Why do dads have such big forearms?

Why do dads have such big forearms?

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The better to fist your mother with

Jerking it for years when you inevitably get bored of your ol lady.

optical illusion due to you being fucking minuscule compared to him when you were younger

i'm a grown ass man and my dad still has legit fucking massive forearms and wrists compared to mine. and he hasn't worked manual labor since his 20s.

Forearms are like trees.

you are not a grown-ass man you're a 21 year old beta cuckboy who still believes his dad is invincible

because you only pass on your genes if you have big forearms

Its a bad feel when you realise you're stronger than your dad

Kids are heavy, DESU.

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right arm looks like it needs work desu

no. thats when you realize that its time for you to become a dad yourself.

>train my whole life to defeat my dad (for reasons)
>learned martial arts, lifted weights, made allies, taught myself acrobatic moves, traveled the world
>basically a big spiritual journey to become stronger and surpass my limits like something you'd see in a shounen anime show
>when i was finally ready to take him on he had turned into a depressed grey disheveled old man
>actually feel kinda sorry for him
>it just wasn't worth it at that point, this guy is just a shadow of the man i wanted to surpass
>give him a hug and tell him we're cool
it's bittersweet really

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>dad measures our forearms
>i'm an entire inch larger
this sounds homoerotic typing it out

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>childhood obesity
>dads making their kids heavier for sick gainz

>(for reasons)
t. Sue

Fuck off

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Lots of jerking off

but nobody loves me :(
I'm a good dad to my cat. She's a good girl.

Why do sip boys have such big forearms?

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Wtf

Are the dude with the paki gf?

Combination of:
- As men get older, their bones generally increase in size
- Muscle mass doesn't significantly decrease with age & accumulates into fatherhood
- Skin thins with age, improving muscle and vascular definition

underated

arthritis

Excessive masturbation after the woman you once love gave birth to your child and turned into a fat useless sow that makes you dry heave when she's even in the same room as you.

Christ, just the thought of "family" makes me fucking sick. And I don't even have a suppressed psychological reason for thinking like that. My upbringing was almost annoyingly normal and nice.

It's those stupid metal snaps on kid's clothing.

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A life of lifting up our children and using our hands to build protect and guide them.

It's mostly because constant effort creates muscle over time.

>Christ, just the thought of "family" makes me fucking sick.

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because you fap more after the first year of marriage than you do in your first year of growing pubes
and the fapping really takes off after the kids are born

I am not.

As a White person myself, I think we should not be having children because it is problematic. I support MGTOW.

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They get fat, and its common for guys to deposit far in their forarms.

You're a skinny fucker, even if you work out and eat like a truck, your metabolism isnt slowing down until your late 20s and at that point eating how you normally eat before then will bloat you the fuck out.

Come back when you're 30 and you'll realize you cant eat like a truck without turning into a bowling ball.

My dad did various blue collar jobs for 10-14 hours a day up until his 40s. Mid 50s and I have never seen someone beat him in arm wrestling.

>because you fap more after the first year of marriage than you do in your first year of growing pubes
>and the fapping really takes off after the kids are born
t. soyboy beta

The only fapping I did in the 4 years of marriage (1 kid, 2nd incoming in 4 months) is on my wife's tits, when she got super-horny during the 2nd trimester but we couldn't fuck due to pregnancy-related problems.

Two possible reasons strike me as likely
1. A propensity for higher test men two reproduce.
2 more labor used to be physical so our dads generation is more likely to be strong

i think you need to put more time into your legs user

fugg

manual labor

I understood that reference

My father does endless weighted chins with his home made weights and deadlifts shit in the garden so no mystery there

for you

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From carrying fat overfed babies or stopping their more older kids from running off, as well as constantly carrying sacks of nappies, wipes, drinks, sweets, prams, clothes and toys whenever they go anywhere at all. It's not as if they can leave the little fuckers behind when they go to the cornershop or bar.

make a book on this user

Gon?

I'm bored ashit and this sounds like a good story pls elaborate

test levels are dropping fast in developed nations, this is well known and has been going on for decades. I just wonder why it isn't talked about more.

Because most men work labor jobs and that gives you massive forearms

>I just wonder why it isn't talked about more.
hmm yes I wonder why...

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It's a really fucking long one in that case, guess i can just start at the beginning

>be me, about 6 years old at the time
>live a happy life, i have a younger sister and an older half-brother
>admire my dad, he's the best
>always run up to him when he comes home late at night (dad's a hard worker)
>he's really cool, wants me to get big and strong like him some day
>i get to be as cool as dad when i grow up? fuck yeah!
>dad isn't perfect though, he can get really scary when he gets mad
>but that's ok though cause mom's there to counter that scariness and make him nice again
>mom is like stupidly nice
>him and mom eventually have a falling out, me and my sister are forced to go to him every other weekend
>forced
>his behavior had completely changed
>mom isnt there to help anymore
>beats me and my sister without provocation
>at the time, i looked up to heroes i watched on tv and videogames, i saw that unrelenting force of will they had as something to aspire towards
>now is a good time as any to be a hero

part 2 coming up

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>t. White person

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How to get thicc dad hands?

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my dad has pretty fucking huge forearms, he hasn't worked in manual labor since his early 20s

>my sister is sitting in the couch crying at this point
>I fought back, fuck this guy
>remember how i said my dad could get really scary when he got mad? i think i might've inherrited some of that
>i could feel an adrenaline rush like never before and literally started seeing red
>me, about 7 years old at this point, was grappling with a 30-something goliath of a man
>for a second i actually managed to pick the guy up
>lose my strength soon after and get crushed by the guy
>fucking embarassing
>he doesn't even hit me anymore, he just sits on me and squeezes the air out of me until i give up
>i tried to rage again but it didnt help, the strength was gone.
>i was completely powerless, and i never wanted to feel like this ever again
> but i did oh so many times
>every other weekend for about 7 years it was like i was going to war with this man

there's a lot of stuff inbetween the eventual confrontation and this part, some of it doesnt even involve him, don't know if there's any interest in that.

lifetime of hard work... say 8-10 hours a day

is that similar to when you are a child and think your dad has the biggest dick in the world?

can't wait till i'm old

My dad has pretty huge fuckin forearms and he hasn't worked manual labour since his 20s

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Baki?

Holy shit

wash and dry your jeans by hand

I find it hard to believe you picked up your dad at age 7. Kids are weak as FUCk until they hit puberty.

Rod?

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He had to have a strong hand to beat me with whenever I insulted the rabbit

>tfw dad was legit strong in his prime
>tfw he is pushing his late sixties
>tfw remember him benching 3 plates when I was 12
>tfw now he just does machines with low weights

It is a crushing feel.

cringe as fuck you remind me of fat fucks creating histories

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My dad has insanely big forearms and he hasnt worked with manual labour since his 20s

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fucking pathetic
thats why dads were stronger, they didnt grow up in this piece of shit generation

under8d