tfw you buy an escorts with your massive crypto gains but you cant cum cause you have been deathgrip fapping for 23...

I've been there boy my dick got flacid after a while i got sleepy just wanted to go home and play vidya sex is overrated

basically what happend, i don't understand, i am rich now why isn't life great

because pussy is trite and dwarf fortress is superior

the only cool part is the moneyshot

You didn't listen to that user telling you to do your kegels.

what's kegels?

if you look in the mirror and say kegels three times you'll find out

how much crypto gains are we talking about

Lmfao, my sides. A fucking 1000$? Ahahaha, next time give that money to me so it's not wasted on a mouth breathing drooling retard like yourself.

Tell me if I should buy an Xbox One X or a PS4 Pro

btw u need to jelq and kegel. research it and thank me later

I'd rather get my money worth and take 30 mins - 1 hour to cum than cumming in 5 mins. Wtf are you talking about OP

An exercise where you strengthen your pelvic floor and it helps maintain erections and have control over your orgasms.

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You are a wild animal designed by nature or god
To fall in love
It isn't the fapping user
(which you should stop for motivational reasons)
You just arn't an inbred degenerate kike.

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5110647/First-evidence-human-love-related-reproductive-success.html

Find a real girl user
build a family
make babies
It is what you are designed for.

high 7 figures, lucked out because i am self-taught programmer and got super into bitcoin and then ethereum, even wrote my own coin (one with a blockchain not just a shitty token) and everything

that feel

Get a wii u , zelda n smash bros is pretty fun

kek

Lmfao

> first time
> an escort
are we in middle ages user?

I had the same issue bro, get a fleshlight for practice. Also just go get a handjob from the korean girls until your used to strangers playing with your dick

I fap against the floor. If I use my hand I can't make it work. I'm fucked?

>try anal

Some of us are socially inept, not knocking OP as I am as well.

First off stop jacking off on a daily basis and your dick will start getting sensitive again.

Second tip:
If you are in that situation then have her get on her knees and lick your balls until you jack off into her mouth.

That feel even with great gains I still don't want to spend any of it. I just want to horde. No whores will take my crypto rrreeee.

can we trade places? I literally cum in 2 strokes.

Dumbass. You do realize you have your pick of the litter for 50 euros at an FKK?

>Dailymail

You fucking polacks I swear. Be a hedonist if you wish OP, unless of course this atavistic cookie cutter bullshit is your thing, just don't throw your money again so irresponsibly. Congrats on the success.

>get girlfriend
>she is 8/10 body, 5/10 face
>beautiful innie pussy
>she is loose as fuck, i mean sausage down a hallway loose
>break up because not enjoying sex is literally making me hate her
>get new gf
>meh body, meh face
>stick it in
>tight, wet and hot pussy
>be together for 3 years, getting married next july

Do hoes generally charge extra for kinky shit like buttsex or threesomes?

Do they make you use rubbers?

good choice, loose women are more likely to divorce you too.