>Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad’s. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully, you’ll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I’m talking to you, user. I got something for you.
>This Trezor Bitcoin Wallet I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World Pump. It was bought in a little general store in Prague, Czech Republic. Made by the first company to ever make Trezors. Up till then people just carried USB sticks. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather’s war wallet and he wore it every day he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the wallet, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed until your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Bears once again. This time they called it World Pump II.
Leo Cooper
>Your great-grandfather gave this Trezor to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane’s luck wasn’t as good as his old man’s. Dane was a Marine and he was killed, along with the other Marines at the battle of Bitfinex Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he’d never seen in the flesh, his Trezor. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his dad’s Bitcoin Wallet.
>This wallet. This wallet was in your daddy’s pocket when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the wallet it’d be confiscated, taken away. The way your dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this Trezor up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the wallet. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the bitcoins to you.
holy crap this just happened to me IRL guys im loaded now, time to give back to Veeky Forums first 50 addresses get .01 BTC lets go
Lucas Gutierrez
tl;dr lmao
Bentley Allen
13e2AK9AuWdWACf94bieh45TcwP1JQzxn5
Thanks Jr Doughboy
Ryder Howard
1Vi4EttprN9iSHVSWpGq32f62NSGtiQd2
keks
Asher Howard
1HWiNYnbdpDreVcY1vSv69RD4kBWZ4famQ
Jordan Williams
1PhiFUGnhG1w1X5rN1nKcTy3oBsroQZkPH
Asher Murphy
You are very kinda OP 1EkEwzs13JiKtLiDcydomrQTZaKKhMuZYw
Benjamin Nelson
1PfspSsMqBfoNe9rpuqKBg2F93VtzyeJkM
Wyatt Stewart
Op will surely deliver 19Nqry7oxJ4AU5LrH35zgJt8WcrYSW6dD8
Colton Howard
1AJYakho3gAKvCQZP21zi4Y9MCqo94wX4x Thank you Sir. Wish you an amazing life for this.
Cameron Flores
>The way your dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. nice slip up, 0/10
Camden Powell
1157LKC96SAbZcrrwdLwuwckbSvyHH7o93
Ethan Baker
>that watch was your birthright Ya blew it
Adam Myers
FUCK
Parker Evans
I too have a Trezor. 38i66cNn6z4AGAxwAANypKSimuzH3BXqjq
Noah Myers
3FpKQ9cZjfV4TExdJFYYjKbVvkebEYi9KV
Cameron Bennett
Kid replies: Why didn't you just memorize the recovery seed words?
Brandon Martinez
DOH!
Dominic Murphy
Now you have to deliver on account of your failure
Blake Cruz
1CSy1FzUvwP9WeYm8ungywZvJUJm3HyyJR
zeds dead baby :D
Leo Morgan
thanks 1JpjC1BTaRrbTRojWSMvwzUx3qEKYjjajt
Matthew Jenkins
9/10 good user
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Adrian Bailey
1CoaKLLh4GFyK1qkEsBcoGB8ebnmXQyYGR please make it habben
Christopher Sanders
8/10 -1 point for the slipup great concept solid execution
Colton King
THIS ONES GOTTA BE LEGIT FOR SURE 1KmpZJyRmDwLDZuWJnFULCp8P6bGJvPEmR
Mason White
38sa5JrPqxh6hgfurwVgVWScnomKA3zc48
Thanks to all the brave men keeping Trezors in their asses.
Jaxson Long
why would someone so generous lie on the internet?