I, the DARK LORD, will grant you power user. Take this

I, the DARK LORD, will grant you power user. Take this...

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... and reek havoc on the world. Or whatever.

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Thanks DARK LORD.
Time to be the radical larry I've always wanted to become.

>Your powers are learning the complete history of an object by touching it and controlling earth.
Hmm, what can I do with this power?

>power of Manipulating Shadows

seems legit for a dark lord to give me this power

>Your powers are near-invulnerability to physical damage and rapid learning.
And the first thing i have learned is that Reek is not the same as Wreak, and the second is that the DARK LORD fucking reeks. And im invulnerable so he can't even hurt me in return.

>Your powers are draining life energy and high jumping.

Well! Time to be a vampiric Mario

>reek havoc
>reek
Wow you're a rude piece of shit, Dark Lord

>your powers are a prehensile tongue and jumping high.

Motherfucker made me Toad? For fucks sake

>tfw you get manipulating light

Well this is awkward.

I'm satisfied.

>near-invulnerability
>physical damage

Because it will still hurt if he punches you hard enough, and you'll still die if he fries your brain with magic.

Bruh.

>Your power is immunity to most forms of radiation.

Time to create a sweet place in Chernobyl

>Your powers are withstanding extreme cold and passing through solid objects.

>Your power is prehensile hair.

I always wanted to be bayonetta.

>Your powers are creating copies of yourself and becoming gigantic.

I become the Swole Patrole, and travel the world meting out justice and gains.

>Your powers are super hearing and manipulating emotions.

I guess I can have fun eavesdropping on conversations and fucking with the speakers by making them feel different.

>Your power is telepathy.

I guess I could drive my targets crazy by constantly talking, or at least act as a human t-mail machine.

Unless the Dark Lord's telepathy is more than sending and receiving thoughts...

>Your power is imitating voices.
But I can do that already

>Your powers are manipulating time, seeing in the dark, and near-invulnerability to physical damage.

Can I get a different power? This seems kind of OP.

Yeah but now you can imitate several all at once, enough to make it sound like a party or heated discussion is going on behind a door.

>Your powers are prehensile hair, camoflaging your body, and draining life energy.

Welp, guess it's time to become some freaky fetish vampire.

>Your power is projecting illusions.

how does the dark lord expect me to reek havoc with that though

>Your powers are a prehensile tongue and immunity to most diseases.

Cool, no fear of sickness or disease and I now I'm great at cunnilingus.

Become the best geologist to have ever lived?

>Your powers are healing others and draining life energy.

Literally perfect. I guess I win.

>Your powers are manipulating gravity, near-invulnerability to physical damage, and withstanding extreme cold.

I see my path now, I must destroy deadliest catch.

>Your powers are rapid learning and draining life energy.

I'll rapidly learn fighting skills and sorcery, using my life draining to heal myself in combat. I shall be a formidable apprentice to the Dark Lord.

>Your powers are controlling insects and manipulating shadows.

Are you afraid of the dark? I'll give you a reason to be. That and a reason to be afraid of bugs.

But what if your powers can only work simultaneously?

>Your powers are eating anything and seeing the future.

Well, just call me the Hungry Hungry Oracle

>Your powers are super intelligence and prehensile hair.

Use super intelligence to develop advanced machinery, use hair as extra pairs of limbs. It could work out bretty gud.

If metal counts as a type of earth, you could do some Unlimited Blade Works kind of shit. Or the best historian who ever lived. You just gotta convince people to let you touch priceless artifacts like the Mona Lisa to see if you can learn the secret behind her smile.

>Your power is high jumping.

Yeah, I'll get right to work on that havoc business of yours...

"Your powers are controlling electricity, manipulating gravity, and manipulating emotions."

Just call me Magneto 2.0

>Your power is creating fire

So I'm just some guy with a Book of Infinite Matches?

>Your powers are creating force fields and breathing underwater.
I guess that's cool.

>Your powers are detecting lies and altering your appearance.

