COOLSCULPTING

is this the way of the future my bros?

can we really just freeze our fat off? why cut when i can just freeze myself

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Retard meme shit for people who don't want to work

normal person
>i heard about extreme cold improving fat motility

fat person
>FREEZE THE FAT OFF

Actually, it works. I've dropped 2% bodyfat from 11% to 9% with two weeks of coolsculpting.

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Are you talking about Socialism?

please go back to /pol/
stop injecting politics into something that literally has nothing to do with it. what's wrong with you?

What the fuck this shit is actually FDA cleared. Its not a meme.

THIS.

I am so fucking tired of these toxic straight white males on fit. When they're not talking shit about the best system in the world they're literally making /fph/ threads to feel better about their kids being gay or trans.

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please stop posting. please just get politics off of Veeky Forums. it has nothing to do with this thread and nothing to do with this board. i dont care what you have to say.

angry straight white male detected.

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you could choose to ignore it

>is this the way of the future my bros?
Yes.
>can we really just freeze our fat off?
Yes.
>why cut when i can just freeze myself
You still have to cut. Extreme cold is effective at boosting your metabolism to maintain body heat, not at magically disposing of anything you put in your mouth.

see:

Socialists fuck off. Calling socialism retarded is not political, it's common sense.

pics

They're paying for it with money, they earned the money by working, this is capitalism

The amount of time you spend in this thing burning off kcals, you could just spend on a treadmill and burn the same kcals while actually building some muscle and improving your cardio vascularity..

Fats are absolutely ridiculous

see:

can't die of a heart attack if you get killed in a drive by

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>while actually building some muscle
Not him but why would you want this?
Skele mode is cuter

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oh i understand now
you must be confused
FYI: this is Veeky Forums actually, we're already there

black men have a 100 per cent higher risk of being a fucking nigger

You're a real life pussy

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Wait wrong guy, but fuck u too

You aren't building that muscle mass running, just getting "toned" which is what women want anyways. Cardiobunny is where it is at.

>it's a /pol/locks get triggered over....something episode

lmao you snowflakes need to relax and go back to your containment zone. please, for the good of the board. especially if this is the kind of bantz youre bringing to the table

It was a shitpost, calm down.

>I’ll just say pol is triggered because I couldn’t take user’s socialism banter
Get bent you dummy. Everyone will scroll up and see it was you who got wildly upset over a shitpost, damn you’re delusional.

see: >>>/reddit/

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You done yet?

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>>>/leftypol/

Thats not how it works, retard

I've had it done on stubborn lower belly fat. Shit works like magic. You guys have no idea

it actually works though

funny, i went 20 to 15 with 4 weeks of psmf for free

Fucking Normies REEEEEEEEE

Wait but your body doesn't regrow fat cells does it? So if you kill them in a certain area won't it look all disproportionate and shit once you gain weight again?

>Ok Mrs. Fatass you option are
eating less and maybe even mooving more if you feel like it, for free, you can even save money this way
or
undergoing a dangerous procedure that consists in freezing parts of your body to death and will cost you thousands of dollars
>just freeze my shit up doc

It's literally just frostbiting off fat.
The extreme low temperature kills the fat cells in your body without damaging the skin/muscle, and your body extracts the damaged masses of fat before the hypothermal-shock-damaged fat cells can necrotize enough to cause gangrene.
Of course, this sure as fuck isn't healthy, but it's not as dangerous as going under the knife.

Fucking cheating fatties STOP

I fucking hate normies