TIck tock, it great you guys are trying to “improve”, but dont be cognizant...

Snarelure
Snarelure

TIck tock, it great you guys are trying to “improve”, but dont be cognizant of your time limit.

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

1.Single forever, be that well off well traveled guy who bangs escorts and gold diggers

2.N/A we have a choice on if we get married and who we fuck.

3.See 2.

it seems like that was made for a 25 year old woman and not a 27 year old man.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Nah, older guys get the best girls available.

Playboyize
Playboyize

27
Civil Engineer for a local government
6 digit salary
Can afford comfy house and multiple traveling vacations a year

you goddamn right i'll choose single forever

Firespawn
Firespawn

I read something a long time ago about men over age 30 who date women from 20-25 years old

Basically older women think its wrong because the guy in his 30s is actually more educated and knows how to deal with women

It means women = stupid

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

the older women think it's wrong because they're jelly

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Age 30 here
Design Engineer as well
Six figures
Single
Planning on dating one of these days but for now just enjoying my own space without having someone here to tell me what to do, eat, feel, think etc....

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Never have kids
line dies off
be a failure of an organic lifeform by definition
Hedonism now does not pay well later

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Guys, I've lucked out. I'm 25 and am now dating an autistic 21 year old INTJ female virgin. She's a little weird, but she's really into working out so she's got a hot body. I really feel I've lucked out. And she's Christian! It can be done lads.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I choose the playboy route... All i need is bitcoin to stop shitting the bed. I was nearly thrre brahs. Was about to cashout and move off campus near USF.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Yea, I know but they have a point

A girl between 18-25 can probably settle down with a straight up man in his 30s and her life will not be like other women

Any chick who settles down early can be a train wreck or marriage material...

I actually like them young between 20-22 and not thots or into the mainstream crowd..

Did I mention I'm rich?

Booteefool
Booteefool

single forever, ugly girls, step dad
Or, I dont know, how about going for younger girls?
I bet this (((meme))) was made by some salty 30ish year old strong 'independent' woman who is mad that men her age wont look at her

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5mileys
5mileys

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Playboyize
Playboyize

Best of luck to you man. Congrats on the cool gf

Firespawn
Firespawn

LOL I’ve never heard someone try to say they’re rich in a more obnoxious way in my life

SniperWish
SniperWish

if this is true and not bait, congrats.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

get rich and pay a woman to be a surrogate.

Women are simply incapable of raising children, only having them.

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Highly recommend not dating a normie Stacie gf. Like I said, I feel like I lucked out hard on this one. Good luck to all my fellow anons.

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w8t4u
w8t4u

27
That's way too young to be adopting that sort of defeatist mindset, especially since a man's market value only goes up as he increases with age, which is typically the opposite for a woman. Try 37, then you can start panicking about the difficulties of starting a family.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

thinking a 27 year old guy would date 27 year old girls
This meme was made by a woman.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

If i ever look in the mirror and see a resemblance to these guys I promise i'll kill myself

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Those "men" are in their 40s and 50s. 30 year old normie dudes look like a weaker version of what every TV Show/Movie tells you 20 year old dudes are. Every show casts college-age kids with 28-33 year old actors. By season 3 everyone is 30.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

But guys seriously don't start losing value till like 35 if they take care of themselves

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Go back to r9k with this toxic shit.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

There is no time limit for men. If you guys are done with roasties and thots, date young cute girls, your biology is made to breed neotenous girls.

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Illusionz
Illusionz

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Date younger girls. Their skins are smooth, no wrinkles, feminine. Too much benefit honestly.

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Get Veeky Forums and you will be miles ahead of the average 27 year old. Most people start getting fat by the time they are 23.

5mileys
5mileys

what about cute traps?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Yeah being in shape in your late 20s will have people wondering if you're a pro athlete or trainer.

TechHater
TechHater

Why breed to create a superior being later on, assuming your offspring doesn't become trash later, when YOU can become superior?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Here's a (You) for you, retard lmfao

Supergrass
Supergrass

source?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

be mindless organism fucking every other mindless organism it meets
evolve self awareness
put middle finger up to the needless suffering that emerges in multi-cellular organisms by refusing to fuck other meat sacks
????
die

Life is weird. Do whatever you fucking want as long as you don't cause more suffering.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Where did you find her? Online dating? IRL?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Have kids
Give them your last name
Wife divorces you
Gives them the last name of new man
Line dies anyway
OR
Have all daughters

massdebater
massdebater

I'm 30 and this hits pretty close to home. Really wish I hadn't tried to cure my depression with 8+ hours/day of anime and movies. Don't waste your 20s, faggots

TechHater
TechHater

Other option is be a single dad

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

these guys are just retarded, you are right and don't ever forget it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

This

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Tinder. Had to superlike her

JunkTop
JunkTop

that picture
Literally /s/

King_Martha
King_Martha

i work at a big law firm and my boss just had his first kid at 39. and yes his wife is hot and he's nothing special.

dudes got money.

