>Come back to Veeky Forums after getting /fat/ for over half a decade >No stories in Fat People threads >Now Fat People Hate (not that I mind, they're still entertaining) >/pol/ derailment >fetishists spamming image limit >literally just pictures of fat people with no related exposition, attempt at humor, or motivation I don't know what I expected. It wasn't this, though.
Most of the FPS I remember were primarily negative, but here's a nice one. >in HS >go out of school to lunch every day >usually Micky D's or Wendy's >order 1000 calories minimum every day >dat teenage activity (sex, gym, track) and metabolism >the world is mine for the taking >buddy drives me most days >buddy is chubby but not too bad at all >he more than makes up for it with wit and charm >he's also lolmanlet >ff 8 years >I dropped out of college years ago and he's now becoming a doctor >plan to meet up with him at a mutual friends birthday party >I'm smashed already, because I have extra cash for the first time in a year or two >waiting for people to show up >muscular dude strolls up >holyshititsmybro >only recognize him by face >body shape is fucking yoked >putting my dyel ass to shame >I bet he has a six pack but I didn't ask to see because no homo >weeks later return to Veeky Forums as an eternal Veeky Forumsizen who was just lost for a few years >see the state of Veeky Forums >make Veeky Forums great again, one shitty greentext at a time Long story short we're all gonna make it. I should get his routine.
Post whatever. I would enjoy some stories, good or bad.
>hambeast in the hospital, 500+ pounds >requires 3+ people to move hambeast into or out of bed, every time >hambeast has open, weeping sores on legs >wife says they're not bed sores >rapid weight gain just prior to hospitalization caused her skin to split >hambeast is in bed and has to shit >hambeast won't get out of bed >bedpan is not effective due to rolls of fat surrounding ass >wife and 1 other nurse roll non-ambulocetus on to side >place giant diaper/pad underneath fatty, roll back over >fatty shits herself >wife and other nurse roll fatty back over >third nurse cleans up the shit
Aaron Baker
"I have one just like that, my sister is a nurse in Georgia and drove down here(To Florida) today to visit for the weekend. Told me this story." >Sister working in E.R. >The thing (A woman, at least 500+ pounds) comes in on one of those huge three person wheelchairs. >Complaining of leg pain and stomach pain >Dude E.R. nurse doing workup >He asks my sister for help because the thing needs a catheter and wants another woman to put it in. >Sister walks into the room. >"Mam, I'm going to give you a quick-cath, but the doctor said if you want I can just insert an actual Foley catheter so that you don't have to get up to go to the bathroom if they bring you upstairs" For those that don't know, a Catheter is a long plastic tube that's shoved up your urethra into your bladder so that your piss just drains into a bag. > - - "What you mean like I can take it home with me?" >You lazy bitch... >"Well, no, but I can ask the doctor about that." > - - "Okay, I want the Foley. but they've had trouble getting them in before." >...fuck. >Sister goes and grabs a small Foley catheter out of the PIXIS. The PIXIS is basically a storage locker where important medical supplies and narcotic meds are kept. >Walks back into room >Asks the woman to lay back >Removes blanket >Forest of hair covered in some kind of vile goo. >Sudden stench >Sister trying to remain professional while also trying not to puke. >Tries to find the things urethra. >She's having to use both hands to pry the folds away just so she can see a vagina. >Lays the bed all the way down >Still no luck >Puts the bed at a DECLINE >No luck >Sister calls for another nurse. >Other nurse(LPN) comes in and holds the folds while my sister inserts the Foley cath. >My sisters gloves are covered in horrid smelling vag goo. >LPN lets go of folds and a squishing sound is heard. >They both quickly walk out of the room(Which now smells "like a dead cat" as she described it) and wash their hands.
