

>all this insecurity
truly pathetic

It's almost like Veeky Forums.
>see very attractive grill
>find one minor flaw (maybe color of skin)
>wouldnotbang.png

To be fair the two on the sides are the equivalent of blonde busty whores only good for fucking not much else

wat do?

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Those niggas are gay as fuck.

>be me
>get bullied at school so i decide to start lifting
>get a nice body after years of training
>my gym bro who tells me to get a job with him at some club where they look for big guys to go shirtless
>its good money and I need it to pay for my mom's treatment
>when im not working i volunteer helping children who have been abused
>one day there is a really drunk guy
>hes half naked
>hes annoying every woman in the club
>he tries to get his hand under some girl skirt
>go to him and try to make him leave without making a scene
>smile and tell him to come with me to the vip area (aka the street) and he's so drunk that he follows me
>someone snaps a pic, we smile so he doesnt realize we are not being friendly towards him
>go back home and check facebook
>see this

bloatmaxx theory confirmed

"Fat girls prefer fat men due to auto rejection"

-OP, 2018

>Women prefer a heterosexual fat loser over two steroid addled obvious homosexuals

Ssm Hyde is the type of guy theyd say they want over the two guys in OP because he's "more fun" than those two "douchebags". Meanwhile hes an abusive fuck that goes around breaking 16 year olds noses ans they're probably mentally healthy atleast.

wtf? for real?
i've noticed fat guys are always so outgoing, is it the outgoingness makes em fat or they're outgoing because they're fat?

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>When you finally realize that all women care about is skin color and every female that didnt grow up poor prefers whiter men over tanned/colored.

THOSE NIGGAS LOOK GAY!
It's not about skin tone here.
They look like they walked in from a gay porn shoot.

"Guy in the middle would know how to have a laugh and Also would Easily drop the pretty boys!!!"

Is this person implying that that fat guy would be able to kick the other guys asses?

Kinda like when they tell fat people "you're so beautiful"

dead

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Sometimes i dont know if they mean it when they say then want a guy with a belly or if theyre bullshitting.
A few months back i was in trade school or whatever the fuck you wanna call it and it was a medical line with mostly women and a few guys. I worked out back then aswell but i hadnt given a fuck about calories so i had a belly and i decided to do something about it and i was met with a class full of women complaining that i should stop cus real men have bellies.
What the fuck

It's true. I'm naturally strong bear mode and women flock to me. Been with at least 200 women. The lean ripped and roided men look like homos and twinks that women despise unless they're closet lesbians

Post more pics like this pls

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Varg was right

>. The lean ripped and roided men look like homos and twinks that women despise unless they're closet lesbians

Normal guys who work out and try to keep low bodyfat? No
Guys who look like every other gay dude in a pride parade?
Yeah.

how the fuck did the women study these guys personalities just fromtbe pic? this is ultimate cope i swear, imagine dissing a hoy girl in a pic saying she has shitty personality where you in fact know NOTHING about her

nothing brings more joy to my heart than ugly people coping.

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>Veeky Forums btfo YET AGAIN

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faspbp. Hourly reminder for all newfags: if you want to understand women, completely disregard their words and just observe their actions

Don't listen to what they say. See how they act.

>fat women and batas prefer the dadbod

Shocking.

/thread

>color of skin
>minor

These guys gets it!

What woman say they want =/= What women actually want.

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C O P E

They'd pick middle to date because if they're the more attractive one then they don't have to worry about him cheating.on them. If he goes to a bar with friends, he isn't bringing home a one night stand. If either of the other two went to a bar with friends, they pretty much have their pick of the crowd.

You're not out of anyone's league with an attitude like that. brah. You don't need to be swole to be healthy or attractive, but you can be both and a perma-virgin.

Intuition and confidence is 60% of the game.

LOL at the gymcel coping in this thread

projecting much? None of that can be inferred from the picture.
kek

babbys first shit test

>actually believing what women say

When will you learn?

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They aren't really lying here, to be fair. They'd date and probably marry the middle guy first. Women date down so they can have power. But given the choice of who to fuck for a one night stand or FWB, it's gonna be right or left for every one of them.

The obvious gay guys?

How are they gay?

im done with lifting....
from now on ill diret my energies towards a dadbod

Because it's too much work for them anyway. It's easier to just sit in your chair eating sweets, and posting about fat acceptance, and fat shaming. It's the type of people who cannot muster up the willpower and discipline to follow a diet and a training routine.

>behaves like another woman
Not a gif, not a webm, a still photo, but I can fully extrapolate their behaviour from it

COPE
O
P
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Fun isn't something one considers when reading a cope thread.
But this, does put a smile on my face.

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Guy on the right is definitely gay. Guy on the left pobably is. Their faces are too happy and manicured.

Not necessarily. Gayer looking men in their job are straight as an arrow. Zyzz stripped too, looked way gayer, and wasn't for example.

They're on their job getting payed to walk around manicured with happy faces on.

Kekd

Too well put together
The hair
The overly happy feminine smile
The puffy muscular look that's all about fluffy muscle mass
The pose
The tat on the left guy is a total feminine ornament and not any kind of a statement.
They just give off the "Do not make eye contact, do not end up alone with them, they'll try to go for the dick" danger signal.

I believe this as much as I believe the fit Instathots that swear they eat pizza and drink booze all day.

The reaction images really do make or break a post.

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My favorite is the guy at the bottom claiming he could easily drop the pretty boys. Lmao. Now that's some cope right there.

they don't look like they are on steroids

>They'd date and probably marry the middle guy first.
My nigga. With all due, respect, you understand nothing. If given a choice, with all other variables being equal (including the man's attraction to her), even the most depressed fatty will pick a Veeky Forums guy over a fat beta every single time.

it's true that having a gut makes able to punch much harder, but I doubt that guy is any good in a fight

No, the biggest factor is how much money they make and how big is the difference

>they don't look like they are on steroids

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If you're fighting a skeleton. That fat guy is leagues below those dudes in strength level.

>what is virtue signaling

Cope harder

Why are they shitting all over those two strippers? They're just standing there smiling, probably at the middle guy's request too.

>trusting what women say in public
>2018

jesus save me

notice the DPs of the commentors
ugly britbong women or incel tier men

>trusting women
You should have stopped at that.