COINBASE is DOWN

They went down ?

is it planned so to avoid buying the dip ?

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i think so

They do it so everyone doesn't panic SELL

it's being DDOS'd by people trying to cash out

It's over. Operation Dragonslayer has been initiated.

normies already scared off guys.
its ok they deserve to be poor.

gemini is down too

what the fuck man

AHAHAHAHA

You cant cash out

>You cant cash out
IT WAS OUR FAULT, MEME MAGIC IS REAL.

WHAT IS GOING ON

Oh shit, Coinbase only goes down when it's a real crash.

it was down when it went above 11k a few hours ago

PREPARE YOU PINK WOJAKS WE'RE IN FOR A RIDE

>there is no liquidity problem with the exchanges
>literally every single time btc starts crashing the exchanges go down and stay for hours
I hope you bag holders are actually holding your bags offline

Its real bad man. even though it is for greater good.

People like us who waited for the dip to cash out are at loss right ?

FUUUUUUCKKK YESSSS SPRING IS COMING, ALTS WILL RISE AGAIN!

8k soon bois

Coinbase owners gotta cash out their own bitcoin first, so have pulled the pin on the site to stop normies selling first

How am I supposed to cash out, now?

Veeky Forums promised that I could cash out.

6.5k.

it always dips around 35-40% until it stabilizes.

Veeky Forums told you that you should hodl forever until BTC replaces shitty fiat USD, silly! :^)

ITS DOWN AGAIN!!!

Third time today.

fuck off zerohedge

Literally can't cash out. Lmao. The memers knew.

FUCK I WANTED THE DIP

Holy fuck

My brother works for coinbase he texted me they've been raided by US authorities because they didn't comply with IRS requests
They will reopen, but only to collect more bitcoin before the announcement is made
Can't believe some of you feel for the coinmeme

>mfw I immediately withdraw bitcoin when making buys from coinbase but the normies get rekt

>My brother works for Coinbase meme

Drink bleach

proof or kys

...

>mfw watching this absolute shit show unfold

All that news about 10k brought in the normie flood. They don't understand crypto market and want out now now now.

My dad works for Nintendo.

my dad works for Burger King and texted me that they're all out of whoppers

same what the FUCK COINBASE GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER

Everyone was right

How new are you all, Coinbase always goes down during major dips

How the fuck do they get away with this shit?

>tfw actually a normie

IT OGRE COINERS
I can't believe you really thought some bits on a hard drive were worth anything
my brother said his boss is handing over the cold wallet to the FBI right now

Hmm...

sad larp my dude. sad larp

Jesus Christ, the site tanked immediately after my bank transfer i started last week cleared. I fucking hate this hobby.

just checked coinbase and it's fine. fuck all of you.

Check properly , u can't buy yet.

HUGE SELL WALLS FORMING!!!

Best girl!

>kikebase is jewing me out of a chance to buy more during the dip while the big money can aquire

FUCK

I'm logged in but it's buggy af

>fine....

guys i had a couple buy orders on gdax and they should have been filled by now but if the site isnt working for anyone then will they have been filled? and if they havent been filled what will happen when it works again if the market price is below my buy bid. will it autofill my order once it comes back on above the market price unless i get on just in time to delete it?

They all magically have problems when it benefits them. They all deserve jail + torture.

If you had a limit buy, then yeah it's been filled since GDAX has a real trading engine (unlike, say, Kraken).

tldr you're screwed.

Reeeeee i missed the dip because of that.

You deserve jail+torture for losing money. Git gud.

watch the site magically work again once the price stabilises.

they always do this shit.

QuadrigaCX has held the traffic sure admirably. They put their live trade tracker behind the sign in wall to cut down on bandwidth.

*surge

confirmed

>wired 50,000$ in yesterday
>still dont have it for this dip

im mad af rn

aaaand we're back over 10k

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youtube.com/watch?v=hU0-fb6OgyA

>try to log in at 9600
>finally able to login at 9900
>try to buy
>hit confirm purchase
>error has occurred
>now its over 10k

If you try buying enough times it will work eventually. Thats what i did.

I'm in stitches.

And the best of it.

It's going down again, and you can't sell back, coz you can't login.

They are probably trying to stop a run on the exchange.

Seems to have happened to other exchanges, but I cant quite remember which....

The memes were actually started by coinbase devs to make us think cashing out was possible.

Fucking 6 dimensional Pachinko

Oh I remember.

Screenshot 30 minutes before the black out.

>$131 dollar bitcoins
Holy shit.
Can you imagine having access to BTC at those prices not on mtgox of course LOL.

Holy fuck you could easily 100x or become a whale.

wow imagine that, time changes things
really gets the juices flowing up in the thinking box

I had access to bitcoin at $0.10

rip

Dont worry papa McAfee has not been wrong so far.

Or what if he really just wants to eat his own dick?

Am I supposed to buy/sell from coinbase? I read polinex suggestions too

works for me, don't know what you fuckers are on about

Bircoin -> false flag

>it's not gay if it's your own dick

They did the exact same shit in 2013. Coinbase is corrupt as fuck, don't know why they still exist

In theory you only need coinbase to exchange your bitcoins to/from fiat.

Once you have them you should put your BTC in an offline cold storage wallet. That way if coinbase fucks up you can transfer your BTC to an address at polinex or bittrex or whatever exchange can get you your shit.

Now I think about it. I should really have about 5 or 6 exchanges to avoid this kind of situation.

Then again...

He means the real Bitcoin, BCH. He keeps calling BTC bitcoub or bircoin when he makes these price statements.

Just tried to send ETH out from my coinbase wallet - balance went to $0 ETH on coinbase then screen goes to SERVICE UNAVAILABLE with NO confirmation the gunds were sent

Still not in my other wallet... WTF???!!!

Not gonna lie, former Bitcoin investor here. This is fucking hilarious watching Bitcoin crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this disruptive tech get the nuclear codes.

>mfw sold before the "maintenance"
wew

Does anyone else recall this? Coinbase basically shuts its doors whenever there's a major fluctuation in the market.

>is it planned so to avoid buying the dip ?
No
It was unplanned emergency trigger to stop the selling of the dip.

> status.coinbase.com/

More like GOYbase.com LUL

This happened last week with bittrex, when that dude shorted btc at 9800. Bittrex literally stopped trading or its api was down for a good 6 minutes.

So much for decentralisation LUL.


I wish japan would hurry up with its miners, this shit is a joke.

>Guys Relax bitcoin is still 76% up over the month.

nigga we just lost 2100 USD in value ROFL HOLY SHIT (shit shit shit)

>89387 Unconfirmed Transactions
oh baby we are happening

>Move to sahara desert
>Buy solar panel
>Mine bitcoin

Holy shit im genius

When it goes back up normies gonna dump even more lmao

I dont think this small dip will affect normies, 4% isnt too bad, however this shit about 900k unconfirmed transaction is going to sting normies hard.

Sure its a digital currency, but when your money cant move, not because the banks have stolen it, but the system is too slow. Thats fucking unacceptable.

What's an alternative american exchange to coinbase?

>8 million dollars in fees waiting to be processed
What the actual fuck?
Why hasn't someone solved this problem?

blocks are simply too small, bitcoin was a mistake

you forgot:
>use POWR to trade the excess energy

are there any coins right now that solve this problem?

hate to break it for you, but ant will burn the second you plug it in in a fucking desert 50+ c temperatures