Inquisitorial Penal Regiment Veeky Forums: Getting into Othellan edition

You seem to be enjoying your position. Your enthusiasm aside, may I ask you what our current mission is?

Yes, you may.
I can't but notice that you are doing a good job.
>she gestures to Miranda, who's sitting right next to him looking to the ground
Keep it up.
Negat- Ugh! Do you even know who you are talking to? I give orders here, if I wanted I could tell you to power your tanks with negative waves only!

I am awaiting orders just as you are.

Err... There's a transmission coming from the planet's surface... they're asking us to identify our reasons here...

>grunts in reply as he continues to play.

I have a qustion

Technically Dmitry was promoted to major at one point, but then went MIA presumed KIA

Then there's minor amnesia and "new" Dmitry and all that...

Question is, is Dmitry still a major?

Also I still have no idea when he got stormtrooper gear but that can be left into the darkness of amnesia and MIA time.

Yuo! Take kvas it help.
>offers her a bottle of kvas
>It's a plastic bottle of suspicious contents and origins
>but they call it kvas and drink it and they aren't dying and/or mutating
>(kvas is like... really really tame beer, or amerikani beer)

Okay I needs information is priority, go past everyone who does not outrank me and everyone who outrank me can go fuck themself. Understood?

'Jeeeeeez Louise', with you providing the Negative Waves, we'd have enough to power Battlefleet Gothic, never mind a few Tanks.

Right... eh, I do believe that Agent Anna here
Will brief us in when we are needed to.

>Muttering:
Or send us into the field blindly like so many offworlder generals seem to do these days

Uuuh... thanks but it would mess with my, my, ehm... attunment to the warp, yes, so now.
>anna closes her eyes (but since she is blind, nothing really changes for her) and sighs, lightly tapping the barrel of a bolt pistol against her forehead
I can practically hear your stupid face being stupid, trooper, cease it immediately. I am quite sure it is heresy to give inquisitorial agents an headache.
That, the second. Yeah, that works. Cool.

Othellan ground control to the Informal Penance. I repeat, please respond.

Woof woof, woof.
>Oddball tosses the butt of his Lho over the side of the tank then drops back into the cupola.
Why'd we accept this crappy assignment again Wrenchmonkey?

Sir they are uh... requesting an answer... should I keep the channels silent?

Oh okay... thank yuo, find me I give lho and kvas. Maybe salo if still available.

>Stares at her for a moment.

Yuo! I need orders! Send me in blind and I will kill EVERYTHING that moves.

Either give specific things to do list or I go in, kill everything that move and is

I need mission briefing, details, targets... enemy intelligence... y'know... yuo gib everything, or I go in with squad, we kill everything that moves, and presume mission is complete.

>Alice stands at a Briefing Table on-board the Malleus Benedictus, going over intercepted Vox Communications recovered over the past couple of days or so with Inquisitor Crawn.

>putting away his guitar the young mn slips out a rusty looking harmonica and starts to play.
>youtube.com/watch?v=O0JB4wxtSJk

Bark louder, would you.
Sigh. You people know nothing of dramatic reveals... hear me out, then, I guess. A source has denounced the governor of othellan as dangerously heretical, if not an actual xeno inqdisguise. Appraently, the nobles too are either involved into this heresy or unwillingly helping it unravel. Which takes us to our job here. Track down this governor and "politely ask him questions". The use of motivational tools is sanctioned. Motivational tools no bigger than a leman russ, for now.

>Whispering as to not interrupt.
Anything new?

If is xenos? Can I kill when done?

If is just heretic, I can still kill da?

What happen if accidentally kill? Is still okay?

>Dima mutters something while holding his commbead
>The rest of the valhallan stormies start gathering up gear and preparing to leave

Oh one more thing, is okay to remove anyone who get in way? All targets hostile?

Or is return fire only?

Eheheheh that means I can start a fire no bigger than a Russ?

Decided to return. Just gonna watching the thread first, for a while.

>Oddball pops his head out of the Commander's cupola for a moment and looks in Anna's direction.
Woof woof! Woof woof! That's my other dog impression.
>drops back into the interior and lights another Lho.

'ow much can I moter-vate with a powa klaw?

Ok... in order...
When we are doen with any xeno, heretic or whatever, we are going to kill them so hard they will come back alive and die again and I know it makes no sense.
Accidental kills will... bah, try not to, ok? Greely would be on my ass again if it happens.
And it is only return fire unless I say so. Or the situation REALLY calls for it. This is not going to be a second somerius, you crazy bastards.
... you know what? Yes. Actually, yes.

Yuo calm down

By the way am still major da? Can take operational command of ground forces?

I have plan, is very simple really.

Unless of course...yuo accompany us to battlefield... which would be okay...it's just...that if remember correctly... your plans always are...how do regular men say... shit?

