Anyone else inspired to achieve /ancestor physique/? I’m currently trying to...

hairygrape
hairygrape

Anyone else inspired to achieve /ancestor physique/? I’m currently trying to attain full Cu Chulainn mode, have frame and build for it because of ye good olde Irish genetics but not the mass or definition to match the Hound of Ulster. One day...

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TreeEater
TreeEater

Huh?

StonedTime
StonedTime

charging into battle in ritual nudity to inspire fear in my enemies at the sight of my mighty form
My dream

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Soft_member
Soft_member

Most of our ancestors were manlets and probably somewhat malnourished

w8t4u
w8t4u

my enemies fear to approach my corpse, for my ferocity in life inspires disbelief that such a man could ever be slain.
the hero’s light shines upon my head as my arm, still raised with sword in hand, falls to sever arm from the man who attempts to desecrate a champion’s eternal form.
To be so legendary, this is why I lift

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

refuse romantic gesture from the Morrigan herself, disguised as princess, because to take flower from a maiden like this without commitment to her would be dishonorable.
The Morrigan is so enraged by my refusal that she attempts to slaughter me in animal forms, but even in combat with a god, I remain undefeatable.
I heal the Morrigan’s wounds, sustained in the battle between us, by simply pardoning her of guilt in assaulting me.
I wish only to pay homage to the forefather of all Chads

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likme
likme

/thread

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Have to embace the diet of vareniky, salo, onions and millet porridge.

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MPmaster
MPmaster

Work on flexibility.
Get those hip rotators to let you turn your knees right the way back.

takes2long
takes2long

maybe yours bruh

Illusionz
Illusionz

height mostly dropped during the industrial revolution due to shitty conditions and low wages in the growing cities.

Also conditions may have become poorer in some feudal societies and also after the rural clearances with the mass adoption wool.

Bronze and Iron age bodies found from Northern European agricultural societies show a large strata were tall and well nourished.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

muh ancestors

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Bidwell
Bidwell

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Speak for yourself, I have legitimate ancestoral lineage that suggests I'm part Athenian

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eGremlin
eGremlin

my ancestors were either lanklets or got fat and died young of heart attacks
it's likely i'm the most Veeky Forums guy in my families history by repping 2plat!! and you're delusional if you think the 'only ate potato' celts were the ripped viking boys from your fanfics

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King_Martha
King_Martha

potatoes existed in Ireland before the 1600s

Thanks dude, you finally gave me the chance to post this image

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

then how come there's no pictures of irish people before 1600 ?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Resisted the Romans
Resisted the Normans
Become part Norwegian because they majestic for breeding I guess
Resist the English but eventually lose because of politics and trickery
Rebel repeatedly despite overwhelming odds, the struggle is never meaningless
Adopt mass charge as main battle tactics despite ma muskets being available
Conquered because trickery and politics
Many become career highwaymen because f da English lol
Others help conquer India lol
Half become convicts and overcome settling a new continent

They were alright

Firespawn
Firespawn

resist the English
country literally becomes split in half by English might
the state of fenians

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

half
Good ol Murican geography/math

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

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Soft_member
Soft_member

what mode is this?

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viagrandad
viagrandad

German pureblood reportiert rein

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Best comic mode

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

B-but my Cu has blue hair... and a nice gay bulge..

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Someday I will be like the eternal hammerer himself, but with better luck with women

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

borderline romantic artistic impressions
the way your ancestors looked

yeah buddy i got some news for ya

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