Firespawn
Firespawn

LOL with 27 I will have my M.D. and I will be ripped

Girls will literally be waiting in line to see me

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

You're right but most of Veeky Forums are retards who wont ever get the opportunity to breed hence the large amount of cope (you)s posts like these get

askme
askme

be 29
fittest i've ever been in my life
suddenly women are more attracted to me than ever in my life
qts wind up admitting they have a thing for older men, too
they love that i'm strong and experience and not a needy fukboi trying to lock them down

Don't go into anything expecting to lock them down. Have fun and hook up and you'll have plenty of opportunities w/ great looking women in their early 20's.

it's a thing. yall gonna make it.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

/s/ is just a gaggle of sad self posting chicks and LARPing creepy dykes/trannies.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I'm 26 dating a 19yo girl who's virginity I took

Step your game up

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Casts 28-33 year olds
By season 3, everyone is 30

So the older ones age backwards?

RumChicken
RumChicken

M-MEN AGE POORLY TOO!!
found the roastie

FastChef
FastChef

Yerh I can see you on Saturday for two hours between my split shift as long as I'm not on call
Hello you still there?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

don’t be cognizant
It’s generally a good idea to know the meaning of a word before using it.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Yeah nah. I'm going bald at 22. It's over for me

King_Martha
King_Martha

My hair is thinning. You will be fine.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

hello, i'm 35 yro f, is it too late? should i suicide?

idontknow
idontknow

It's not like you can't knock up a single mother and then leave her kek

TreeEater
TreeEater

Shit joke but I chuckled

Emberburn
Emberburn

DOMINATE
youtube.com/watch?v=r4wkiOZe2sU

SniperWish
SniperWish

Why do you feel your time is running out at 27, OP?

RavySnake
RavySnake

I can sex you old lady.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

not understanding sexual market value
women's value goes down with age, men's value goes up with age

Fucking plebs

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Tough, one of the early chapters

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Tolga? Is that you

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

27
drive a bus
tfw get cussed at by old black women and they bitch and bitch the entire ride
tfw 5 hour trip with them on the bus

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MPmaster
MPmaster

Have all daughters
This right here would be my worst nightmare and I have a feeling it's going to be a reality. My sisters have ruined my dad, fucking cunts. They have no loyalty to family whatsoever and I'll be fucked if I raise shits like that.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

My gf is 35 and wants five children. Is this possible?

RavySnake
RavySnake

grugg put penis in girl
grugg successful!!!

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

TFW 23 year old with a steady job that I love, my own apartment and a loving girlfriend who is pregnant with my child

We are all gonna make it brahs

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Not true at all, /s/ is one of my first boards along with /a/ so I have experience lurking there.
And I shit you not, they're one of the Gods of sex, as sons of Aphrodite and brothers of Priapus (but they can use their dicks) and the population of that board is 100% non-virgin due to being a discriminatory board that is against people that complain about X fetish.
They even teached me how to make a girl orgasm, it is hard shit but I'm pretty sure whoever you fuck next will be glad senpai.
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=558598064

And no, I'm not exaggerating nor I am shilling.

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TechHater
TechHater

WHERE DO YOU MEET GIRLS LIKE THIS

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I find it believable. People who are into harder porn tend to live a more artificial sexual life as opposed to those who just appreciate the opposite genders form as they probably get enough sexual gratification to not slip so far down the slope.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Yep, that is why I don't like /hr/ or certain parts of /gif/, these boards usually are hating each other in their own people that browse there, despite having the common goal to masturbate to those big titties.
As well I kind of thank /s/ for making me more confident on girls when I used to talk to them and discuss about women, they gave me that kind of similar effect that some anons get after fucking an escort.

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Inmate
Inmate

how about going for younger girls?
Yes I'm sure you're Bruce Wayne and not some runt

Methshot
Methshot

Kurt Cobain chose another option at age 27.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Venmo me pls

TreeEater
TreeEater

a man's market value only goes up as he increases with age
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Evilember
Evilember

A single parent cant raise their kids. It's worse if it's a whore single mother but still a single parents suck. No time to do anything but work. Save your meme anecdote.

