Anyone on Veeky Forums do yoga?

anyone on Veeky Forums do yoga?

>took first class yesterday
>hot yoga
>sweating throughout
>failed hard at every move that required balancing on one leg, couldn't hold it for more than a second
>can't even cross arms for eagle pose, i think i have short arms
is yoga worth it ($20/class)? the poses weren't difficult other than the balancing ones


>have 9/10 coworker who does yoga
>she sometimes mention guy friends she meets at yoga
>there were 5 guys and 15 girls in the class, some of the girls were qt3.14s. i was the youngest and most Veeky Forums guy there, but i was also the shortest (tfw 5'7'' manlet)
>i didn't talk to anyone there
how do i get a qt yoga gf? what do i say to the girls

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bump

>what do i say to the girls

are you an archeologist?

>what do i say to the girls

Literally doesn't matter

Everything (almost) is in your confidence and attitude.

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I love lola foxx, dunno if she still makes videos

>how do i get a yoga gf

first gain 10' in height

You should try power yoga (aka Ashtanga). That shit is a pretty hardcore body weight workout if you're being instructed properly. My girl is an instructor and she got me started on my whole Veeky Forums journey. Only problem with power yoga is that you will never gain size, just endurance and tone.

>tone

You know what I mean, homo.

i went with my gf back when i had back problems. it actually helps with the muscle stiffness in the back and stuff. but she did get super self conscious about other good looking girls there, especially if one of them was directly in front of me

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Size has nothing to do with your training and everything with your diet.

how do i do >what do i say to the girls
just walk up to them and say hi

>tfw 5'7'' manlet
>how do i get a qt yoga gf?
you don't

>after class
>make joke about your beginner status "rome wasnt built in a day" etc.
>ask her how she long it took her to master pose X
>has she has been to class Y
>does she know instructor Z
>ask her if she has been to cafe XYZ for bullshit health tea drink, good for after yoga
THIS IS IMPORTANT PART
>time your departure the same so you are walking and talking to parking lot
>remote unlock your Porsche 911 and ask if she wants to join you for a cup
>if you dont have Porsche 911, rent one.

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Really now? So benching no-pl8 and 2pl8 with the same diet will yield the same result?

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>rent a porsche to meet a girl for yoga...

>yoga
all of them are gonna think you're gay or a creep. don't do yoga you fucking pussy

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b-but there's a lot of evidence which says it helps with depression

and i want a qt gf, they can't all think i'm gay or a creep right?

t. Stretchlet

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brap

>when you have so little ass you have to bend

White (((women))). Not even once.

Keep going to yoga. Especially hot yoga. It will make you better at sex. Be consistent and start to befriend the instructor and the people who go at the same time, this usually happens naturally if you aren’t a total creep and have basic social skills. Once you have a few friends in the class it won’t cone off as weird to randomly approach the girl(s) you are interested in

I do on sundays since classes are included on my membership.

Not really many hot chicks besides one but it's nice to kinda loosen up and reset at the end of every week.

There's many health benefits to hot yoga, breath control, as well as flexibility and cardio

Why wouldn't you do it if you had the time and money?

Get over your self-esteem issues and talk to them. It's not the actual physical height that women like it's the self-confidence that comes with it.

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most lanklets are insecure about their height.

>Tone

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I'd like to but I'm kind of a pussy with things I've never done before.
That's when I wish I had female friends.