The fuck am I supposed to do with this? Be mildly-more-perceptive Mystique? Dark Lord I don't have the tits for that. Can I get a mulligan?

> Your powers are prehensile tongue and telepathy

Well my dating game is about to be kicked up to 11

>Your powers are controlling water and super navigation skills.

Yo ho ho, motherfuckers!

>I don't have the tits for that
can't you just alter your appearance?

What if he keeps his gender though?

Now I'm the Dark Lord.

>Your powers are healing quickly and becoming gigantic

I think I just became an Attack On Titan character.

...fuck. Well apparently I have no reading comprehension. Guess I do have the tits for that.

Maybe. I doubt this is coming with a manual.

>Your power is manipulating time.

Is it just me or is this one of the most common in this thread anyway?

>The DARKLORD handing out the ability to warp time like candy to every adventurer.
>This is actually a well thought out scheme to destroy the world.

>Your power is creating copies of yourself.

Right then.
First step: become the largest voting block in the US.
Second Step: Elect myself. To everything.
Third Step: ???
Fourth Step: PROFIT

Way to make your internal arguments external and national at the same time

I suppose you'd be better than Trump or Hillary

That only makes things more interesting.

>Your powers are learning the complete history of an object by touching it and super speed.
Can I use them together to learn history in superspeed?

If you can move at super speed, it kind of implies that you can think and at least process things in super speed, otherwise you wouldn't be able to move quickly and be coordinated.

So yes, you can touch something and know everything about it almost instantaneously.

>"Your powers are immunity to most toxins and becoming gigantic."

Well fuck. I mean I guess the best thing to do would be to live in a toxic bog and scare off adventurers.

>Your powers are draining life energy and manipulating shadows.
Gee I guess I'm an edgelord now.

>prehensile tongue

That isn't a prehensile tongue. Xenomorphs have an inner pharyngeal jaw or whatever. It's literally a second set of teeth, not a tongue.

A better example would be the Lickers or what the fuck they call them now from Resident Evil. Them niggas what with their brains exposed that jump on walls and shit.

>Your powers are altering your appearance and creating copies of yourself.

CROWD-LAD TO THE RESC-- actually I just slow down baddies by overpopulating their escape routes. But man, do I get paid a lot to be every single movie extra.

>Your powers are prehensile hair, imitating voices, manipulating plants, and controlling arachnids.
So I'm a skinwalker?

Your powers are controlling water and seeing the future.

Hydromancer has never been more appropriate a name.

>Transforming into a gelatinous form
>Super aiming skills
>Detecting lies, and Super memory.
Uh... I become the world's best gunfighter? I guess "Gelatinous form" would allow me to ignore bullets, assuming I wasn't hit by too many at a time, and if I can convert water to gel or something.

Serious question for superpower buffs.
Is telekinesis a viable method for stopping something from dissolving in water? Like could a telekinetic stop food coloring from spreading through a glass of water that is being stirred by someone else? I need to know because of reasons.

I see you as a human skeleton surrounded by ballistics gel. A forensics experiment merged with a sentient AI, hunting down those who murdered the hot scientist who programmed you.

>Your powers are super intelligence and projecting illusions.
I hate you DARK LORD
you turned me into Jace

Nah bro, think big! Become all the mooks in a bad guy fortress (even the boss mooks), and then when the hero's come storm the place, reveal that everyone is you except the befuddled BBEG, and defeat them that way.

[/spoiler] then reveal you are also the BBEG... then reveal you are also the heros. [/spoiler]

>Your powers are manipulating time and manipulating gravity.
Now that's some cool shit. There are so many potential combos to do with these powers combined. Also a hard counter towards those with super speed. I like it

Nothing, because first you would need to control Earth. Maybe Ban Ki-moon could use it, but it's highly dubious.

Thanks, I am super appreciative of this gift. But is there a reason for the tail?

(Your powers are super intelligence, manipulating plants, and a prehensile tail.)