SniperGod
SniperGod

32 year old khv
average income
what do?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Don't get too desperate. If you knock up a colored bitch you're gonna wish you were still a virgin.

Nojokur
Nojokur

The chance of children having autism increases dramatically after the age of the woman giving birth is 35+

Illusionz
Illusionz

22
mechanical engineer who still has a shitload to do for his immediate life plan

Give a basic gestalt of how you fixed your shit

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'm 27 and my gf is 18

Booteefool
Booteefool

Don’t mind the edgy teenagers; we are unbroken lines of men since the first cell. Like hell im going to be one of the dead ends

MPmaster
MPmaster

You make us all proud

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Fun thing is, I started fucking her when she was 16, we just kept it on the low

5mileys
5mileys

Fitizens work differently than most men user. Rather than having a pudgy dadbod at 30, thry'll have the best physique they've ever had
Most people don't take care of their bodies, so the ones that do look like gods in comparison as they get older. You can look very attractive well into your mid thirties, and even after that you can maintain a decent physique for a long time with enough dedication.
If lifting and working out was more popular with women, they'd be like this too, but they don't really need to lift, so they never build up a good base in their 20s and age pretty badly. Do you have any idea what being able to do some pullups would do to posture for women? The shoulder hunch just gets worse and worse as the muscles get weaker. Especially prevalent in tall chicks. If they just took better care, they too could look great for a long time

cum2soon
cum2soon

I'll be full cue ball by 25. Sorry user, some people aren't destined for love

Bidwell
Bidwell

I’m 38 and my gf is 18.

Inmate
Inmate

You have to understand that this pic is specifically. For the average male. The type if faggotty soy fuck with 13 inch biceps. This doesn't really concern those worth their salt on this board

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

raising a kid in a non-white America

yea, nah. That's pure evil

Methnerd
Methnerd

How exactly do you keep that on the low? Have her tell her parents she’s going for a sleepover at her friends but really to poundtown?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You guys are the best IM FUCKING JELLY

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Emberburn
Emberburn

If you fuck girls way younger than you do you have to be a father figure? If so how do I learn? I only want to breed someone young enough to produce children who won't have any abominations on their DNA and someone young enough who doesn't have road kill for a pussy.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Women are 10 years more mature than men, so it's actually close to pedophilia when they date guys their own age.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

We worked together, she was a waitress at a hotel I worked at

We just hooked up in the evenings, her parents were far away
An it's not a meme guys, young pussy is amazing

eGremlin
eGremlin

doesn't have have road kill for a pussy
You're aware that physical appearance of pussy is just genetic, right? You didn't fall for the roast beef meme, right?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Dont worry mate, once she hits 20 shes gonna dump your old ass for a younger version

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Can confirm, got more ass in my life from 27-29 than I ever did from 16-26.

Also caught an STI like retard, so wrap it up!

iluvmen
iluvmen

wrap it up
It's mindboggling how many people ignore this advice.

likme
likme

Be very careful.

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TreeEater
TreeEater

I find it funny as fuck that guys start dating hookups only to become devastated when later on they find out their girl cheated on them or some other bullshit.

Don't date thots. Fuck them, but marry a good girl.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Benedict Arnold married an 18 year old thot when he was 38. Just don't be a traitor user.

Evilember
Evilember

This picture may be only true for the average lazy soy slob. I started my second study at the age of 26 and I'm 27 now. I'm stronger, faster, and better looking than ever before and I get more positive female attention from young women than ever before. Women, who are around 20-25. I'm not worried at all.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

What are you a fucking rodent? There's more to life than creating more spawn.

Soft_member
Soft_member

there's more to life than the literal reason as to why life exists

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

autistic 21 year old INTJ female virgin. She's a little weird, but she's really into working out so she's got a hot body.
Sure thing user, post pics to prove it

TechHater
TechHater

girl that was oneitis went for a guy who was 30 over me, who was a year older
A part of me just wants to try again for someone my age and try to lock down

Another part wants me to hit 30 and fuck every 20-something girl I can

Got six more years to decide!

massdebater
massdebater

Do whatever you fucking want as long as you don't cause more suffering.

What if I'm not a holier than thou moralist hypocrite who likes smelling his own farts for supposedly being more human while really just being a wet dish rag who lets his sentiments rule him?

Indifference is the best I can do but for every expressed holier than thou bullshit like this I will inflict suffering that supersedes it. Eat shit, grow up, nobody cares, you aren't the church.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'm 40, never had kids, never been married, my gf is 18 now and was 15 when we got together, we got into ddlg so im her daddy too. Its a huge responsibilty that most men would hate to have, but i love it.

