Muh d-dragonslayer

>muh d-dragonslayer
You cucks will never defeat The God.

Right? Can't wait for the pink wojacks in a week or so.

Sauron was defeated Sanjay

Not on this timeline.

no

It's not even Friday
This gunna b good

>2029
>the oracle problem is solved and now bitcoin becomes self aware

>2049
>the cryogenized body of hal finney is brought back to life
>"i am satoshi"
>he becomes the most powerful man alive

Just got in from work. How come BTC hasn't moved? I was promised it'd be under $4500 by now

thanks for the pump, BCHfags. sold my bags to buy more XMR.

kek how did you do that on the filename??

Only 21club members can do that here much like the stars per 10btc down

WTF mine vanished

nigga wut is this trickery

...

that was easy

You got to have a facebook reddit or Veeky Forums gold account for some stuff. Hiroshimoot Fuckberg and that other guy announced it yesterday. Did you miss it?

You need Veeky Forums Gold.

I am part of the 21 btc club do tell

This is the power of owning 21 BTC.

>*blocks your path*

There is only one Bitcoin, only one who can bend the hash rate to his will. And he does not share power.

Vers paid shills and altcoin faggots aren't going to affect Bitcoin.

You dismissed Bitcoin before and now you're sour grapes.

You fell for the hype and think your shitty altcoin is going to replace bitcoin. This story has played out so many times before. You got scammed and deep inside you know your altcoin is a game of musical chairs: Get out before the big hack/dump occurs.

Those with 100% Bitcoin sleep well at night :)