Luis Reyes
>be EMT >go to a lift assist for a 500+ woman complaining of chest pain (hmm, wonder why?) >two crews already there (so now 4 men and two women total) >She is mobile, but very dramatic so requiring full assistance outside but we cant physically fit on the sides of her to get her through the doors so it is more or less a push and pull situation >she is ALMOST to the gurney in the living room.. mind you all she had to walk was maybe 15 feet (we were still gonna have to carry her down a flight of stairs) >She says she cant do it any more and literally just lets herself go >my partner was behind her and his hand disappeared into what we are hoping was just a roll (and not her vagina) his hand and arm came out covered in the goo you described.. BUT THE >FUCKING GLOVE WAS LOST IN HER ROLLS >Took us over an hour getting her to the hospital >get to the hospital, triage, she is still gonna have to wait with everyone else because all her checks came back normal >MFW SHE GOT UP AND FUCKING WALKED OUT.. SHE ONLY CALLED THE AMBULANCE BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE WASNT GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT IF SHE CAME BY A RIG. (SHE HAD SMALL RASH ON HER LEG APPARENTLY)
Michael Fisher
"Other call..." >Super fat needs to have part of his HOUSE cut out so we can take him to the hospital. >has not left the house in 6 years and is at least 700lbs. >huge group of people on assist (emts, paramedics, firefighters) >finally decide the only way we are going to be able to transport him is on a flat bed truck.. seeing as he was too wide to fit into the rig. >had to drag him out on a tarp (which mind you was NOT easy getting under his large and foul smelling body) >People afterwards made remarks of how humiliating it had to have been for him, and that we should have used a different way (what i dont know) >DID ANYONE THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT SOME OF THE PEOPLE THAT WERE ON THAT CALL ENDED UP MISSING WORK THE NEXT WEEK BECAUSE WE PULLED SO MANY MUSCLES AND TO THIS DAY (THREE YEARS LATER) STILL HAVE PROBLEMS FROM IT
Robert Reyes
>Going to school for EMT >On an internship on ambulance >Get a call for abdominal pain >Arrive at house >Woman in bed is literally about 600 lbs >Call for assistance with lift >Start eval while waiting for help >Said it feels like something is stabbing her >Lifting rolls checking in between each one >Close to the belly button find smell something foul >Lift fold >fucking black mold eating her flesh, big black ball surrounded by maggots >I vomit on her floor >Cleaning t up while other medics are checking the mold ball >They pull it off and it leaves a slimey trail >It's a fucking hand towel that she got wet and LOST IN HER FUCKING FAT >Other medics get there >Transport her >She laughs and jokes about how silly that was
Nolan Rogers
>Working at animal shelter >Fat as fatass bitch has terrible attitude all the time >Always gets out of work early cause her knees hurt >Has handicap sticker due to obesity >Says one day that she feels like she has terrible indigestion and needs to go home >Supervisor says she's had enough and fat bitch needs to stay >Fatty runs/wobbles to bathroom >After being in there for about 45 minutes we go in to tell her to get out >She says to call an ambulance >She miscarried, not an embryo but not fully developed fetus >She had no clue she was pregnant >They told her she was 5-6 months along >She strolls like it's no thing
Joshua Sanders
>Doctor in large Canadian hospital >Fatty comes in complaining of acute pain on stomach >Ambulocetus is easily 450 pounds, female >Doctor asks patient to remove shirt, so proper examination can be done >Folds errwhere >Fatty couldn't see past a certain point, due to folds blocking vision >Doctor friend finds boil/blister type deal under one of the folds, huge size >Essentially, fatty didn't clean herself because she couldn't reach properly, which caused the boil/blister thing >Cause of the pain >While cleaning the area, boil/blister thing bursts, spraying doc with ooze >Leaves room, needs five minutes to compose himself before returning >Showers for an hour after his shift was done
>be me >"barista" at generic coffee chain >landwhale walks in with her skelly methhead bf >dontthinkaboutthemfucking dontthinkaboutthemfucking >biggest face i've ever seen. full of cystic acne >huffing and puffing >grunts with each miserable, aching step she takes >comes up to the counter and gargles out her "coffee" monstrosity >she orders a fucking 24oz cup of 6 espresso shots. heavy fucking cream to the top. 16 pumps of liquid sugar flavors. >and I "better make it right this time" >asyouwish.png >make her a giant cup of what is basically melted ice cream
Later on I calculated the total calories in her drink. 2,080 fucking calories in her daily fucking coffee lads. She comes in twice a day for that drink. I mean I'm more than happy to make it for her because I long for the day she conks out but god damn...I almost vomit every time
Daniel Jones
this is the cleanest fps i've seen in a while. Hope i don't jinx it.