Met her online, in fact my last 3gfs i met online. Best place to meet specific kinds of girls, in my case emo/punk girls

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

now dating an autistic 21 year old INTJ female virgin
People really think this is in any way desirable.

TOP KEK

SniperGod
SniperGod

18 y o emo/punk gf
ew.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Much better than some used up roastie.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Neither of those choices is desirable.

cum2soon
cum2soon

virgin...
or roastie
Yeah, man, both are TOTALLY undesirable kek.

Methnerd
Methnerd

That is not what I am saying.

now dating an autistic 21 year old INTJ female virgin
Much better than some used up roastie.

Both of those choises are undesirable.

You know the world is not only black and white.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Its true mate
A 32 year old with a good career and money will always be more desirable and have more opportunities than a broke ass jobless 22 year old

Flameblow
Flameblow

Outside your comfort zone stupid faggot

SniperWish
SniperWish

You know the world is not only black and white.
True, but anyone can usually compare two things side by side and see one is better. Most women are used up, have no interests outside of Sephora, or are covered in shitty tattoos with 5 kids from Tyrone and Jamal. I guess to each his own though.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How the fuck would a picture prove her virginity and personality.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

tfw 20 and no job still living with mum and about to have a fuckload of debt from student loan at the end of next year when I graduate and statistically speaking I likely wont even get job relating to my degree and will probably have to get some min wage job which I will be stuck on forever because Im a brainlet and also im socially autistic and have no friends

lmao

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I am just saying neither is acceptable as a partner.
Why would you want an autistic introvert virgin chick?
Same question goes for a roastie slut.

You get way better girls than that.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Also calling this "lucked out" is just funny to me.
Pretty low standards in a woman.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Why did you go to college in the first place? Who exactly pressured you into it? Should've known already in the 2010s that you either go to trade school or don't go to school at all.

Bidwell
Bidwell

being a slave to the instinct jew

you're basically an animal user

Techpill
Techpill

Someone post the redpill comic of those 2 guys with this exact same belief who marry used up whores

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Methshot
Methshot

literally me

Playboyize
Playboyize

A literal 9/10 just walked in my boring workplace laaaads

WAT DO

Snarelure
Snarelure

You have to be realistic. If you're holding out for the "perfect one" you're literally never going to make it unless you're a Jew with $100mil or Gandy-tier looks.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

because I have no life plan

spend most of my free time studying while everyone else goes out partying
still get far shittier grades than them
I've gotten so depressed that I just have to laugh now to keep me from becoming an hero :^)

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

pic + timestamp or GTFO

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

because I have no life plan
I don't either. I was gonna happily enlist in the military but I wasn't up to snuff to get shipped to basic training. Makes me sad. If I was born a couple decades sooner I could've enlisted just fine.

5mileys
5mileys

If you aren't white you can possibly get hired through a diversity quota. Do they get good grades easier?

DeathDog
DeathDog

be me
be 35
get a new job in a new city
but it doesn't start for four months
have four months to relocate and sit it out
have previous experience working in a bar so get a bar job there to pass the time, explaining the situation to them
in the space of four months, get laid like I never have in my life, even when I was 21 and working in a bar
random customers, workmates, even supervisors
none of them over 30, average age is maybe 25

Maturity counts, bros.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Never have kids
Fuck bitches
Get money
Take care of health
Invest in cryonics research and other life extension tech
Lifespan keeping pace with technological advancement
Become part of the ageless, immortal, ruling elite
Descendents of plebeian trash who thought to secure their legacy through reproduction now half starved serfs who have forgotten the faces of their fathers
Nerve staple them and have them dismember each other for my entertainment

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'm 40 and my gf is 13

happy_sad
happy_sad

Both of those choises are undesirable.
This is wrong, because I desire one of them but not the other.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Based

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Why would you want an autistic introvert virgin chick?
1. I'm also autistic introvert virgin, so we'd have that in common.
2. No past experiences means no random ex bf showing up
3. Less drama

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

H-hey guys sorry for interrupting your meeting I’m the guy from the office right outside yeah, if you wouldn’t mind I’d like a pic with this girl over here while holding this sign with the time; mr director could you take the pic? Thanks

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Interested in a female 26 MD?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

They're lying, 99% of engineers make barely average money and only be business minded Chad's will make it higher.

Do what I did and get out fast and start working some finance shit. It's easy money if you're not retarded.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Even a CAD monkey, which is the lowest ranking engineer, makes a little above median income.

cum2soon
cum2soon

mfw im taking finance course atm and working towards a finance masters

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