/manlet/ situation

>5'7" on a good day
>23 years old
what can we manlets do about this? should I be ordering an exit bag or does Veeky Forums have a secret?

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>exit bag

kek

The answer is to stop being insecure and come to terms with it. Yes, you're shorter than a lot of people. Yes, women like men taller than then (especially when they're in heels). But your height is what it is. It will be memed about, you will be demeaned (in a largely tongue in cheek manner) on Veeky Forums. People will think you're coping when you get Veeky Forums.

Get over it. People can sense the insecurity a mile away. I know a 5'7 guy who has no issues getting pussy, but he has a decent body and isn't a faggot.

i know a guy who is my age at college, dude has the most insane vascularity i ever saw on a people and has insane v tapper, but hes 5 feet 4 inches height and nobody cares lmao

whereas im a 6 feet inches lanklet with a bit of arms and everybody mirin

>gains is the answer
I've heard this stale meme 1000 times before and it doesn't get any more true. Pic fuckin related. There's gotta be some actually way to fix your height

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Live a hermit lifestyle. I'm serious. I'm a manlet as well. People will always look down on you literally and figuratively.

you can always get those horrible procedures and add a few inches so you can pass for normal

5'7 is really ok. If you are otherwise you can get laid easily. My father is just that tall and he drowns in pussy.

Stop with this please. That guy is very short, and he still looks better than he would have without the gains.

fpbp

the answer is right fucking here and people are still trying to weasel out of just accepting they're fucked and making do

fuck bitches but don't impregnate anyone
feel free to adopt

same height as Al Pacino
>but he's a famous actor!!!!

he was just a homeless manlet at 22

just bee urself

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>tfw 5'4

We can't do anything about it. It's over my dude. The only real alternative is to convert to a girl and hope that we become passable. If you do come off as a cute trap, the quality of life should improve dramatically as long as people don't find out u have a dick(unless they want it)

Those shorts do him no favours, they look like short trousers.

I'm 5'4 and have never once considered transitioning. I might be short but I feel incredibly manly and I act like it. If you want to transition it might be because you're a low test soy boy, nothing to do with your height.

Either way get a fucking grip.

Find a woman that is 5'4 or under if you're that insecure about your height.

Most women especially around 5'2 don't want someone 10 inches taller than them despite what they say on here. It looks awkward as fuck.

If you develop some confidence you may even be able to push that up to a woman equal to your own height.

Most of the people on here are in their early 20's. Just wait a few years when they don't give a fuck about height, and only care about how much money you''re earning.

Tall girls like short men t. 5'3" with Amazon gf

Its really weird I have gained 3cm after starting working out, but I don't really need them since I was 190cm before, and now 193cm. I guess it's all about genetics ;)

My sister is 4'10, she's always said that she wouldn't want a boyfriend much taller than her.

Her current boyfriend is 6'5.

OP, I'm gonna tell you a secret how to get women and live happily, and it isn't hard.

First and the most important one, don't take everything seriously. Always find humor in every situation. Why? Because it's important to be liked by people, and that includes girls. Everybody loves a guy that can laugh, and doesn't go autismo mode if they feel a little "offended" Doesn't matter what height you are, this is important for all people and most important for males. It shows emotional control and stability. Learn to socialize, learn to make friends with everyone, just learn to talk to people. Try to gather some friends, and include other people and show them your kindness.

one compared situation to this is me and one of my female friend wanted to start hunting, so we went on hunting course me and her. She felt insecure because most of the people there are men and a large "only men can hunt" culture there. But this instructor did very well to include her in the course and was very warming and funny. Made her secure to start hunting and ignore the "man culture" there. The guy was not that good looking, and his height was around 5'9. After some days she couldn't stop talking about this guy and wanted to date that guy.

So my conclusion here is, social gains is the most important one, and it's really fucking important. Of course being tall and handsome will make everything easy for you, but everyone can make it and get girls, just learn to socialize and learn to read the body language of girls and males. Always put social gains before body gains, don't skip to train your social gains for going to the gym. And yeah, try to dress nice and don't fucking smell shit, shower every day and put some perfume on.

And i'm a manlet too, im 5'9 and i love the manlet meme, it's fucking funny. I love laughing, it makes my day better. You can take my approach, or get insecure by some faggots on Veeky Forums that loves to make people insecure. This will just make you more autistic

You are genuinely not a manlet at 5'9. Try being 5'5 or less and see if it's so easy to laugh things off.

>wearing boots clubbing so I can be boosted to normal height

stupid sluts don't even know they're stuck hooking up with a manlet until I get em off

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I'm balding too, and I'm 22. Don't really care, just buzz my hair. I'm not really good looking, maybe around 6/10. I've laid with 12 women and had 2 girlfriends. Some average looking girls, and some pretty hot too.

