This is the first time I'm going out sober to a club and I wish I remain sober through the night, any tips?

No I'm not actually

So you all get drunk before going out?

Just drink beers with no alcohol.

Where are you from? It's just a very American attitude to need some kind of substance to be able to enjoy anything, whether it's excess food or alcohol.

That's pretty pathetic DESU. You can do literally the exact same stuff. The difference is, you can't blame it on alcohol.

That sounds like Australians and germans m8.

>anyone says they want to do something
>claim it's american because

Clubs w/o some mental enhancer are fucking terrible places.

Lounges are much better if you're sober.

If you're working a program and have found happiness in being sober and you arent just white knuckling it then you should still have a fun time. However, I will say the timeless "people, places, and things" might get to you, be aware, no when to get out. You've stated you do not want to drink so if the thought of having one comes to mind, time to go get some food and wait it out.

Australians are wannabe Americans, so that's true. But Germans have their shit in check. They like to drink, but they don't need to get drunk like Americans.

This is a solid advice, thank you user

>americans are monolithic

If i'm in the "nightlife" setting I usually order a tonic water with a lime, or anything served in the smaller drink glass just a security blanket.

Wait, why would clubs be that terrible? It's just a dark room with a bunch of hopefully attractive women dancing to music? You can't enjoy that without drugs?

You're welcome my fellow (assuming) recovery brah

obsessed retard

Fast all day long, do a few shots to get absolutely smashed when you go out and then drink a ton of water and eat something when you don't want to be anymore. Drink water for the rest of the night and make a low-carb/high-protein breakfast like bacon and eggs the next morning.

Going to clubs sober makes you never want to go to clubs again at all. You really don't want all of your senses an inhibititions to be functioning 100% in such a cesspool of an environment.

They're not, but speaking in terms of their culture, they are grossly addicted.

This. Don't.

>Clubbing
>Not being on drugs or alcohol

It's like you want to have a boring as fuck / bad time. Clubbing is absolutely shit without something in you. Do something else if you want to be sober and have a good time instead.

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Bitch, clubs are literally made for drinking and are objectively shit without alcohol. Loud obnoxious music, other drunk sweaty dudes, retarded slutty and ugly women, are not enjoyable without booze

take your /pol/ shitposting elsewhere

There's just more of us. The culture surrounding drinking here is not much different than any other 1st world western society.

Look at how wrong you are.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption_per_capita

>hurrr america!!!!!!!
Get over yourself.

I hate being sober in clubs. you spend a lot of time analyzing what people are doing instead of just letting shit roll.

>be desig driver
>go to club
>grills are talking to you
>cant tell if they are being flirty or just attention seeking bitches
if I was drunk I would of just taken any of them and started making out/groping them

Cocaine my dude, it's what all the athletes here at Loughborough uni do and they still win fucking everything. If I'm not going out to pull birds I usually just trip the fuck out on acid and shrooms. Good times

>hello 1997

Cocaine is lame as fuck. Too expensive for the short rush.

>retarded slutty and ugly women

So, you're willingly going to clubs with ugly women in them and getting drunk just to enjoy it? Sounds like you're attacking the problem the wrong way. Also, there are a shit ton of clubs, not all of them play obnoxious music.

dont even go man youll want to suicide

so loud and annoying being around drunk ppl in a club

Amphs any better? I just huffed my way through 1.5g average coke over the course of 2 hours last night, it's left me rather unfulfilled as compared to opiates/ MDMA and other psychs I've tried. I like the feel of good coke, but it's so expensive and lasts fuck all.

>acid in public

2spooky4me

man get your junkie ass outta here

I mean I'm pretty young so maybe it hasn't lost its edge. That said I know guy who knows a guy who gets his stuff straight from Polish who import it to the UK. Very potent, fairly cheap. 3G's for £90 once or twice a month? Yes please

Get a redbull with a bottle of water.
Preferably get a hookah if the club you're going to has those. Hookahs are great if you smoke because they keep you occupied and you look cool smoking them.

That's how I go about clubbing since i cant drink thanks to creatine

I feel like it's one or the other where I live

clubs with good music are more like dance venues, empty and full of dudes

the clubs with lots of (slutty) hot girls are the nasty EDM ones.

either way, it's dumb, if you want good music you should just go to concert venues

Family, you're basically saying "I'm planning on going to a casino without gambling" don't go to a club, replace it with something better

American here. Europeans drink like crazy. Not sure where you're getting this notion from.

drink alcohol free beer lad

Yeah really though.

No the point is that going to a club is inherently boring and also stressful, at least for fit aspies.

Unless you're incredibly excited by group dancing or are very good pulling women, clubs are boring as shit.

Man ice heard a lot of stereotypes about Americans, but this is the first time I've heard that. The people who like to enjoy things sober generally dont go to clubs.
Do people just say things they dont like and call them 'American'?

got any weed?

Tell the bartender that you're a designated driver and see if you can get free non-alcoholic drinks. They may stamp your hand or something, though.

Tonic water and lime looks legit.

Once you spend a whole evening sober and watching people showing their ass, you're less likely to enjoy getting drunk and showing your own ass in the future.

