What the fuck is wrong with me

When I jerk off I don't even jerk off to porn, or think about coworker or whatever, I really just jerk off to my gains

What the fuck. I can't even do anything about it. Everytime my gains go up I feel the need to jerk off and think of nothing else but some numbers going up.

The fuck.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=wM6exo00T5I
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

I jerk off to my blockfolio also.

Is this normal?

You are cryptosexual. It s been recognized since 2012 as a sexual orientation.

Fuck.

Yep and if anyone refers to you as bcash you can sue them for pronoun misuse.

is this supposed to be funny?

Wow, you must feel like a badass.
But in everyone's eyes you're just pathetic.

Don't be ashamed OP. It's perfectly normal.
The LGBTC community welcomes you with open xarms*

*"arms" is a violent term that refers to war so we prefer you use the term "xarms".

No I legitimately do this and I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me

nigger you need Jesus

My sides

perfectly normal of you have jewish DNA.

stay classy Veeky Forums
this is good post

females are in a bubble

a constant #Winning increases testosterone concentration in blood

This thread is what I come here for

Are you holding NGRs?

>LGBTC community

>This thread is what I come here for

obligatory

youtube.com/watch?v=wM6exo00T5I