Testotestrone/HGH Routine

What is the best high Testosterone/HGH routine?

>Fasting for 72 hours every week
>1-2 Red Onions Daily
>Pine pollen + Maca root + Pomegranate Daily
>NoFap/NoPorn
>Strength Training 3 times a week
>HIIT Training once every week

What else?

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add some oysters or other good zinc source boyo

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>eating oysters everday
50 mg Zinc Supplementation should be fine

Ibutamoren all day every day, eat big sleep big

Seriously. All these eat food memes are kind of dumb.

>taking (((pills))) when you could be eating the bounty of the sea

Ibutamoren counts as doping so, no no.
Also its relatively new so who knows what kind of side effects it has.
Trying to stay natty here.

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Sure oysters are great for overall health etc. but eating 6-7 Oysters everday for 50mg of zinc nah
>A typical oyster weighing approximately one ounce will contain about 8-9 milligrams of zinc
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8 oz of oysters is a real commitment to oyster

Fast until you're ripped if you're a fat fuck.

Then.

Go on a very low carb high fat moderate protein diet.

Eating only animal foods, eggs and dairy such as heavy cream and butter. One raw onion per day. Other vegetation or a carb refeed once a week if you're a retard.

Cram this in one or two meals to maintain maximum lean-ness (IF window). To lean bulk spread this out and up the food intake. No meme workouts or big compound retard lifts. Lift like a bodybuilder.

You will never gain an ounce of fat doing this.

This is how old style legends like Vince Gironda & Larry Scott ate.

idk if cold showers increase any hormones but they give me energy .
try cold showers user

This shit is going too far... lmfao

Cold Showers actually reduce Test
thebroscientist.com/bullshit-cold-showers-youve-told-far/

But I'd still take them, increases focus, gives energy, good way to start the day and they make you more resistent to the cold

You're on Veeky Forums all we care about is our test and our bodies

Lets be real t for a second here

if you fast for 72 hours at a time, how much calories per meal you need to be eating to even meet mainetance at lets say, 2,5k per dayt

lets say 7.5k calories in a span of 2 hours

You better load up on that coconut oil senpai

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How about just inject 200mg test weekly and not subject yourself to constant suffering?

And it would actually work

Funny how people will give up eating fun food, jacking off, etc. but are to afraid of a tiny needle. I've been self dosing TRT for a year now and its fucking painless.

Sure thats the quick and easy fix but at what costs? Also I don't want my balls to fall off at age 50 or look like pic related

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Interesting, starting a new nofap+350ml/day onion juice cycle today.

t. 3.28 ng/mL total testosterone, 2.29 ng/ml bioavailable testosterone guy

>350 ml Onion Juice
Try getting down one shot of it think again

I know it must be disgusting but I have a good tolerance to food tasting really bad.
Some people already tried with 50-100ml/day but they are just retarded at math, the study is saying 1ml/day for rats weighing 250g, so that would make 70/0.250=280ml/day for a 70kg person.