>be me >be at party >tired because haven't sleep last night >i was only there because i wanted some vodka >go to sit on a couch >black landwhale sits next to me >whatthefuckdouyouwant.dll >she makes sad face and says "love is shit" >DANGER ALERT >she continues >"nobody likes me because i'm fat and ugly" >i say: "well, i was kinda fat before but it's not something you can't change" >"yeah but it takes too much time" >"i want to kiss [GUY] but he won't notice me" >wew, at least it's not me who she wants >tell her she could go to the gym if she doesn't want to be fat anymore, same as I did >she starts to silently cry and tells me once more than love is shit >immediately leave couch >proceed to grab some vodka and try to forget that stupid shit i just witnessed
Justin Reyes
Seems you and me are the only ones that actually likes these threads. I think it's great motivation, and if other people don't like it, they can just hide the thread! I've lost close to 20kg scince i started coming here.
We're all gonna make it; even you. OP pic related, because this is Veeky Forums >5 years of being sedentary thanks for the bump, btw
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>be ex-fatty >Lost over 80 lbs so far >At work talking to a younger co-worker >She is very overweight and starts complaining about not being able to find clothes that fit her >I suggest to her to keep a food diary to help keep track of her eating and how it helped me >she says 'oh I used to keep one of those' >I say 'yea? but not anymore?' >she just nods > 'well, why not?' >she gets angry and says ' I JUST DON'T OKAY? I eat fine so its ok' >I back off and we talk about something else >I walk past the break room during her lunch >she's pulling a bowl filled with liquid cheese and potatoes out of the microwave >proceeds to pour a bag of spicy frito chips on top I'm living proof you can lose weight just by eating better and eating less. Why don't people believe?
>Get in 15 person van to go to police youth camp >Have to sit next to fatass >Fucking smells like death >Like my fap towel powerfucked a sweaty runner with a yeast infection >Forced to endure it for 2 hours >Get to camp >Do PT >Fatass cannot do any excersise >Cannot do a single pushup >CANNOT DO A SINGLE PUSHUP >CANNOT BEND HIS ARMS 90 DEGREES >Cannot run a 10 minute mile >Cannot fireman`s carry a 110 lb white guy >CANNOT DO A SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING PULLUP >CANNOT BENCH 50% BODY WEIGHT (WITH FUCKING DUAL SPOTTERS)
Forced to endure his fatass for the rest of the week. Fuck
Ian Moore
>fat weaboo at college >excited because she got "shimapan" (striped panties) >wears short skirts or low riding pants to show them off >Has one pair, wears them over several days >Complains one day because she got cake on them >cake
Mason Taylor
"Another story" >At obsticle course At obsticle where you need to pull yourself over 7 ft wall >Everyone except for fatass can make it over Nomanleftbehiend.jpg >Me and q-tip motherfucker mode bro try to lift him over >Jesus fuck he`s heavy >Bear mode black dude joins >After 5 fucking minutes we manage to lift him halfway up because we can only help him and not just pull him over >Fatass falls down >This repeats 5 times >Drill instructors that donated their time to be there (Bro teir: MAX) get pissed >Start yelling at fatass >If fatass cant get over we (me, q-tip and black bear) have to stay up all night for firew atch >Fatass fails >DAT RAGE
Daniel Price
>be walking back from the gym on campus >what's that in the distance? >rolly polly olly coming in hot on a longboard >by hot I mean a steady walking pace >hamplanet sees a crack in the sidewalk up ahead >eyes wide, he gathers himself to bail gracefully and maintain some dignity >the pressure from his attempted leap proves too much for the poor board >deck snaps underfoot >fatasfatass takes a spill directly into a gaggle of people on a tour >i leave as bowling pin sounds clatter in the background
Levi Miller