Shadow is just lack of light, so you can manipulate shadows too.

>your powers are eating anything and the ability to transform into a liquid form

WHOO TIME TO BECOME A SLIME

>Your power is super balance.
Thanks?

Don't listen to him anons. I,the LORD OF LIGHT, bless you with something superior.

Receive my gift...

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>Your power is super navigation skills.
Alright guys Road Trip Time

>withstanding extreme cold.
>Ash Breath
Think I'm gonna go with the Darkness on this one

>Your powers are transforming into a gelatinous form, teleportation, controlling minds, and eating anything

Okay. I seem kind of horrifying.

Anarchy inducement. Thank you, Lord of Light.

>Light control + Immunity to Radiation
>Bow manipulation

...
Gonna have to go with 'Force the Lord of Light to get me a better power'.

Your powers are manipulating emotions, controlling arachnids, and detecting lies.

"Interstellar Travel"

Take the Dark Lord's powers and become spider-prosecutor, or take the Lord of Lights, and fly around in space?

Gonna have to say, being a lawyer sounds much safer, despite how cool going to sphess would be. On the other hand if space-flight included in-atmosphere flight, I could tow satellites...

Controlling arachnids. On a large scale, this is terrifying. I will become the bane of arachnophobes everywhere.

>Your powers are controlling arachnids and invisibility.

>I am Australian

>Your powers are super speed, near-invulnerability to physical damage, controlling water, and becoming tiny.
>Marsupial Physiology

Not seeing the superiority here, unless it's specifically get cartoon Taz powers. Also posting this horrific diapermech that was on the page.

>Your powers are manipulating shadows, shooting energy beams, breathing underwater, and transforming into a gelatinous form.
I AM KING SLIME!!

>Perfection Embodiment
Nice.
>The user of this ability isn't just personally perfect in all aspects of their being, but is the universal embodiment of perfection itself, representing all things that are flawless. The user is essentially devoid of all flaws and constraints, having nothing whatsoever to stand in their way.
Sounds about right.
>Perfection can be considered a dead end, as it leaves no more room for imagination, additional knowledge or abilities, leaving nothing but despair to come.
Eh, I'll chance it.

>Sulfur manipulation

Fuck you, Lord of Light, I'm going back to my invisible spiders.

...Fuck you Lord of Light. I get Ash Breath and you make this nigga perfect

>Your powers are seeing through illusions and healing others.

Now what will you do?!

>already have these powers
come the fuck on, DARK LORD.

>Your powers are sensing emotions, manipulating gravity, and rapid learning.

Well, boss.

Gravity manipulation is one of those that can be really overpowered, and is cleverly abusable.

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Why thank you lord of light with this in addition to the powers the dark lord gave me I am become Shoggoth.

>Ionization

Now I can just vaporize people with my punhes

I think the Lord of Light only want us to take his and refuse the Dark Lord's

I think I have light control and don't give a shit. FREE POWERS FOR ALL!

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Noice. I get to have skeletons without the rotting flesh smell that they sometimes have.
Thanks, Lord of Light.

>Your powers are transforming into a liquid form and controlling water.

Well, those make sense together.

Ha what an idiot.

>Your powers are controlling electricity and invisibility.

Nice. Time to go invisible and turn some dildos to super high.

>controlling air and super aiming
That's pretty useful.

>Enhanced Breath

Finally. I can get through cardio at the gym.

Manipulating gravity and controlling air.

Fuck yeah.

>Your power is viewing remote events

Presuming this is anywhere on earth, this is a hilarious power. I wouldn't even use it to fight crime. I'd just scry people all day long for shits and giggles. Just, out of nowhere

>"I wonder what Donald Trump is doing right now."
>"I should scry the Israeli PM"
>"I want to see the world through a random japanese person's eyes"

I would spend hours just channel surfing, tossing my perceptions about so I could watch random shit. And when I get bored of that, I'll call or tweet people telling them what they're doing at that exact moment. Just to fuck with them.