We're -fairly- confident that we know where the 'Principle' is, now it's only a matter of extracting her and then dealing with this Governor Business.
Just hope it doesn't turn bloody...we've not got that much in the way of assets. Just a heavily upgraded Cruiser.

Yuo are boring, can still have command of a bit of more peoples?

6 men including me does not conquer palace...

And well, independent penal regiment scum suck even more than baby of priest at fighting. let alone fighting without shooting back.

>the bolt pistol quickly points to his head
Say it again. Your plan is just slaughtering the whole planet until there is nothing else to kill, you damn rabid dog. This time, I will have this ship fire on you as soon as you start ANY shit, you hear me?

welcome back!
>Nyzart prepares to entertain visitors, namely by preparing his advanced hologrammic disguise to assume the role of Governor Rykarna

Welcome Back
Do we know what is going on with the governor yet?

Uhm sir... what do I do with the radio transmission?

Welcome Back

We're.....not entirely sure, nothing seems amiss according to Vox Traffic, but listening to communications can only tell us so much.
For actual answers we'll need to go dirtside and check it out ourselves.
>idly taps a few notes into her Dataslate.

... what? tell them what I said earlier.

Roger that.

Othellan Ground control, this is the Penance. We've come under an inquisitorial claims of investigation over the rulership of the planet.

Affirmative. Send landing craft to spaceport secundus.

Thought of a disguise to go down there already?

Roger that, control, thank you. Penance out.
We've got permission to land, sir!

... uhm. Alert the ship's artillerists, tell them to expect a trap.

Lass, this -is- my disguise.
>Alice points to her armour and equipment.
>Regulation Carapace and a Regulation Hellgun....along with a Powersword of course.
Thanks to that wanker, you know the one, I'm not trusted with the Op. And they're Inquisitor Crawn's Troops anyway.
Retinue'll be forming two six man squads. Just need to borrow a second Sergeant.....

Roger. I'll need to use the ship's private channel for that though.
>Goes into the radio control room for the ship's intercom.

Hey, you need one? You've got one.

>Continues to have no idea what is going on

Thanks.It´s good to be back.

>Walks confused through a ship, not knowing were she is, in full tau armor. Pulse rifle and drone shouldered.

we land soon, ready for action? we fight maybe but only if they shoot first.

Shall I accompany you?

>draws his bolter
who the fuck are you!?

Then go get a uniform, Carapace and weapons from the Armoury. And no you can't just use your Bodysuit to mimic them. But you can wear it under it all.

It would be appreciated Sergeant Behrend, we'll wait in Bay 4 for Sammy to get herself equipped.

>Sees her
>Sees the tau gear
>Heavy_Breathing_Inside_Gasmasks.mp4

Not really. I was only giving a sling shot with the Aquila carved on the side.

Thanks baby.
>Winks as she leaves for the armory

take this instead
>the Ork hands him a choppa the size of the ratlings forearm.

>As Eisen approaches the Comms Room, Captain Nelson can be spied exiting the Astropath's Sanctum, holding the smouldering remains of some paper notes.
Ah, Trooper. Glad to see things are going 'well'.
>continues on his path.

Ah hello Trooper.....Hawthorn was it? I believe you'll be looking for the Interro-
>Spies Riki doing....Commissar things.
At ease Sir, this one, works for the Inquisition.

>Standing still.
Trooper Hawthorn, Sir! What´s going on? I have been out of the action for a while...

Don´t worry. I´m not an enemy.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>Struggles to hold it up
>Emprah give me strength

>the commissar is twitching
if you say so sir.
>holstering the bolter he extends a slim and well manicured hand to Sam.
Riki, Junior Commissar. we will soon be landing thou I do not know when and where.

>Sees the remains of the paper turning into cinders.
>Wonders what that would be.

>Error 404: Logic not found.
Every Xeno is my enemy! Every simpatizer is treachery!
>Rustled Tyberian noises as he enters the ship's radio control room

BLOOD FO THE BLOOD G- ANGELS!

>accepts the handshake with a respectful nod.
Lord-Captain Tiguro Nelson the Twelfth, Captain of this vessel. And we will be landing on Othellan, or at least the Regiment will be.

>No one will ever know......so (not)spooky.

Back, had to buy roughly 2kg's of meat.

>Dima and his crew of valhallan "operatives" have kept on squatting, doing nothing really, someone had confiscated their weapons and ammunition, alongside any explosives, they got to keep their combat knives, 1 for each.
>And shanks cannot really be used as ammunition
>Their conversation, in valhallan low gothic, seems rather hostile in general, but they keep it down, glaring at any passerbys
>The occasional idi nahui and blyat cyka is heard amongst the grumbling and muttering

Achievment unlocked! Angry homicidal maniacs!

>youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
>the burning badly damaged and nearly empty torture cruiser smashes past another imperial blockade as the drunk Eldar pilots it limply towards the eye of terror, or at least the eyes general direction.