>at gym >Betelgeuse benching the bar, couldn't even do a plate because his gravitational pull would attract all the weights to his fat body >sit down next to him and rack up 4 plates for a warm up >destroy that set, look up and see him walking away with a sweat on his brow >he goes over to do some curls >struggling with 20 pounds >start banging out 100s with ease >hear him muttering and watch him walk over to the treadmills >he's probably going like 4mph and already sweating like the fat pig he is >get on the treadmill next to him and start jogging at 10mph, not even breaking a sweat >he speeds up and starts huffing and puffing, even though he's barely jogging >i speed up and give him a big shiteating grin, i could do this all day >we go back and forth speeding up >he's running now and panting like a dog >look at my machine to raise the speed more and hear a loud crash >trying to out-alpha me took 1 million years off his life and he went supernova, collapsing on the ground and hitting his head on my machine >idiot forgot to wear the clip, so the treadmill just kept running and burning the skin off his arm >another guy there calls the waaambulance, guy gets taken to the hospital >finish the rest of my sets and leave for the day, a job well done
Tyler Torres
>On all night fire watch >Qtipmotherfucker is talking about the time he finger banged some chick in a TGI Friday`s bathroom >Hear what sounds like a buzz saw cutting through a fleshlight >Walk too second story of barracks to see fatass under his covers (forcing us to help him make his bed in the morning) snoring his ass off. >Look at qtipmotherfucker and go back down stairs >5 minutes later we hear a loud as fuck bang from upstairs >Run up expecting to have to curbstomp some guys that were causing trouble in my neighborhood >Fatass has fallen off the top bunk slamming into the floor >wakes everyone up >Fatass stands up not sure whats going on >blanket falls away from him >Fatass is completely naked >His ass the size of dragon age:origins filesize >HE HAS AN INVISIBLE DICK DUE TO HIS FAT COVERING IT >C CUPS >Everyone looking away in disgust >Fatass starts crying MFW
Leo Edwards
>At the gym on a friday. >Fucking noone around at 9pm cause they are all out partying. >Get stuck in the one squat rack with this other guy, having to work around him cause he got there first. >Nextfuckingsecond... >Holdyourfuckinghorses: >In comes King Mannyletty, in all his 5" glory. >Sporting a bright green/yellow lycra shirt and matching pants. >Wobbles his obese asshole right up to the squat rack, demands to know why we haven't finished yet. >Bertstare.jpg >Says hes going to complain to the manager about our 'rude behaviour' and 'unaccomodating attitude towards older and disabled people'. >mfw this guy is maybe late 20's, aspie as fuck. Starts manlet raging that when he gets back, the squat rack should be at least set to his height. >Look at squatbro, give each other a nod. >Grab the bar, set it up on one of the free standing squat racks for him. >Rack 3plate, then begin squatting. >Just as he comes back, rack the weights and tell him we set him up another rack. >Puts his nose in the air, takes it down to 100kg and then squats with no warmup to 'prove himself'.
>mfw we took the pins out without him noticing. >mfw he attempted to rerack the bar onto precariously supported beams. >mfw he goes facefirst into the ground with the weight pinning him and cant get up.
Adrian Parker
>high school >football team >we work out for 6th period >tuesdays are conditioning days >stretch and get ready, all that such >have to run a lap (1/4 mile) >Skill people time to make: 1:10 (running backs, quarterbacks, etc.) >Linemen time to make: 1:15 (the fat boys the conditioning coach liked to call us) >everyone makes it in under a minute >we look around >~175lb ginger on the football team because his dad doesn't want him to be fat, speed walking at the halfway point >OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING >Coach: If he doesn't make it in 10 seconds we are doing two more laps >Everyone run to ginger >We try to pick him up and carry him >we fail to make it in time >ginger: *pant pant* co-coach I can't breath >Coach: sit out for the rest of the day >we run two more laps and continue to the rest of the conditioning >he is sitting under a nice umbrella with a ice pack and water >his face
Justin Clark
Bunch of short ones
>Drill sargeant asks who is going to be a cop/ law enforcement >Fatass says that he wants to serve\ >Sargeant tells him that you need to be under 20% Body fat to enlist >Fatass looks heartbroken IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO BE NOT FAT?
