Have 72 bitcoins

I bet you 73 BTC that if OP would get another chance of five years as a 15year old boy, he'd 100% fail to get laid, again.
If you go 36 years without knowing what boobs feel like, you're mentally off the grid

I'll give you teen love

I can direct you where you need to go to learn social competence. It won't be easy but they will teach you. It's online. You will be able to get a younger gf after this. Just pay me a little something first. I promise you it works. But first I need to hear you're willing to commit

Give me half and I arrange you a date with my cousin

im a 28 year old virgin, with only .5 BTC pls help
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Cash out or give me one.

can I have 0.05 btc pls

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ill let you fuck my 7/10 petit 22yo girlfriend for 2 btc

Norcal here

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I'm a pure girl(male), please giv coins and I'll let you have your way with me user-kun

do people really get bitcoin from linking theirs?

Don't worry mate.

I've had pure teen love, it's the greatest thing ever till she break ups with you without reason and the pain of a thousand suns will pierce your heart.

I'm not joking man, these people will drag you out of wizarddom kicking and screaming

37yo divorced guy, here. Shit's overrated. In fact, I might be willing to intentionally stay single for the rest of my life if it meant I could get 72 BTC right now.

teen love is usually horrible. I never want to see or hear from my high school ex again.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, for just 1 bitcoin i will tell you where to go to learn how to be normal. I'm not bullshitting you, they fixed my virgin neetdom.

>cash out half
>$350,000 now investable
>stake the whole stack to attract backers
>open private school for shy or autistic girls
>sprinkle clues throughout the school...
>...after years, the right girl finds & follows the trail of clues...
>...to you.
>...user....
>it feels so right
>her teenage love is pure
>her kiss tastes like strawberries wished they could
>the time you spend together is a delight
>pure teen love
>the two of you sneak out to another town for dates
>she holds your arm tightly in the movie theater
>she squeezes your hand on the ferris wheel
>people glance as she giggles at something you didn't even intend to be witty at an expensive restaurant upstate
>people aren't sure if you're father and daughter or honestly dating
>but she makes herself up and dresses the part
>she's truly a woman
>almost
>finally
>you bring her to a secluded bed and breakfast to consummate your love
>she steps out to the bathroom
>you saunter across the room to get a drink while savoring the pure bliss which you now share with this perfect, angelic creature
>that's when you here the voice
"Why don't you have a seat over there."

op i am realy poor

please send me a btc \

please

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>realy poor

So poor you can't even afford to spell correctly. How tragic.

I have better deal for you. Just give me .5 bitcoins and I have a bridge you can buy in beautiful Brooklyn.

i mean... you probably could trade them for teen love if you wanted

no never

Funny how these threads never come with an address to prove what they are saying...

I'm literally the average of these two guys. Help!

Jej.

he can pay for selective memory loss as well

Not worth it

post your wallet larp.

Teen love was great i remember holding my love squeezing her ass against my Hyundai Tiburon in the parking lot after school so glad i got it out of my system and am now MGTOW

pay 1k to have a beautiful escort spend the night with you.

>tfw met a virgin girl I met online last year who's coming to see me this January

I love her bros.

>NA-NANI?!

enjoy OP

sgwolfs.com/Girl/4401.html

White Venezuelan teens will glady love you long time for a green card.
The brown ones will fuck you for a plate of food.
Its all about outsourcing.

>have 0.072 btcoins
>28yo wizard
i dont think i'll live past 30

LARP thread, fuck off

YAMATE!!!

>I can direct you where you need to go to learn social competence. It won't be easy but they will teach you. It's online. You will be able to get a younger gf after this. Just pay me a little something first.
Fock that OP i'll give you for free

Lmao man, try harder

Your about 20 years too late for the "TeenageLoveCoin" TLC ICO

Nah i m just ugly

Not op btw

Insert one bitcoin
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and I shall tell you a tale of my experience dating a teen girl. It was the highest high, and the lowest low.

no joke
itll feel like its your fault too but really its the jews who used the media to turn everybody into whores and destroy the fabric of society

can I have 0.002 btc
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every bit helps

>met onlyne

This
And then it is the roasties / fatties / psychos / incel vicious cycle

Pic related

Just send 0.5btc to an African brother that needs it and I will tell you some Nigerian myths.
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its nice to have money, but i would trade net worth away for a qt loving gf any day

crypto is just a time killer as video games and anime doesn't do it for me anymore

>Pure teen "love"
Anyone who wasnt a loser in highschool and grew up knew just how fickle and weak teenage "love" is

Listen, OP, I'm not gonna tell you to bury a shipping container on some cheap land, acquire an old van off-the-grid, cook up some chloroform and start lurking around school zones... but, y'know, you could probably solve your "problem" pretty easily if you just got off your ass and started moving forward proactively with determination on a PLAN.