>apply for a job at a law firm
>dont know shit. lied on my resume
>get the job
>work as a Paralegal
>everyone bullies me
>come home
>my alts still down 50%
is there a worse hell than this?
>apply for a job at a law firm
>dont know shit. lied on my resume
>get the job
>work as a Paralegal
>everyone bullies me
>come home
>my alts still down 50%
is there a worse hell than this?
Yes they could fire your sorry ass
>be a liar
>suffer for it
Sounds like karma to me
Karma would mean some superior force is watching and making sure he'll pay somewhere for something he's done.
His situation is 100% his fault, he bought alts when it's all gambling (like btc) and he accepted a job he can't do.
I needed a job so I could buy bitcoin though
do you have a degree? what did you put on your resume exactly? I'm just curious
Uhhhhhhh
please explain user
yeah I'm sure they hired you purely from the resume you typed up and didn't bother interviewing you at all you fucking LARPer
Kek keep your chin up legend you can do it
well I typed that I worked at Landrum & Shouse under a man I looked up, Bennete E Bayer, I said I helped him with Coal Law. nobody cares about coal so they never looked it up
>Coal Law
wtf, elaborate please oh great op
> lurks on Veeky Forums, learns to larp and shill
> larps and shills his way to into a lucrative job
> shills and larps better than everyone else working there wishes they could
> complains
bizdevfag here ... you're doing it wrong user
mergers, acquisitions, dispositions, and restructurings in various coal and energy companies
Maybe it's just karma for the law firm?
>live in parent's basement
>flip shitcoins around 18 hours a day
>desperately trying to claw back to 80% of my original investment
>parents ask what I do all day, try to explain crypto to them
>they tell all their friends I'm a stockbroker
>suddenly I'm handling $600k+ of my parent's friend's money
>lose 2/3 of it in the first week
>keep telling everyone that we are making a killing
>great-uncle started pestering me about cashing out 2 weeks ago
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HELL YOU WAGEKEK NORMIE FUCK
you only needed to hold bitcoin
What fucking coins did you buy, user? And why would you ever sell lower than what you paid for them?
Just put what you have left into bitcoin (60%), monero (20%), and ark (20%)
Flat out REFUSE to sell till you have more than what you originally got
To your uncle
>Dude, this isn't a get rich quick scheme. Cashing out this early is a pain, and transaction fees mean you'll just have ended up losing money. Give it some time
>You shouldn't have invested any money you might need short term, only invest in stuff you're happy not to see again for a while
>monero (20%), and ark (20%)
He wants to MAKE money.
>suddenly I'm handling $600k+ of my parent's friend's money
You are FUCKED. Absolutely fucked. Not only because you lost all their money, but because you're not legally registered to be doing any of that, especially with that amount of other people's money. Enjoy trying to explain it all to the IRS too, when your parents' friends tell them you made it for them. Or when they report you to the police and SEC for losing all their money.
You will probably go to prison. I'm not kidding.
>ARK
>not making money longterm
cash out all the money you currently have and change your identity
it's your only hope user, you're never making that money back
im in crypto for for about 3 months and made a small profit, i don't even buy the good coins
this is why only my wife knows about this investments i do.