>At mess hall >Everyone is getting dat protein >Fatass gets potatoes, sweets, and junk >Says its healthy because he`s burning so many calories >HE DOSENT FUCKING MOVE
>Someone did some stupid shit so we all have to do pushups >Fatass cant >Bro sergeant notices that Fatass is wearing batman boxers and makes fun of him for it >Fatass still isint moving and says in the batman voice: "I JUS DNT HAVE ENROUGH ENERGH TO DO IT DRLL SARGEHT." >Bro sargeant looses his shit >Assigns certain people to be justice league (committee to keep fatass out of trouble) >Poor fuckers have to do fatass`s pushups, flutter kicks, and other rmy excersises
>On another trip >Fatass stinks >Even worse than before >We get sick of his shit and con front him >"Fatass you stink, do you use deodorant?" >Fatass: "yea" >pulls baby powder out of his bag and applies it as deodorant >sometimes uses that instead of a shower
> Always sleeping for no fucking reason in the worse places (IE: A FUCKING FIRING RANGE)
Juan Morris
>Be ontop of a mountain I climb fairly often >A couple of wild fattys appear >Both drenched in sweat >Male fatty asks for me to point him in the direction of the shortest way down >I send him the longest way possible >my work here is done
Jeremiah Barnes
>Have hamplanet roommate >Decides he wants to lose weight and get in shape, asks me for help >Spend hours helping him with a good routine, help him build something of a meal plan / grocery list for himself >Buys gym membership and a cart full of solid healthy clean food >DAY ONE, GO! >Bring him to gym, legdayfuckyeah.jpg >Can't even do 1/4 ROM squat without losing balance and almost falling over >Trying to be very patient about it and demonstrate proper form etc >He gets frustrated and says he wants to go home. I tell him I am going to finish my workout and he should try other things, he says no and just leaves. >Cook dinner of bbq chicken tits, grilled asparagus, steamed brocc, he says "ill eat later" >Sits on counter for 6 hours >He sneaks to McDonalds while I'm in the shower, lol fatties gonna fat >Next day he is "too sore" to go to gym >Next day he is "too busy" to go to gym. Watches football for 4 hours >I come home from the gym and he is passed out on the couch with his gut hanging out of his clothes, the TV on, and an empty bag of chips on the carpet next to him >All his groceries just sit and rot/expire and he goes back to eating fast food twice a day. >TFW I live with a neverending FPS that gives me constant motivation.
>Walking home from gym, same fatass roommate asks me to grab him a redbull on the way. Sure brah. >In line at 7-11 behind enormous whale of a woman wearing XXXXXXXXXXL budweiser shirt and crocs >ALLMYRAGE >Silently shooting itense laser beams of hatred at the back of her pudgy misshapen skull >Inner dialogue: Go on fattie, get yourself a tacquito or 2 to go with the chocolate milk and doritos, come on, you've earned it, treat yourself >Her to cashier: "And 2 tacquitos please, any kind is fine" >Inner dialogue: AHA! Fatties gonna fat, I hope you choke on a dorito and die you pig!" >She pays and leaves, I step towards the till >Waiting for debt card to process, glance outside >Fatty is giving all of the things she just bought to a homeless guy who hangs outside the store all the time asking for change >All of my wat >Mind = Blown >Deep down maybe these fatties arent so bad and have a heart....granted it's an artery clogged overworked fat heart, but still >Resolve to hate fatties a little bit less. A VERY little bit less.
>graduate from high school >gradually get fat over the course of the next 7 years >go from 170 lbs to around 285 >grew up with a very solid understanding of nutrition so I knew exactly how unhealthy I was being >couldn't get out of depression cycle of stress eating >can't look at myself in the mirror >can't look at pictures of myself >know that all my friends must make fun of me when I'm not around >finally reach my breaking point and decide to make a change >pick a date one month in the future and say that's when I'm going to change >start being very strict about my diet and doing regular cardio
That was almost exactly two years ago. Last month I weighed in at under 200 for the first time in almost 8 years. I've still got a little ways to go but stay strong bros and we're all going to make it.
that other user is right; self-loathing doesn't count I'm glad to hear you're under 200, though I bet you'll be strong as fuark when you get down to my weight
> know this fatfuck that blames everyone for his problems > faggot doesn't have a job and leeches off his parents > dad is pic related, mum just wants the best for him > toxic fuck > hasnt worked for 4 years, broke fat faggot > meets girl, decides to sort his life and make it > gets a job as a concrete layer, whoa wtf is hard work? > loses 40kg > then 20kg > then the girl. 21 hour days do that. > gets into the best shape of his life, drops another 10kg > 5 kilograms away from his goal > making it
One time in this general ed English class I took, we did this exercise where we were given a list of people with descriptions of them and had to pick 5 of them to colonize a new planet and rebuild human society as the Earth is being destroyed. The instructor read off names and had us raise our hands if we chose that person. The instructor read the name of the fat psych major chick with diabetes from the list and only a few people in the class raised their hands. This fat red-headed chick sneered at the class. "It's because she's FAT isn't it?" I turned to her and said "Yes, it is," and she just shot daggers at me.