I have a very close friend that i grew up with, he' actually 5'3 tall. Sure, some people make jokes about his height, but he doesn't take it seriously, he's a very funny guy too, and he doesn't go on forums like this and cry about his height. He's now studying to become a captain on a vessel in the north sea. He's still smashing girls last time i saw him. What's your excuse?

yeah you should both be cute traps. Women dont' view you as sexual objects.

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I'm married with a kid lel. I'm the one against transitioning.

This.

5'7 at 20 yo but just felt growing pains last night. I'm not finished yet!

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that sounds hot af im not guna lie

5'8" here bro.
I would recommend filling a niche role in social settings by being thr super-chill guy that is easy to talk to.
People tend to find short people that are overly aggressive overcompensating and will dismiss us swiftly.
We have the benefit of looking more muscular with the same amount of muscle as well, so keep up your lifts.

That's actually deep vein thrombosis from sitting at home on Veeky Forums all day.

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If you have the coin, you can be taller. Be careful.

Height matters a bunch in people's impressions, but overall it'sfar from a hard stop on anything. Unless you are trying to become a pro NBA player or something, I don't see a reason to cry about it. Yeah, you might need to try bit harder to make it to the top (pun intended) in many parts of the society (girls, career etc.), but it's still plenty doable. Everyone has their weak points, life wouldn't be fair if I had got super height genetics too.

5'4", 39 lays here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What type of girls do you do well with?

>girls
He could have meant guys user

i literally live in a car and spend as much time as i can not in it

5'3 manlet here. You gave really good advice. Being an easygoing person is what got me to where I am in life right now.

Fantastic bro, keep getting social gains and muscles gains. We are all gonna make it

You have to do something where being a manlet is a benefit, that way you can turn something that should make you kill yourself into an asset and it seems less pathetic.

Do something like cycling where you will be good at climbing because of power to weight ratio. Then you can lie to yourself and say that you're lucky because of your height.

If you're under 20 consider mk-677. Much cheaper and safer alternative to exogenous growth hormone. My buddy went on a course and grew a decent bit.

But if you're well past 20 don't think about it. Your growth plates are shut and you'll develop acromegaly.

I buy from IIRC bio, if anyone cares. It's meant for supply of lab research compounds but they sell high quality stuff.

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how?

>The answer is to stop being insecure and come to terms with it.

OK. HOW?

I would eat my first born and sell my soul to khtulu to be 5'7
I like tall women but have never been able to fuck a single woman over 5'1
>t. 5'5 indentured serf of manlets

>5'11.5"

It's so infuriating.

Yeah man, but personality is what really gets the ladies. friends with two guys in high school, one 6'4 and the other 5'4. Both very athletic, lean, and attractive (no homo). 6'4 friend had sex once for literally 3 seconds, he got too scared and made the hoe suck him off, lasted another 3 seconds. 5'4 friend could sweet talk a girl like it was nothing, had sex literally every other day.

Literally just be a cool guy. Worrying about height isn't something you should worry about unless you're just THAT short.

>5'11.88
you know nothing of pain

Fpbp

Being 5'9 in America is fine.

I'm 5'9 too, both my parents are 5'4. Only been called short twice in my life, one by a 6'8 Dutch and the other by a 6'1+ black woman. Laughed it off both times.

>be a quiet stoner gamer dude bro kid in highschool
>get picked on by some asshole in (never physical since I was bigger than him, just verbal at every opportunity)
>never really understood why
>realize he was fucking short as fuck and I was tall

hmm

I'm 5'9 too. Yeah it's fine but it's sucks there are people much taller. 5'11 would be the perfect height for me

The Rock is 6'5 (Not super sure on this but it's what he is listed at) and Mark is 5'8. It's not that big of a difference. Yeah, true, 5'11 would be a good height, but you got to live with what you have.

When I was in high school I lifted enough to have a 405 dead lift at 17 and a 255 power clean at 18. I thank my slightly shorter legs on achieving these maxes. My parents were both 5'4 so I'm fucking lucky I'm not 5'5 or 5'6. I'm happy with what I got in the genetic lottery

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the rock is actually something like 6'1

Yeah I kinda thought he wasn't 6'5. Prob beefed up stats from his wrestling days. But the case still stands, that's like 5-6 inches difference and it's not that bad

no way he's 6'5 and whalberg 5'8 from that picture. the rock isprobably 6'3 an whalberg 5'8 or theyre both shorter.

wow I swear marky mark was at least 5'10.

surf you fuckin doofus, it's so simple. all the short guys I know who surf rip waves and pussy because acrobatic shit is so much easier for them. a lot of professional surfers are below 5'10". stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something universally cool that favors shorter men

Like another user said The rock is probably 6'1 or 6'2. Maybe pushing 6'3 but Mark is a solid 5'8

>5’11.92333
Non existence would be bliss

join manlet nationalism

at least you fags have rational numbers. 22.6*pi reporting in

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Can I get half an inch from stretching or something? I just need half an inch...

