If you never get laid is it really that bad go to a hooker?

If you never get laid is it really that bad go to a hooker?
Sex is a biological need right?

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Anri has amazing tits

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It's not quite as bad as fapping.

There's nothing wrong with seeing a prostitute, only downsides i can think of are getting an STD or being caught by the po-po.

Don't do it, just continue to jack off. Only do it if you're extremely rich (and can afford escorts on a regular basis) or if it's to gain confidence, if you think you have a legit chance of having sex with a normal girl later.
t. guy who was a virgin until last year and became a sex addict, blowing over $1,000 on whores

Go for it but make sure she's an escort.
>b-but they're the same thing!
Don't risk getting caught with a prostitute and facing jail time.

i don't get addicted to anything. I'm strong-willed maybe because I'm depressed most of the times and forget most of the shit. Some hookers fuck a lot better than virgins.

>Blew over 1k on prostitutes
>Sex addict

Kek
I normally spend at least 8k a year on massage girls/escorts

Tall yummy milky mommy, if she was Veeky Forums I'd be breaking my nofap streak right now, yummy,

how to gf like this guys?
do I h-have to m-make it first?

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Would you eat out a hooker? Or lick her asshole?
These are the things I miss the most when speaking about sex...

>t. beta fag

>became a sex addict, blowing over $1,000 on whores
daily or per week?

why bother when theres grindr. Might as well skip the middle wo(man)

I've done it three times. I'm not bad looking but I have love-shyness and I've lost many opportunities to date girls because of it, so at some point I just thought "fuck it" and went to a hooker.
The first time was great: the girl was very cute, she read me like a book and was very gentle.
Second time I went to a brothel, at dawn with a friend after partying, coked as fuck, and the hooker was pratically sleeping. Not a good experience.
Third time, I was drunk as fuck and went on my own. The hooker was pretty young with huge tits, but my dick didn't get hard and funnily enough she started acting very insecure about herself. Waste of money, but at least I touched some pussy and got my dick sucked for a while.

I would say go for it, just for the fact that it would be a new experience. You have nothing to lose.
Whores are woman too: if you are not horrible, you are clean and you are not too weird, she would rather fuck with you that with some old, hairy, drooling fatso so chances are that she is going to be happy about it.

total

user spent the rest on gym, creatine, protein and food
>i hope

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Nothing wrong with it, my tip is to save up money and buy a higher quality escort. One from an escort site that you can see pictures of. A really fine piece of ass. Then ask for the "girlfriend treatment cause you're shy."

>Mfw i ate a chubby latinas butt

She said i was the first guy to do that which i kind of doubt but it sort of makes sense since she was only giving handjobs and had just started working.

Buddy of mine got caught in a sting first time he visited a hooker. Had to waste his one week of vacation time to do community service.

tfw, I wish I lost my virginity to a smoking hot escort

like some of us, who fall in love with the first person you have sex with lol

desu, some guys would benefit greatly from losing it to a hot thotty and just move on, or else you end up being weird to normal girls about losing your virginity

Anri is pregnant and her tits are getting bigger.

>is it really that bad go to a hooker?
Just try to stay safe, diseases can be a big issue there.

And being a guy who paid for sex and never be able to go back.

Oh look it's OP, virgin 4 lyf

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At the end of the day, you always pay for sex whether she's posting on Backpage or on Tinder.

>aspergers frisbee
GOAT name 2bh

>not being net positive financially from women you've had sex with
What's wrong with y'all?

Would you, Veeky Forums?

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Fuck some girl with a nice ass? That's not even a question. It would be harder if that was actually a dude, but the answer would still be yes.

25 kv here. What about loosing it on the /fit trip in thailand?

Anyone who says they wouldn't is a liar. I've never fucked a doll before, it would be interesting to see what it's like. Especially one with over 20lbs of pussy and ass.

Right in its robutt.

It's a far more better story than losing it to some white american thot

Haha fuck I didnt even notice that was a doll. Still would though.