Later she ended missing weeks of class while we worked on a group project and she returned to class and the instructor assigned her to my group. All she did was browse her phone and not contribute to the group at all.
Brandon Ross
>friend I’ve know since 7th grade >she’s overweight >claims to have “hour glass figure” but doesn’t have a much of a waist (would have it if she lost 30lbs) >complains about how fat she was >constantly ate shit >because she has big tits she always got guys I would dream of dating >never changes her diet or exercise >she founds out she has type 2 diabeetus >thinking she will change her lifestyle >nope.jpg >still the same size (she’s 5'6 and probably a size 16)
Jaxon Martinez
>Have obese chick in my class >buys doughnuts at 9 am >come in one day, she buys garlic bread at 8:45 during time between classes >another class she opens a container of macaroni I say “Hey, you said you hated tomato sauce.” >“Oh its cheese whiz, butter and tomato juice family recipe.” >Wat. >At caf having lunch with classmates >she pulls out can of fucking spaghettio’s >pulls out a fucking can opener. >proceeds to eat the entire fucking can with a spoon.
Holy jesus fuck.
Justin Carter
holy shit I thought this was a picture of me from a few years ago for a minute. then I realized I wouldnt have had someone to take the picture so it couldnt be me. kek.
>Get together with old friends >hambeast came with >nothing against fat people >something against this fatass >Has “snack purse’ >randomly pull out the worst imaginable shit >fried twinkies >complains about being fat >blames genetics >hates "fags” >super ultra christ-fag >will occasionally pray before digging into snack purse >mfw
Adrian Brown
>Be me >flying on plane >age 16 >empty seat next to me >stewardess's givin me special treatment >this is the life >one stewardess (let's call her Veronica) comes round with the dessert ice creams again > "oh hey user you want another one? We have some left over" >"no thanks, I'm fine" >hamplanet woman with ham moon child next to her across aisle >"hey miss! Why didn't me and my son get offered them, huh? Why is that child so special" >composed Veronica is composed >"I'm sorry ma'am would you or your son like an extra one?" >"Hurgh of course Edgar will have one he's a growing boy" >edgar takes two out of the basket >hamplanet takes three >1 hour later >hamplanet to me: "hey, kid, we should switch seats seeing as how I need the extra room" >"umm no thanks all my laptop and junk is already set up and it's a pain to move" >She tries to move over anyway >Veronica enters >"umm miss you can't do that, you sit in the seat you paid for" >ham planet tries to physically push Veronica out of the way p1
Jaxson Fisher
>Veronica pushes back >Edgar stands up to intimidate > I stand up and tower over him >fats back off >"Hurgh you thin people think you're so good you're all so lucky and priveleged" >cue Veronica >"miss, did you just say what I think you said" >"hurr you don't understand what it's like" >"miss you be quiet and listen. user, do you exercise?" >"umm yeah I run twice a week, do martial arts training twice a week and work out every other day" >"user does it keep you fit?" > brag mode "well yeah i can hit 13 on the beep test and am 7% body fat" >Veronica hits sass mode to ham planet >"you see, he is not thin because he is lucky. He is thin because he works hard and eats well. When I came back and offered him extra dessert he declined. You and your son on the other had demanded I give you more and took multiple each. Now that doesn't sound like you being unlucky, that sounds like you being a pig. And I bet neither of you exercise, do you?" >flustered ham planet responds with "urgh well see umm" etc. etc. >"exactly, so don't you DARE diminish anons achievements by thinking that its all down to luck" >ham planet returns with the old classic "oh you wouldn't understand" >Veronica enters rage mode p2
Jordan Hill
>"well excuse me, I know it doesn't look like it but I once weighed 100 kgs. I used to BE like you, until I stopped my complaining and took a good look at myself in the mirror. Do you do that? You'd be as disgusted as I was, so I made a change. I got off my fat lazy ass and started eating right, exercising, and stopped playing the victim like you are doing. It's not down to luck you spastic idiot, I got down to 55 kgs with hard work and dedication. So don't tell me I don't understand, I know exactly what I'm talking about" >holy crap >ham planet and moon are crying >Veronica storms off, rage tears still on her face >5 minutes later, ham planet gets up and waddles to front of plane >10 minutes later Veronica comes and sits next to me, real tears in eyes >I ask her what's wrong >"ham planet just went and made a formal complaint to the head steward and I've just been fired" >I'm just there like "what the hell is wrong with ham planet" >go find head steward >ask him about it >turns out ham planet has lied about the whole thing saying she was the victim of an unprovoked attack >wtf >explain to guy the whole chain of events with tubby brigade >steward looks at me >"so you're saying they broke airline rules, attempted to assault a stewardess, verbally belittled you, then lied on the complaint" >"sure sounds like they did to me boss" >Veronica's dismissal gets revoked, and ham planet made to pay a hefty fine for multiple offences >I'm also moved up to business class so I don't have to be near them >get Veronica as personal stewardess, so she sits next to me and we chill >life is good once more p3
Daniel Long
This is a good twist. I don't understand the sense for all these being mean to fat people stories. The stories of their horrid lives are enough entertainment. I'm not interested in these fat revenge power fantasies some Anons are so eager to shitpost. Aside from not being entertaining, and while being hurtful, they do not serve in any manner as a form of motivation for planets to lose weight. They exist as agitants, riling emotions and degrading discussion. They need to just stop.
