How can i thicken my hand

大家好!!!

My hands are thin. What exercise will give me thick hands? I dont want callouses

谢谢你们。。。

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I didn't know chinese anons posted on this board.
anyway thick hands only come with years and years of lifting. And I don't think you can avoid callouses unless you wear gloves.
callouses are manly though why do you want to avoid them?

>I don't want callouses
You have 3 options, the first 2 of which disgust me
*Become a trap already you fucking faggot, but don't get thick hands
*eat like a feminist and become a fatass with tubby lard fingers
*Grab a barbell and fucking lift weight you pussy, maybe it can boost your testosterone and you won't be such a raging faggot

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Use them and they will get bigger

>t.ayyy lmao

You fucking chingchong, pick up a guitar or piano and use those fingers for something useless besides fingering ur butt

Do you have marfan's syndrome?

I am Australian now.

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lmao that makes perfect sense actually

what's your dick like?

Explain

it’s 你們

no help for you commie boy

Traditional chinese?
I pity you.

many asian come to australia

Oh?

when was the last time you have been to Guangzhou (a city in China) ?

October 2017

did you manage to get some local girls?

Not really. I hung out with this one girl twice and that was it

Use your advanced alien technology space man.

>I dont want callouses
You have 2 options my friend

1) buy gloves of the colour you like, then go and choose a purse with matching colour. This option also involves sucking dick every day but that is a discussion for later

2) stop being a bitch

there is literally nothing wrong with callouses unless you are scared of scratching your boyfriends dick when you are giving him a handjob.

Random skeleton here

6.1inch but the width is only 1.5 inch
Skeleton is done for

yeah you're gonna have to get callouses, they're not as bad as you think they are honestly

Im scared of scratching my boyfriends dick when im are giving him a handjob.

ayy lmao

Teach me how to get thick hands you stupid fucking mutt 56%ers

>get Australian passport
>immediately start shitposting

Smash it with a hammer a couple of times.

Got the passport long ago. Been shitposting for while

Smash them in a car door. Get a job massaging fat people. Take growth hormone.

Stfu 56%er. Shoo shoo, Im reading one of my old shitposts on the archive and its giving me a good laugh

Grip exercises, and really lifting in general. Look at anyone's hands that works with hand tools for a living, they all have fucking sausage fingers.
It looks like it, I don't know how common that is in Asians though. Every case study I've seen has been some white person.

I have them but they're too easy.
Where can i buy stronger ones?

Cheapest option is a bag of sand. Work the sand in your hands. Make fists squeezing the sand. Slap your open hands into the top of the sand. Chop the sand. This will toughen up your hands. You'll want to do this for hundreds of repetitions each day until you're satisfied. Can eventually work your way up to river rocks. Also, deadlift.

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Lel the gooks hands is abt as thin as mine. Fuck his meme sand exercise

Keksimus maximus

If you are Chinese,don't you know about Iron palm training and Dit Da Jow?

Ayy lmao

I mean, you COULD do grip isolation, but it's probably unnessesary. Captains of Crush make some decent ones. I was referring to exercising that challenge your grip ability, such as deadlifts and bent over rows. But nearly every free weight movement challenges your grip to a degree. Hell even pull ups do. Just lift a lot, and you'll probably have your hands thicken up.

is this a shitpost or are you actually the original Guangzhou user.

Mirin that jaw

No, but we know what it is like to be the most powerful country for several millennias

Yeah yeah we get it. China numbah wan. But what are you gonna do about those salad fingers of yours?

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Kek

WHAT THE FUCK, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FULL

REEE

Getting CHINKED is a lot better than getting FLIPPED OR INDONESIANED

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Worry about your own declining nation buddy

You're prob not even of North Western European.

Fuck outta here immigrant

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Pick up metal bar and put it down
T. Chinaman

Also your pointer finger is way longer than your ring finger is

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You call yourself a chinese?
I call you a white washed banana

kek
fuck off

>Index finger longer than ring finger.

user...

>fell for the diagonal illusion

It means you are much more likely to be a cuck.

>newfags will fall for this meme