That'd be funny. Try not to get raped or eat shit cookies

those are two things that can ruin your life, not worth it

>Sex is a biological need right?
No.

Bruh how do even clean that shit? Like is her pussy detachable? If so, would her pussy come off when your fucking it? Idk they look pretty fun. But I know they can cost up to 10K, so I'm good.

I’m net positive but I haven’t gotten laid in a while, even if I never get laid again I can still stay in the green while regularly jerking off lmao

I've fucked about 20 whores and I'm 23. AMA

Do you eat them out?

Yes, after I cum in them I like to eat them out. Its very fun and the girls seem to really like it.

Are you mad? Fuck no.

gotta get that protein back

DO MILK

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Male hooker I hope

Who do you think will win the Stanley Cup this year?

Does it count if you paid with counterfeit bills zombie gang style

M O G G E D

stanley, obviously

>If you never get laid is it really that bad go to a hooker?

What are you looking for? If you just need the release, then do it. If you're hoping it'll get you past "hangups" with women then it probably won't.

>Anri Okita 168cm/5'6
>Angela White 160cm/5'3
>both around 120lbs
Man, I wanna hip thrust both of them for high reps.

You should get someone who you feel something for, when you lay with someone you mix all that you are with that person. You take all of their essence and they take yours, so you should be careful. There's something sacred about the sexual act, it's a deeper than we think of it today. Porn has perverted our vision of the sexual acts.

Wait so you’re telling me there are guys on this website right now that have problems getting laid? This isn’t a joke or a meme some of you are actually virgins in the day and age of the turboslut?

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Don't do it user.

t. feel depressed after seeing escorts but keep going back.

The depression is real and it feels crushing and suffocating at times. I felt bad before this don't get me wrong but it's just a bad feeling. It feels good in the moment, and you get even a high for a few hours after but the day after you just start contemplating wtf you're doing with your life (especially if you're young and you have your whole life ahead of you).

>If you're hoping it'll get you past "hangups" with women then it probably won't.
This. Hadn't had sex for 6 years before I went to a hooker and it didn't make me get past my drought. I also realized that having sex with a beautiful woman with great breast only feels good for a couple minutes and what I actually crave is appreciation by a person I like. Honestly, self inserting in VNs has brought me more joy than a hooker.

I want to fuck Angela White.

>woman lets you stick a dick in her
>you give her money
>fair trade, mutual agreement
>police goes apeshit
'murrica

step 1: be black
step 2: get hired by BLACKED
step 3: fuck all kinds of hot white chicks including Angela White
step 4: ???
step 5: profit

It’s because prostitution can’t be taxed. That’s why selling weed is illegal too.

>step 1: be black
Not worth it tbqh.

Fucking lol hookers are illegal on the land of freedom?

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>kekekek, you are shit, I pay for sex much more than you

Is it normal to pay a girl just to sleep with you and say nice things like if she were your girlfriend? Any experience with hookers offering this service?

Autism...

nAME

Milk truk just arrive

I have a girl coming over to spend the night right now, the fact that some of you can’t get laid is baffling

Most STDs are harmless, you can get them with regular girls and you should be fine if you use protection.

Not even american, pal. It's not fair trade unless the government gets a cut it seems.

You are over thinking this way too much, it's just paid sex, who cares.

Generic Miami Slut that anyone can fuck #1452431436522

To be honest, I would sooner consider getting a doll like this than spending my money on hookers. At least a doll like this can be used infinitely and is clean. I hate sex with condoms

yeah i know my girlfriend looks like that, hot as fuck but i just wished there were pornstars that looked like that

literal 10/10

The girl I posted isn’t even that attractive. Here is the final form of genetic instagram hoes

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you can pay neighbor kid to plow the snow for you without paying taxes, why not pay neighbor mom to plow her?

the girl you just posted is ugly, that other girl is hot as fuck though and looks like my gf (my gf is better looking still)

It's called girlfriend experience and many claim they offer it but most of them are horrible actors.

My girlfriend looks better than these two combined, she is around 12/10.