David Brooks
I talked my 97kg hammy mum on skype yesterday and she said she FINALLY figured it out! She DOESN'T need a special herbal medicine to cure herself - becuase she figured out the thing wrong with her is her "depleted adrenal glands" and that she needs to learn to be "nice" to herself and do "gentle healthy approaches" and get lots of sleep and stop being critical of herself, and to say "NO" to people...(she thinks shes a generous giving victimized parent being taken advantage of by her elementary school aged children).
Ive heard this crap so many times over the years but it sounds so much more deluded this time around.
She also said she would "MAYBE ACTUALLY CONSIDER" doing the healthy gentle taking care of herself.... Which means she never will.
I told her she needs to make not smoking part of being kind to herself, and she strawmaned me telling me "NO I CANT QUIT COLD TURKEY YOU KNOW THAT NEVER WORKS, DONT ARGUE WITH ME BECUASE I ALREADY HATE MYSELF" when i never said that...
She says she reduces her smokes BUT SHS DOESNT BECUASE SHD KEEPS GOING UP TO 30 A DAY OR MORE.
She thinks shes going to be healtht ridong a bike 5 minutes a day, and that stopping smoking will just fall into place in time when she learns to be nice to herself....
She does nothing. No job, no study, doesnt do hardly anything for the kids, doesnt clean the house or wash the dishes.
Oh and weightloss wasnt talked about as part of this "being kind" to herself bullcrap.
I'm just skimming them, sorry if your pickle is in a twist. I've been doing my best to only include decent ones. I'm focusing more on quantity than quality. Kinda dumb in retrospect.
lurk more like until the very next post there were two other people in the thread at that point only one of them could have been the triggered /pol/tard and it was just self-referential memes lighthearted fun, my dude just for you, I won't post the /pol/ fat person story I found enjoy the relatively /pol/ free thread
John Nguyen
This is the most shameful thing I have done
>be 22 >girl on dating website tells me she is having a party >invites me and tells me to bring a friend >says her friends are willing and most likely we will get laid >ohyes.jpeg >call my mate (lets name him anon2) >tell him about the girl from the dating website >tell him she pretty much garanteed us sex >anon2: "bout time this happens" >rock up to party at 9 with my mate >3 girls and 1 random guy on dining table drinking >wtfisthis.png >whatever, start to drink and get drunk >host is 4/10, 150, 5'2, not bad for a chubby girl >2nd girl is taken, so out of the question >3rd girl is 0/10 about 260 pounds, 5'4, blonde, moves like a beached wale >start doing shots >getting real drunk >10.30pm, random car shows up with 2 guys, 4/10 (only bangable girl) gets into car >damn it, there goes the only girl i wanted to rail >leaving drunk me, my mate, 0/10 whale, drunk random guy, and non single girl on dining table drinking p1/4
Daniel White
>11pm and i am wasted blasting guitar hero >non single girl comes to my mate and i >my friend is in the bedroom and wants to play with one of you >look at my mate >he looks at me like are you crazy, lets go home >i shake my head >"I’m down" >I stupidly say >walk into bedroom >0/10 fatty is laying on bed talking to her ex on the phone like a beached whale moaning for water >grab whaley's phone and throw it away >"dont worry about him, im here now" >i say in a drunk voice >start to take her clothes off >know from previous experience fat girls posnay stank >do not eat, finger instead to get her ready >stumble looking for condom in jeans >open condom and put it on my limp noodle >start pumping whale from behind >she is so huge >only my tip is reaching it as her cheeks are in the way p2/4
Alexander Robinson
>webcam ;^) just for clarity, this isnt a old picture of me, right? I'm a little freaked out desu
>20180324_3.jog ok I'm starting to feel a bit better
William Ramirez
