How is this not a meme yet?
Been trying to get this Apple Watch to ask me my height, waist measurements and bodyweight to see if I am over weight for health matters and it keeps giving me SJW fat acceptance 1 liners
How is this not a meme yet?
Grayson Long
Nicholas Baker
Sebastian Thomas
>buying an Apple watch
Never gonna make it.
Logan Hughes
>grey matter isn't corporeal matter
Adrian Wright
>tfw no dominant AI GF telling you when you can cum
Jonathan Jones
I think they know that if some fatty asked this question and got told yes they would sue and cause a shitstorm. These fat lazy fucks are controlling aspects of society and normalising their degenerate behaviour. Fat people are disgusting, I get more and more pissed off with them by the day.
Nolan King
It’s my mums
Jose White
post more, i want to see what other lines it has up it's sleeve
Blake Baker
Aaron Foster
try asking it if you're too skinny
Ayden Watson
Please try 'siri am I a healthy weight?'
>Inb4 healthy at any size
Gavin Bell
This pisses me of, westerners are so fucking soft fucking hell chinese please take over and destroy apple.
Grayson Murphy
Dylan Flores
fuckin useless bitch
Gavin Nguyen
Same with Google waifu
Noah Turner
Kayden Martin
Hunter Myers
Western society was a mistake, the samurai were right
Justin Cox
>digits
Maybe try: do I need to workout more?
Parker Cook
Grayson Sanders
Jack White
>ignorant fatty soyboy Apple users legitimately wants to lose fat
>asks siri why he/she is fat
>Siri directs you to information on calories- oh wait no it just gives you a SJW statement
So much for technology spreading factual information and knowledge
Wyatt Morgan
chad google
Leo Wright
Parker Wood
shit suggestions but at least it's trying
Ryan Powell
You know what, fuck this, why be mad, I'll be a stoic, I, we, know what is true, let the retards and the gentiles live in their dreamland, fuck them, I only care about my tribe.
Robert Johnson
deadlifts confirmed best excersize
Robert Mitchell
It’s learning, it’s getting chadified
Adrian Watson
there's still hope
Jeremiah Phillips
that response is actually kinda cute.
Xavier Fisher
Do this.
John Garcia
How much siri squats?
Julian Ramirez
Imagine being a fat, worthless, drooling normie who deep down knows something’s wrong with your life. You decide to lose weight but you don’t know where to start, so you google it.
>have some brecky
>eat lots of grains why not
>watch the salt bruh
>make some fucking coffee i dont know
>go for diet coke instead
>paperweight curls
>order some poo food
>have a nap
‘I’ve tried everything and nothing works’ you cry out.
Brody Powell
Magic 8-ball bullshit