Be me

Hop the freedom trains to the land of freedom. We welcome you with open arms.

Interestingly the CIA isn't interesting in overthrowing the government because they don't want this to become Syria 2.
If I could leave I would had done it by now.

how do you even have a computer with internet in that shithole? It can't be as bad as you say. You just need to be more creative than your first-world counterparts.

i hope you die.

t. ecuador. i will post the same everytime.

fuck you faggot

Move

I can just buy your tickets user and set all the girls up with passports. . start a company later then get them on working visas then we start a fantasy cat house

>be me
>american
>hear young people discussing how capitalism is the cause of all human suffering
>”we’d be better off in a “””democratic””” socialist system”
>”it’s only fair”

Then I read threads like this. I hope they learn the error of their ways as they progress into adulthood.

Internet is pretty cheap but is also like the third slowest internet in the world.
Also the apocalypse began like 2 years ago.
It was bad before but now people are literally dying on the streets. Its surprising how fast things can go to shit.
You know the Berlin Wall? They built that to keep people in. Something similar is going on around here. Moving out is not that easy.
You need to throw money on bribes just to get a passport, which I don't have.

Rev.com. Type along to audio interviews, take whatever tasks and whatever hours you want, get paid every Monday through Paypal.

>Veneskeletons
Nah but seriously good luck, my country knows all about starving too.

I'm so sorry to read that but I don't have a good idea. The best I have is to take a boat, and go to America.

Fuck off we're full

Sell cocaine and marijuana.

I was just too lazy to write that the next obvious step is to take a plane to Germany and pretend to be a Syrian refugee. We will take you with open arms.

Country is run by drug lords who have the habit of killing competitors.

You have jungle, go on an epic adventure through the jungle till you cross the border

But i am a weeb. I would die if I have to walk more than 1km

ill send you bitcoins so you can buy food and flight ticket to elsewhere, how much do you need

Bah pendejo ya estas tarde

3.5 BTC ought to do it

I dont even have a wallet.
Bueh

Ademas, de que te sirve? No estaras pensando en pedirle plata ?

You need to put yourself in a survival mindset.

Think it's bad now? Wait until the cannibalism starts.

Become a looter. Break into some old folks home, beat them up/kill them and loot whatever they have remaining. Sell it for cash that you can use to bribe the border guards.

You're home free and nobody knows what you did because Venezuela is falling into chaos.

Proof that you actually live there?

youtube.com/watch?v=0QZC0__qzdc

bring girls like this

Does IP count?

Lavate bien la cola. Hoy la voy a usar. Your future if you dont overthrow the govt.

That cannibal bitch looks like an actual zombie

Shit man, maybe you guys should try socialism.

I hope you're larping. But if not, stay strong and don't give up user. And never stop looking for ways to get out of your predicament. I hope everything works out for you.

muy dificil, muy probablemente tarden anos para sacar al mariposon, y despues quien dice que no se aprovecharan de la corrupcion en esta mierda

Ah... let me go take a picture of somewhere. Give me a min

POS coins will be your country's savior. How will the gestapo stop you from staking ODN for a comfy 10%? How will they even know if they can't intercept your private messages?

this accidentally turned into a shill post.

192.168.1.106

This. Plus look into cheap PoS coins with decent Output. I make around 900 usd /months passively by staking coins

Go to Trinidad, right across the sea. Lots of Venezuelans there now doing prostitutiton and selling drugs and guns.

>buy cheap oil
>buy electricity generator
>mine btc as much as you can with that energy
I don't get it
also, couldn't you produce your own food?

>I dont even have a wallet.
it's easy af to make one

but seriously, is it that bad in vzla?

btw, yo soy chileno, y acá está lleno de venezolanos.. no tienes amigos que te ayuden a venir?

depends if you have dollars you like like, speculation is very profitable

Flee to mexico

ah q cagada

>qué es yuma
>qué es yitien
>qué es slave5
>qué es enchufarme en el maldito gobierno

maldito marico eres pobre porque quieres

Play oldschool runescape, find a money maker in the game that makes you 1m an hour,

1m = 75-90cents USD

There you go you're making one dollar an hour roughly. Use the website Sythe to sell your gold in chunks every week. Find someone in f2p who will give you a bond. Easy.

exactamente

>cheap oil
Not for long: reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-oil-jointventure-exclusive/exclusive-venezuela-leans-on-foreign-partners-for-oil-to-feed-its-refineries-sources-idUSKBN1DL1Y1

When you have the highest oil reserves in the world but still manages to fuck that up. Socialism really is magic.

all these third worlders, so stupid they can't even figure out how to make 1 dollar on the internet

OP make your way to Isla Cotorra or anywhere near the Columbus channel from east coat Venezuela. Hire a pirogue or canoe or any type of cheap shit boat to get to Icacos, Trinidad. IF you are serious I will come pick you up in Icaos and get work for you in a brothel. Also, bring at least 4-5 women with you who I can give jobs to as prostitutes. Do it OP, this is your chance for a better life.

Hopefully this will be enough

Learn coding you will thank me later

Haz esto OP yo lo haría si estuviese en tu lugar, de hecho lo haría ahora mismo pero vivo al otro lado del país (Barquisimeto).

>coding
Stay as far away as you can. Pajeets have this field on lockdown.

DUDE WTF RESPOND LETS GET SOME GIRLS HERE I AM RICH I CAN MAKE YOUR DREAMS A REALITY WE JUST NEED SOME HOOKERS

>cojedes

octavio?