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How to grow half an inch to an inch?
5’10 here I know that 5’9 down is manlet status but I want to be 5’11 to finally be above average

Kek

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you can't act like a normal person, you have to be a silly, ape and or slav like person with an appropriate jaunt and posture. If your entire attitude makes it apparent that you know that you're a joke people will make fun of you less, at least less in a genuinely harsh and demeaning way and more in a friendly way. Look at someone like Koksal Baba

just be yourself

Sometimes you get a shit genetic dice roll in one aspect of your life. All I can say is you have to figure out how to do the best you can with what you have. Continue to improve yourself in areas you have control over. Make yourself stronger, smarter, develop new skills. As far as girls go, it's true that girls seem to prefer that men be taller than them, but at 5'7" you are taller than most girls. And if you find a taller girl that doesn't care, great.

t. also 5'7"

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On a good day? What the fuck kind of compulsive measuring routine must you be doing to even notice such a minor issue?

Grow up nobody cares about your height

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You accept it for what it is. Yeah, (most) girls automatically dismiss you, but eventually you get used to it. 5'6''/167cm here.

Yes it's shit but there's always someone with it worse than you

I'm a manlet by myself I think. But I only know the metric system, I'm 171cm.
But you will never know what happens. Got a qt fit girl 180cm tall and the best ass you will ever see.

Just believe anom

>5'7" on a good day
5'5" detected.
In any case, just accept it. Learn to joke about it so you don't seem like an insecure faggot. I'm 5'6" and there are plenty of women who are willing to get over your height if you know how to deal with it.

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That manlet is not that bad looking. if he went to other places to get women, he would be sucessful. NIght club is heightist and girls judge you on your looks

THANKS BROSK

Unironically:
youtube.com/watch?v=0KCgjYeGHBA
Realise that you can't change your height, so don't bother worrying about it.

how bad is 5'8 barefoot anons

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Look at pic related. Left is 5'10 (but admits 5'9.5), middle is 6'1, right is 5'8 and none of them are mogging each other.
The rock is not 6'8 lmao. Do you think all the cocks in porn are 9+ inches?

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Los Goblinos....

It's fine:

fuck i'm saving this pic, ty for inspo

You should unironically kill yourself for even considering this option.

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Cuck bf

What age are you? If past like 18 lifts or painful bone lengthening surgery is the only answer.

Doesn't count if you're gay.
Gays love manlets.

whats with the dads hand holding the burger
and what in the HELL is a 'washroom'

It seems everyone has a manlet friend that totally slays. Seems cope.

>5'8'' with a 27'' inseam

I got limbcucked out of a few inches because of my disproportionate ass legs.

Because normal people don't give a fuck and get on with their lives. People on Veeky Forums aren't normal and obsess over fucking everything.

I didn't say he slays. I said he doesn't have a problem getting pussy; he's not really at much more of a disadvantage than the rest of us.

But if you want to be a pathetic, obsessive faggot that lets his insecurities literally cripple him, go ahead, be my fucking guest.

You fucks would be terrified if you woke up and were 6 feet tall, because then you'd run out of excuses as to why you're a lazy sack of shit and destroying your own life.

>You fucks would be terrified if you woke up and were 6 feet tall, because then you'd run out of excuses as to why you're a lazy sack of shit and destroying your own life.

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dude

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>You fucks would be terrified if you woke up and were 6 feet tall, because then you'd run out of excuses as to why you're a lazy sack of shit and destroying your own life.
Please delete this.

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>wear heels and a pound of makeup
>haha he's small and ugly

WOMAN LOGIC

Either a) stop giving a fuck b) wear heels c) get surgery

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squint more and hopefully you can pass as 1st world hapa theres literally no other way
being short and WHITE is the ultimate handicap unfortunately

I'm hapa and 6'6", fuck off with your manlet bullshit

im not saying that hapas are the best or anything like that but on an aesthetic scale it looks like this:
light skinned asian manlet no less than 5 5 = tall white = hapa average height or more
short average facial featured white male = literal bottom

>Because normal people
Stopped reading right there.

Normal people are dogshit.

but how do i get social gains?

>tfw zero friends
>tfw zero social skills
>tfw 27 year old khv and ugly manlet
what do?

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After the bones close will someone still grow a bit? Hand bones closed at 5''7 but i still have some years of puberty