This

I prefer cocaine

I have never heard of this stereotype in my life

It’s a dark room with bright ass strobe lights and with very very loud music so packed with sweaty people that you can’t move without shoving up into someone

Thank you for asking this OP.
I'm 23 and iv never drunk alcohol before (dad was an alcoholic, promised my mom I wouldnt) and iv also never went to a club before. This thread gave me an insight into what I'm (not?) missing. still want to go to a club someday. This one girl I dated always said
>nooo don't go to a club, all the drunk girls will be all over you since you're tall
>6'4 200lb DYEL

This. Clubs are genuinely shit for recreation, they’re only fun when you’re drunk.

Go to better nightclubs?; if you're going to a club to listen to music you shouldn't need to drink or take drugs to have a good time. otherwise, stay at home faggot

>not enjoying an environment LITERALLY designed to put severe stress on all senses to the point where it cannot be enjoyed without alcohol, thereby forcing you to buy alcohol for extortionate prices, is the same as not being able to enjoy anything without alcohol

Not even a yank but you need to gas yourself senpai

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Just do a gram of blow. Zero calories boooooi

>sheltered

It's awful. Dancing is boring as fuck if you aren't drinking, drunk people are annoying as fuck if you aren't drunk.

Just stay home.

this
play games, draw a picture, read a book instead
make fun brain gains

>tfw such an autistic virgin that the mere thought of going to a loud nightclub raises my heart rate and my palms get sweaty

I feel you man
When my roommates have parties here and I try to participate I just sit silently thinking suicidal thoughts
Then I go to my room and cry on the floor
wish I was joking

when i was back in college i remember one night in particular that happened. it was the biggest party day of our year. they have a massive party in our apartment (i invite no one because no friends) with a keg and jungle juice and all that. when there were only a few people there i participated then when people started filing in i snuck up to my room turned off the light locked the door and pretended not to be there. people came knocking on my door calling my name and i still did nothing

next morning i snuck out while everyone was passed out on the floor and when they asked later wht happened to me i said i went to a different party

that autism

Jeez dude, yeah.
Feels good not being alone with this shit.

i did participate in some actual parties with them that year, but something about it being in my own house pissed me off and made me do that

spbp
Doesn't mean you should get piss drunk, just buzzed enough that you don't pay enough attention to the degeneracy going around you. Sober clubbing is pretty fucking boring, I've done it once and I wanted to go home an hour in.

This. Down some motherfucking vodka sodas or something.

shit tier scandi fag who can't afford alcohol because of the welfare tax

>obsessed
There are legitimate criticisms of our nation but youre just grasping at straws here because shitting on us burgers is the new pastime.

>go to club sober.
>notice how rude and idiotic people are.
>notice that people push you all the time

Then you're a fag.

adderal

The first times I went clubbing back when I was 17-18 I went sober or drank very little and still had fun. The atmosphere, noise, music, people, and touching girls gave me a high

this desu senpai squad

Mdma is for women and fags.

Quit a month ago

Ideally you need to physically avoid alcohol for a while when you start

Just don't be a bitch and say no, no matter what

This, get fun and drink some, i have been cuting, bulking and mainetenance mode and inall of them i sometimeS went out drink beer with friend and didnt affect my progress at all

americans don't drink shit

you'll be too sober to deal with everyone's shit and become a raging faggot so just drink lmao

How do I hangout at a bar alone? Do I just order a drink and sit alone? Do I sit next to a girl that's alone

In Australia we just smoke ice behind the pub every 30 mins, try that op

Sip on a pint while browsing Veeky Forums on your phone. Leave sober and alone to go home and browse Veeky Forums on your computer. Cycle of life.

>Australians are wannabe Americans, so that's true.
Get a load of this cunt

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>That's how I go about clubbing since i cant drink thanks to creatine
What? Elaborate please

What if I'm trying to get a girl

wtf do you get drunk at the parties?

No I'm getting PTSD from this thread.

It was my first time going to a club 4 months ago.
I had no friends before.
Get invited to a club. Panic attacks after panic attacks after panic attacks. Only after 3h I got drunk and felt conformable.
I embarrassed myself.
I already have social anxiety.
I wanted to run away.

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that has basically no alcohol and will cost you $8

Its only worth it if you have ridiculous game, clubbing alcohol free that is.

Bro it should go over beautifully you'll be sober around a bunch of drunk whores. Just don't be a fucking retard and you'll be fine. Treat those drunk bitches like youre there babysitter.

Some of the best nights I've had out were sober. Just don't be a pussy. Approach, approach, approach. Speak to strangers. Make connections. Be a fun guy.

Get intoxicated on social activity or you are going to have a really shitty night.

Find a good thread and show it to her

Have a smoke
It's a great way to break the ice

Ok, Veeky Forums, let's say you move to a completely new area and don't know anybody besides your newly acquired colleagues. You don't drink out of principle or whatever. How do you meet people/get to know then without going to bars and drinking a bit?

America has a pretty low per capita consumption

Are you joking? The Americans that come over to Scotland are amazed at how much we drink, their idea of "a lot" is a six pack of shitty beer

What if you don't have such vile disgusting habit ?