Btw how much do whores take for hugging?

food, water, air, these are biological needs
sex is a drive or urge, not a need
no one ever died of virginity

hookers are disgusting, might as well take a shit and rub your dick in it
just fap if you can't control yourself

Well I think the rule is generally if you make 10,000 or more a year independently then it has to be taxed. A hooker can make 10,000 in a week, but I’m pretty sure none would write it off as taxes even if it were legal.

So if that kid mowed 10,000 worth of lawns, he’d have to tax it too.

Can somebody marshal those milk trucks up to my mouth please?
My jaw is on the floor.

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>because prostitution can’t be taxed
Why not? In my country and most European countries prostitution is legal and taxed.

Shit taste. Feast your eyes on this!

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And in my country and lot other European countries it's legal while not taxed.
Noone here wants to open the discussion about how many cocks woman has to suck to pay taxes.

>no one died of virginity
Issac Newton says hi

What's a VN? One of those ona-holes? If so, how can a non-responsive inanimate object stack up with a cute young girl. I really want to get myself out of this "hobby" but the whole thing is so visceral and adrenaline rush inducing. I think I like talking to these girls after the act as much as the sex itself but paying to talk to people is well, pretty bad.

Issac was a fag bro.
He was taking dick on the dl.

>girlfriend experience
so I can let her clean the house while I'll watch champions league?

He died AS a virgin, not OF virginity. Another few names for the illustrious list are Immanuel Kant and Jane Austen. Not such bad company to be in.

Kek I mean technically if she can clean between 30 minutes to an hour. If she can clean a house that fast she’s in the wrong line of work.

I just have this very strong urge to try to connect with the prostitutes the day after but they don't care about me and have no reason to because they only "pretend" to care when she's getting paid.

Basically I use hookers as proxies for real human connection because my life right now consists of work>work out>eat>sleep for 6 days and the 7th day I feel pretty exhausted so I just chill at home.

Some days out of the month obviously I'll skip the working out part and see a hooker.

VNs are visual novels. Basically video games where you can actually date anime girls. But I guess if 2D doesn't really strike a cord with you, it probably won't do the trick.

That’s pathetic dude

>I just have this very strong urge to try to connect with the prostitutes
Bro, get your shit together.

Bro, I think you might just lack genuine human interaction. Try getting into a sports club or something like that. You need a sense of belonging.

Yes it can. Largest reason it was made illegal initially was because of Americas religious fundamentalism, same with alcohol, and marijuana*

How much was each hooker?

Don't really give a shit anymore.

Not him, but I get what he's getting at. I'm on a 1-2 year dry spell and would probably still enjoy a good VN more than sex with some hooker.
Not even a virgin or low test either, had sex with 20 chicks.

Lost my virginity to an escort a few months ago. Paid 500$ and I dont think its worth it. Virgins cumming too quick is definitely a meme. It took me forever to cum and by the end my dick felt sore as fuck.

>tfw you get a crazy good connection with a hooker and she gives you her personal phone number

its weird as fuck man
like she says its okay if I dont pay her $100 were just hanging out as friends but I still end up leaving the 100 cause I dont want to lose her
dont know what ill do when she leaves or ghosts me

>Implying
If massage and many other personal services can be taxed then whoring can be taxed as well.

The reason why it's not legal is because a fuckton of the power of american women lies in their commoditization of sex and the false mystery and embiggenment of sex overall.

If men can go out and just fuck a technically legal college girl who is legally working her way through medical school by working on her back, then many women who's entire worth to the opposite sex, "free sex" ends.

Can't sell "free sex" and the superiority of dancing like a tard to play the rigged love game to men who can keep their money, power, self esteem, and sanity by just going into an upperclass whore house spend few hours with a relatively tight woman of any age race or sexual proclivity then leave 200-500 dollars poorer but richer for the experience.

Was she cute? Being a virgin you probably don’t even know what kind of girl you’re attracted to yet, and you probably just picked a generic blonde bimbo you see in porn.

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