She was user. You might have survived the holodomor but you werent anymore either

>When you have the highest oil reserves in the world but still manages to fuck that up. Socialism really is magic.
uhm, it wasn't the venezuelan government what caused prices to fall, and they REALLY depend on oil... and, from what I've read, prices fell much lower than their production costs.

though I still don't get it: with all that energy, they could have done so many useful things. they could have told the US to fuck off, and have used the oil they sell to the US to produce food, create industries and so on...
otoh, venezuela has always been corrupt, and also, when left-wing govts are elected, the first ones to leave the country are professionals, precisely those with enough knowledge to do stuff

when you are hungry and desperate, you don't trust anything unless you are given proof that it works.
but I guess you've never been poor...

op its far far away from any cost my tobago bro

Its not so simple but it could be doable.
Will need to find girls willing to be prostitutes first.
You know how being a weeb is.

>> Go to upwork
>> All ready filled with Venezuelans working for cents, people wont hire me because no rep.
wait, how'd you get paid on upwork?

btw, have you tried other freelancing websites? what if you post on HN and try getting job from there? couldn't you make your own website for venezuelan programmers/IT people to sell their services?

/r/beermoney
mechanical turk
fiverr
post your sob story on gofundme with a video

sorry i do not i am not a weeb I am a Veeky Forums. chad. I am a get it done kinda guy. So you gunna get it done? or you gunna mope! get some girls. I do not care if you have to drug 40 of em and stick em in a shipping crate i dont care i don't wanna know GET IT DONE!!!

buy one vega 56 and put it in your computer, nobody will notice that usage and you can just say its your damn computer
will net about 150 bucks per month about 1368 Kwh though, dont know if they would notice that? otherwise just run it during the time youre on your PC
if you cant afford it, make a crowdfund and explain your situation

will check the others but gofundme is already filled with skeletons with sob stories.
I will need to do a rap or some shit to stand out.

If the electricity goes up you can have people knocking at your door.
So far it has only happened to big players but...

sorry i meant 93 kwh, dont know what i calculated above
nobody going to nitice that, vega is perfect for mining monero

aqui en Veeky Forums solo hay pendejo americanos que te intentan prostituir. to not get poorer inflation convert anything of value of you have to something more stable, food, harinapan, dollars, etc, and hoard it for a bit, sell for essential items and itll be fine; venezuela isnt the first place to survive hyperinflation by just switching currency, pregunta a los argentinos

also rogue-labs.net/, download a bot and keep it running on your PC. doesn't drain electricity like mining does

We're fucked user. I'd say go to Foroptc and buy a Humanatic account. Learn all you can about how you can be good at it and make money from it. You could be getting 40-80 dollars each month.

Confirmación de que hablo tu mismo idioma, pajúo.

look answer below, you have to find out if 93kwh per month hits the radar, but i wouldnt think so.

also, if you get a litecoin wallet te mando algo, and hopefully anyone with litecoin too, bitcoin fees too high.

Me envías a mi? Soy patriota antirevolucionario, maldito Maduro LcBQfyoZ9d4RKCECJbc9hrzaG7UgTz6zKN

swim to aruba if you dont get got by the sharks ill make you a sandwich
stay strong venebro

Do what
suggested, I made $9,000 off the deeponion airdrop, all it takes is one hit and you'll be sitting in a lot better shape than you currently are... I hope you make it user, socialism is a fucking cancer.

Come to Colombia, Chamo

>be you, american
>unable to see the carnage the neoliberal capitalism is causing in your own country and all around the world
>blame regulation and other political ideologies instead of being critical
The collapse of the oil-rich venezuelian economy does not lies in some alleged inherent failure of the socialist idea, but in the corruption, the greed of a small minority and the pressure of neoliberal financial system.
>inb4 "socialist cunt lol I bet you voted for Clinton"

Do you have an ETH address?
I don’t have a lot but I have been lucky recently so I might give you a little bit. Especially since you are in one of te very few situations where this actually isn’t your fault.

>ETH address
Nope, sorry. I appreciate the gesture thou

What are you talking about? Capitalism has ushered in an era of peace and prosperity litterally not seen since the Roman Republic.

Die in a fire commie

holy shit why are you being so dense?

people are literally offering you crypto and you refuse it even though you say that you're starving

it takes all of two minutes to open a coinbase or bittrex account

U stoopid nigger get some crypto adresses so we can actually help you lol. Ill send you some LINK ;)

Marico abre una en myetherwallet.com y acepta la donación

is is true vuvuzelans who still have money put it all in bitcoin?

Ah... well I guess I can figure it out. Let me see...
I am not really into the crypto thing I just wandered here from /a/

>but in the corruption, the greed of a small minority
which, casually, always happens in "socialist governments" and destroys the country

>prostitution
>invest fuckbux in shitcoins
>get mad gains
>fund your own army of desperate starving people for pennies
>take over Venezuela

you forgot the last part
>invest heavily in a some alt-coin or btc
>make it the national currency by decree

venezuela has more oil reserves than saudi arabia, crisis is caused saudi-usa lowering of oil price and by international creditors blocking release of credit because venezuela wont privatize PDVSA.

this is an global capitalist induced crisis where maduro is just small fish, esto se sabe en venzuela perfectamente pero los gringos solo quieren oir una cosa red-scare.

>this is known in venezuela
>my government told it to me through political propaganda
fucking kek

Are you hairy? Lanky, I assume, so that's a plus. What do you look like?

Did I do this right?
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