I am real Satoshi Nakamoto, forgot my privatekey, sorry about it

I am real Satoshi Nakamoto, forgot my privatekey, sorry about it

ask me anything

How did you come back from the dead?

How come you haven't killed yourself yet? Are you working on another invention that will enrich everyone but yourself?

I don't remember

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Fuck off fags

This is now buy Selfiecoin thread
very good coin, really cheap now

Forgot pickture, as you can probably see, trend is going up and new ATH coming soon

Remember: PoS interest: 2015% Annually

super pajeet coin lol

>everyone but yourself
Doesn't he have about one million BTC?

Your mother is super pajeet so fuck off son of pajeet

Bumb, ask anything from real Satoshi

Why'd you create btc?

what would you rather have?
a wooden leg but with a real foot on the end?
or a wooden foot and one of your legs has a wheel?

Riddle me this Satoshi.
you have to...
A: cosplay as a Dracula for a year?
or B: a Frankenstein?
You can't tell anybody why you are doing it.

bumping for answers.

bumping again because my ID is fucking rad.

oot homo XD

Do you believe ring learning with errors is a BQP decision problem? If so, what should replace RSA and elliptic curves?

why would an ai post here kiddos, and why would it say it lost its private key

I saw you post something about this in another thread. Although I think it's bollocks, the theory does intrigue me. Tell me more...

i've been thinking about this. assuming satoshi is a person, the only way to cash out (inb4 >cash out) is through an exchange, for which they require you to sbmit a selfie of your asshole with ID visible, even if you want 10 dollars out of cryptos.
how would satoshi go about revealing himself? he would be locked up faster than madoff, or even would be heroed like those people investigating hillary's businesses.

must be very frustrating being one of the richest person alive, but not really.

Satoshi can’t cash out!