Thanks Lord-Captain. Yeah. I´m looking for her... Allthough, since I woke up this morning, many things seem to have changed.

Shaking the hand, Sam still eyes the bolter.
Then I should make my way to the hangar?

>Takes her helmet off, showing the head of a female human.

Oh wait, my brain dumbed with the handshake, my apologies.....forget the Commissar/Captain Handshake happened.
I know where she'll be off to. It should be easy enough to put you in touch with her.

>smiling warmly the commissar makes a limp wristed gesture to the hanger.
it would be my pleasure to acompany you there, perhaps you can inform where you aquired Xenos armor?

Simmer down there.

TREACHERYPURGETHETRAITORWITHHOLYFIREANDTHEEMPEROR'SWRATH!

>Goes with this rant for a while, there's no actual need to listen to him it's all threats to the Xenos in the Emperor's name.

Calm down or get shot in the nuts.

You okay?

>Alice makes her way down to Bay 4 with her Retinue and assembles near one of the Thunderhawks along with a couple of Tauros'.

Yuo fuckhead cyka! Shut up or I will tear out your tongue and wipe my ass with it!

GRAAAAAAH! When are we coming out of this ship to burn some things!
>The stress is palpable

Follows close behind, fully geared.

>Mot and Bob are both waiting for deployment as Mot sits on Bobs shoulders and plays loudly.
>youtube.com/watch?v=Z6VrKro8djw

never.

>Begins walking towards the hangar.
Of course, Sir. I was a diplomatic liason between Interrogator Wellesley and a tau water caste diplomat, regarding a tyrannid invasion.
>Sam is obliviously leaving several things out.
By the way, where is Interrogator Wellesley now?

>Sam is now keeping her distance from Eisen.

>looks around real suspicious like
Pst...pst...hey yuo! Come here.. have idea...

>the "Most likely" Major gestures for you to come to him

I can help yuo, yuo help me first okay?

If I say soon can I get a weapon I can actually use?

..............................
>Serious silence of person listening.

You mean Gauron, Sir? No I don´t. That happened before my time here. I have heard very little about the man myself.

I'm afraid I don't know, I'm very new here.
>the commissar walks in silence for a moment before turning to Sam.
do you know why the commissar assigned to this regiment just... vanish?

your regiment has had several commissars you know, the fact they keep dying or vanishing is of a great concern to me, you understand.

Our guns have been...err... misplaced, da? Yuo know what I mean, I need to go to armory, and get new weapons, for me and 5 others... thing is... due to... incidents... we not allowed anywhere near armory.

So yuo could help us, to get weapon, and we help yuo, to get something to burn to death... I promisings, Valhallans always keep promise, da.

So all yuo need to do, is get weapon and boolit for weaopn to me and 5 other guys, and in return, I will get yuo off ship, and we go kill lots of things.

>One of Dmitry's stormtroopers, now separated from his squad approaches the commissar

Yuo need not worry commissar, is just that, enemy always go for big pointy hat and... commissar clothes... yuo kinda stand out.

But I can help yuo, stay alive and not dissappear, all I needings would be access to armory, da?

Define lots of things.
Because I'm in to burn any heretic we find, but not civillians unless ordered to by a superior officer.

>raising an eyebrow the commissar nods before handing over a keycard.

Miss Wellesley was recalled to her Inquisitor's Service on official business ma'am. It would be easy to send her a message if you wished.

lots of heretics, xenos, yuo know, anything not loyal imperial citizen, we don't kill civilians... who spread rumor?

Anyway, can yuo think less about what of killing, and more about how bring weapons for 6 stormtrooper? Okay?

>The stormtrooper salutes and accepts it

Spasiba
>he cheers and hands the commissar a comm bead

Is secure channel, no access for anyone else. Yuo call Major, major come help. Yuo stay alive...

>nodding he takes comm bead and slips it in a coat pocket.

>Sam ponders the statement and looks the commissar over.
Well, I´m sorry, Sir. But I am unable to help with that, unless you want protection detail?

I would be very grateful. Maybe after this is over, I´ll request a transfer. Maybe.

>The stormtrooper rushes off, sprinting, and..dancing?
>Funny thing how he wasn't carrying any weapons, the valhallan stormies tend to be covered in weapons...

Well......lets get mounted up and ready ourselves for heading dirtside eh?
>Alice runs up the ram with the other Stormies and drops herself into one of the seats.

Right.

This is rudely against protocol...

But it might just be the way to fix this regiment.
And I really need to kill something...

>The Astartes Initiate opts to break his masterful stealth skills for a moment, camoline covered carapace armor now decorated with functional pieces of the ymgarl genestealers carapace.

"Or that the commissar made a terrible mistake in trying to order around those that they hold no power over."

>He slowly begins to blend in with the background again, mute in expression but internally smug.