This is a good thread, a lot I haven't seen before. This one isn't great but it's something. >be navyfag >guy in my division is fat >we'll call him D >D is the worst kind of fatass, even though he was "only 245lb" >stinks >badly enough that Doc orders him to shower more than once >not too fat to stay in sadly but has physical fitness test failure under his belt, just one more strike >was not to be, though >one time the division is shooting the shit, talking about nicknames >D says "You could call me Big D" >"No," someone says, "You're Double D, cause you got double d's" >probably stung a bit, we've told him to wear a bra before >lots of little incidents like this >he's told to follow a meal plan >disregards it >gets yelled at by chief for being worthless, often >dates a planet with child for a short time and ends up contracting an STD >S stands for shit in this instance >eventually gets kicked out, surprisingly not for being fat I'd tell more but most of his stories are just reruns of older stories of his. He never learned.
>my limp wiener keeps slipping out as i keep regretting what I’m doing >noodle starts sliding into her butt >fat chick is loose in the butt >doesnt even realise im doing her in the butt as she is so wasted >eventually i realise im so wasted i can’t get hard >noodle slides out of her butt >go to put it back in >wtf.jpeg >see bit of brown on noodle >put back in >pops out again >she is letting crap out bit by bit >oh fugg this, this chick gonna let me finish >tell her to lay on her back >she agrees, ontop of the feces (not knowing she crapped herself due to being wasted) p3/4
Hudson Morgan
>tell her to jerk me off >she jerks it >finally climax >feelsbadman.jpeg >realise we both layed in turds the whole time >it’s all on my back >she passed out >"annnnnooooooon2!!!" i yell out in cry of fear >he runs in worried about what just happened >my mate, anon2, sees brown stuff all on my back >"what have you done" starts laughing hard >i run around the house looking for the shower >non single girls see me running with turds dripping down my back >"WTF user, WHAT DID YOU AND HER DO?" >"WHERES YOUR SHOWER" i yell back >"get the hell out of here!" she screams as she runs in to see the whale >manage to find the shower >wash my self like a kid after catholic church on sundays >run out the house, quickly looking in the room >fat chick is passed out on her back feces all over the room >my mate drives us back home >smelt like crap all night
Still not sure what that fat girl ate to make me smell like it for the next 3 god damn days p4/4
Asher Edwards
>20180324_3 Good... he's taking the b8...
I will pause for a moment to read your contribution. Thanks, user.
Matthew James
>Doc orders him to shower more than once fuckin lol
Benjamin Thomas
>Be me >Work at Sobey's during my undergraduate studies, to make some extra money (Canada) >this one lardess always comes in and buys exactly one chicken tender meal deal with wedges, chicken wing meal deal with wedges, and meatballs with mac and cheese. Along with one pepsi and one iced tea >EVERY SINGLE DAY >think she's probably buying for multiple people, as that is 3000 kcal minimum. >One day putting away carts in parking lot >A change in the Earth's gravitational force occurs, as I notice her getting in her car >sits down and puts the three boxes of food on her dashboard >proceeds to open all three boxes at once >ohno.flv >takes what have to be the biggest portions of food on a spoon I've seen, and shoves it in her face >switching between the three as saliva drips (LITERALLY POURS FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE SPOON WHILE IN HER MOUTH) down >opens up the bottle of pepsi and can of iced tea >DRINKS BOTH AT ONCE >ONE FROM EACH SIDE >WOMBOCOMBO.png >MY SIDES >Just start blatantly laughing >the whale notices me >looks clearly embarrassed >there were essentially no people in the parking lot, and I was behind the cart storage thing, so she probably thought she was alone >panics and drives away friskly >all the food and drinks on the dashboard spill on her as she drives away >continues driving until she was out of my sight >work there one more week, she never shows up >quit a week later, after getting my final paycheck >never come back to that area in general
